Is that wanking letter about *** again? Lol, someone on punkas thought i am *** ****!!!!

Yeah, and she has written a response (despite being in Taurunga) look for it in next weeks issue

Erm... we only print craccum in Tauranga not distribute it there as well

Despite being in tauranga she found out about it. Claiming she has 'her sources' which was actually us giving her shit about it in chat.

Anyway she's batshit crazy and her minge looks like a mouldering mango.

Are we 100% positive she is in Tauranga?

yep, she's at "radio school"

What the fuck, Tauranga has education (let alone pseudo-tertiary) facilities ?

I prefer the term "like a tough steak that has been hacked up with an axe".

My work mate Brett likes her........................

Yeah, but I hear that masturbation does make you go blind...

I was talking to someone who went to intermediate with me today on the ferry, she works in town now...... we were talking about american idol and william hung, she then mentioned some ugly fat chick who wore a mini-skirt on NZ idol and was completely ravaged by the judges....... I then said was her name *** ****....... her response was Yes, fuck i hate her!

She is now hated by the public, not just us!

I wouldn't be surprised if there are *** loyalists at the UOA who provide her with the stuff anyway. You'd be surprised what screwed-up individuals still have a fanclub.

"A lump of pork fat attacked with a high speed drill." How's that for colourful imagery?

dammit I feel left out. I think I'm gonnna have to start coming into uni just to pick up copies of craccum. :arrg:

We told her what the letter said in the chat room, which she still logs on to :shrugs:

there is a lot of people who love to hate her. they hate her, yet cant get enough of her.

okay so what exactly does the letter say?

is j dawwwg Happy ahmed?

No. I'm far cleverer than that.

Dr Steve

The letter says something along the lines of

"That porn was gross I couldnt even Fap to it, please dont ever do porn again"

But with more imagery and literary tools of brilliance.

From the letters page:

Ah thanks. now all is clear :wow:

acrowley does it.

its just like the scene in Dodgeball when Ben Stiller electric shocks himself when he sniffs pizza, only acrowley is looking at NZX and touching himself when he shocks himself.

I love her response. "Keep my sex life to yourself! I don't want that stuff being made private!"

I still suspect she's some kind of incredibly talented installation artist or whatever, creating this tremendously hilarious piece of twisted art from her life.

At least if she ever makes a movie about her life, it'll already be ten times more interesting than any Woody Allen film.

You could get Woody to play her vagina.

:hilarious: