Title: New Anti-rape Device
Description: fun times ahead for little mr peter
Fez - June 11, 2005 09:13 AM (GMT)
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A rape victim once wished for teeth "where it mattered". Now a device has been designed to "bite" a rapist's penis. The patented device looks and is worn like a tampon, but it is hollow and attaches itself with tiny hooks to a man's penis during penetration.
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In the event of rape, the device folds itself around the rapist's penis, attaching to the skin with microscopic hooks. It is only when the rapist withdraws that he will realise the device is clamped around his penis.
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As it is impossible to remove the device from a penis without medical help, hospitals and clinics will be able to alert police when assistance is sought.
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If the rapist tries to remove the device, it will only embed itself further.
"He will have to be put under anaesthetic to have it removed. He will not be able to leave it as he will be unable to urinate."
A woman would have to wear the device every day. |
the oob - June 11, 2005 10:16 AM (GMT)
So now the women will be raped AND killed. Great.
Fez - June 11, 2005 10:49 AM (GMT)
It hurt my pen0r to read that story :(
Jaded Mandarin - June 11, 2005 01:11 PM (GMT)
Oh shit, that's like sticking your dick in a pirana tank.
mrt - June 12, 2005 04:54 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Fez @ Jun 11 2005, 10:49 AM) |
| It hurt my pen0r to read that story :( |
rofl me too :o
El Matador - June 12, 2005 05:30 AM (GMT)
Me wonders what happens if a lady gets a little to hot for herself while wearing one of these contraptions?
maniacnymph - June 12, 2005 06:30 AM (GMT)
bahahaha what if you forgot you had it in?!!!
yeah that hurt for me to read to and i dont even have jiggly man-bits. :huh:
Fez - June 12, 2005 07:13 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (sloanie @ Jun 12 2005, 05:30 PM) |
| Me wonders what happens if a lady gets a little to hot for herself while wearing one of these contraptions? |
lol, good point
El Matador - June 12, 2005 07:28 AM (GMT)
Happy Ahmed - June 12, 2005 07:29 AM (GMT)
"....excuse me for just a minute, one night suitor, i need to remove my anti rape device so it doesn't sink its fangs into your dirty drunken cock."
Fez - June 13, 2005 12:43 AM (GMT)
Lol, I can see this being a fun photoshop theme
Space Monkey - June 13, 2005 05:42 AM (GMT)
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| A woman would have to wear the device every day. |
Really everyday? couldn't they just get away with wearing it once a week...
AC la - June 17, 2005 01:05 AM (GMT)
Husband's surprise backfires...