Title: Cosy Condoms
Description: for when you want to be 'innit'
Description: for when you want to be 'innit'
Fez - June 19, 2005 11:38 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| 9ct Gold Ringed Burberry Condoms. When you shag your bird, make sure you're "innit!" * The essential Chav accessory. * Available in 3 flavours: Cider, Cheese & Onion Pasty and Lambrini. * Pack of 3. * Guaranteed weight 15.5g/½oz. * Diamond cut gold bling. |
Hmmm....
templar34 - June 20, 2005 12:34 AM (GMT)
:( I thought you mean small condoms.....
*puts VISA back into wallet*
*puts VISA back into wallet*
Fez - June 20, 2005 12:46 AM (GMT)
Sorry Tempy.
has no one kekkled at this yet?
has no one kekkled at this yet?
| QUOTE |
| Available in 3 flavours: Cider, Cheese & Onion Pasty and Lambrini. |
I mean I like my condoms flavoured in Ham and Onion, but Cheese and Onion Pasty? Wow thats just something.
Happy Ahmed - June 20, 2005 01:21 AM (GMT)
My cock comes with built in cheese and onion flavour. And texture.
Oh god that's foul.
*smacks himself*
Oh god that's foul.
*smacks himself*
templar34 - June 20, 2005 01:26 AM (GMT)
Well, it makes your eyes water at least. Dunno if that counts as onion flavoured.
Happy Ahmed - June 20, 2005 01:28 AM (GMT)
That's just sheer size.
maniacnymph - June 20, 2005 01:31 AM (GMT)
all i can say is, im sorry i even visited this thread.
Fez - June 20, 2005 03:16 AM (GMT)
ROFL, gold guys, gold.
Booyacka - June 22, 2005 12:28 PM (GMT)
For fuckin' seriousness??? :o Ugh.
Although I have a sneaking suspicion it might become a hit in the Asian market, if it already hasn't yet.
Although I have a sneaking suspicion it might become a hit in the Asian market, if it already hasn't yet.
kittenslayer - July 18, 2005 11:28 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Booyacka @ Jun 23 2005, 12:28 AM) |
| For fuckin' seriousness??? :o Ugh. Although I have a sneaking suspicion it might become a hit in the Asian market, if it already hasn't yet. |
he he, Japanese ppl are very *inventive* in that field :P :P I can't be bothered find the link to "lady leg pillows" or the "sex guides" anymore tho :(
Synopsis - July 18, 2005 11:38 AM (GMT)
:hilarious:
the oob - July 18, 2005 11:47 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (kittenslayer @ Jul 18 2005, 11:28 PM) | ||
he he, Japanese ppl are very *inventive* in that field :P :P I can't be bothered find the link to "lady leg pillows" or the "sex guides" anymore tho :( |
3rd item in a GIS for 'Japan pillow'.
samf - December 30, 2005 01:49 PM (GMT)
Sorry for the bump, but I really think this little gem belongs in Best of the Best.
Hannoir - December 30, 2005 08:26 PM (GMT)
Man.
I bet the chav population in england would use those condoms. Too fucking funny? But those flavours? Nahhhh....
I bet the chav population in england would use those condoms. Too fucking funny? But those flavours? Nahhhh....
Adolf Chiang - December 30, 2005 09:35 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Hannoir @ Dec 31 2005, 08:26 AM) |
| Man. I bet the chav population in england would use those condoms. Too fucking funny? But those flavours? Nahhhh.... |
LOL! Britain has been infested by the Chavs.
Hannoir - December 30, 2005 09:56 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Adolf Chiang @ Dec 31 2005, 10:35 AM) | ||
LOL! Britain has been infested by the Chavs. |
Do not joke about Chavs.
I have to share air with them.
Adolf Chiang - December 30, 2005 10:15 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Hannoir @ Dec 31 2005, 09:56 AM) |
| I have to share air with them. |
Pity you. Just grow a bigger nose and take more of that sweet, free air.