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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:57 pm   A link to this post Reply with quote
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Insequential = an adjective meaning "belonging to no particular sequence".

Yes we know it's a real word, but it was funnier when I drunkenly mis-pronounced it. Razz

Actually, "insequential" is not a word, per se, insofar and inasmuch, nevertheless, as it cannot be found in the OED. Ceteris paribus, one can consider it a word sui generis within all hyponymic terms and attendant adequicities of Hugh's illocutionary lexis, notwithstanding its genesis in colloquy, &c, &c.

Hurrah for linguistics!


My post was a made-up definition for a word that makes sense but does not exist. Therein the humour. Why do I bother?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:59 am   A link to this post Reply with quote
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My post was a made-up definition for a word that makes sense but does not exist. Therein the humour. Why do I bother?

You bother because, if you didn't, I wouldn't be able to use words like "illocutionary" and "colloquy" with any good reason and that would just be a waste of my education.



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:50 am   A link to this post Reply with quote
Tara wrote:
Tama Boyle wrote:
huge wrote:
Tara wrote:
Insequential = an adjective meaning "belonging to no particular sequence".

Yes we know it's a real word, but it was funnier when I drunkenly mis-pronounced it. Razz

Actually, "insequential" is not a word, per se, insofar and inasmuch, nevertheless, as it cannot be found in the OED. Ceteris paribus, one can consider it a word sui generis within all hyponymic terms and attendant adequicities of Hugh's illocutionary lexis, notwithstanding its genesis in colloquy, &c, &c.

Hurrah for linguistics!


My post was a made-up definition for a word that makes sense but does not exist. Therein the humour. Why do I bother?


Ha, you're a pretty funny guy
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This is going to be good
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I am the funniest guy in the world.
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I am the funniest guy in the world.

That's a lie and you know it. Ever heard of Mike King? I thought not...



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:38 pm   A link to this post Reply with quote
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Craccum Queries is unlikely to be continued into the second half of the year due to editorial discontent.


Well thats a darn shame. Craccum queries was the only thing worth reading in that magazine. Who could ever forget Cass's life formula:
(i>12)=frozen sausage to face
(i=12)=stern glare
(all else)=adequite

And of course, comte's classic (quote) "Gar, by gar".

And you guys are gonna take all this shinnadigans away? Howcome?
I believe a full explanation is in order




A question that has plagued man-kind for precisely several and a half centuries: Has Kirsty's toe cured and been restored to its former 'cute' status? Or more to the point, bruised apples taste like shit.
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Ah, but can you bruise a Snapple? Didn't think so.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:18 pm   A link to this post Reply with quote
We'll just write something else probably. Just not the same something every week.

I dunno, my work schedule is pretty much insane, so i'll play it as it comes.



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I'll be Craccum's new dinosaur correspondential reporting personification. Next week: Triceratops!



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:26 pm   A link to this post Reply with quote
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Ah, but can you bruise a Snapple? Didn't think so.


Whats that got to do with craccum queries, sheez.


I am approxiamately 95.000000017% confident that craccum queries is the 2nd best thing to have ever hit the craccum mag (the suicide article being the 1st)
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:55 pm   A link to this post Reply with quote
I asume you're talking about the one where Tim Selwyn briefly discusses why people who are suicidal should commit suicide for the benefit of the human race?

I also assume you've been around for far too long, i.e. over 7 years?

And you didn't like Willy the Giant Penis?????!!!!?!?!?!?!?! Shocked
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Na i'm not old this is actually me first year at uni. But my brother was here during the late 1990s and early 2000s. And he told me about it.

>>And you didn't like Willy the Giant Penis?????!!!!?!?!?!?!?!

Who's willy?



Bic pens are coolies but make sure that you don't have wet hands when you use them because they are slippery things when wet
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:09 pm   A link to this post Reply with quote
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>>And you didn't like Willy the Giant Penis?????!!!!?!?!?!?!?!

Who's willy?

http://www.lostotter.co.nz/index.php?section_id=5&album=1



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:11 pm   A link to this post Reply with quote
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Na i'm not old this is actually me first year at uni. But my brother was here during the late 1990s and early 2000s. And he told me about it.


So you haven't read it?
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