Title: Vortigons respond to threats by Antarans
the oob - March 25, 2005 04:00 AM (GMT)
In response to the Antaran orbital bombardment of the mining colony of Beta Centauri IV, Vortigon ships in the Carina Nebula rearranged stellar gases to form this provocative gesture:
More news as it develops.
More news as it develops.
dragonorchid - March 25, 2005 04:30 AM (GMT)
:hilarious: now that's the spirit!
Fez - March 27, 2005 01:35 AM (GMT)
Muwhahahah!
Good reporting Oob
Good reporting Oob
the oob - March 28, 2005 10:42 AM (GMT)
Breaking news: In response to the earlier insult, Antaran cruisers have razed 6 Vortigon nursery worlds and Ceroc IV- the universes only supply of Cerocian snails, which secrete an anti-aging drug that the Vortigons have become quite reliant on in the past 30,000 years.
Suffice to say, 4.37 quadrillion Vortigon are now suffering painful withdrawl symptoms. Antaran Empress Shorakh XXIV (pictured below) is said to have remarked "That'll learn 'em".
Suffice to say, 4.37 quadrillion Vortigon are now suffering painful withdrawl symptoms. Antaran Empress Shorakh XXIV (pictured below) is said to have remarked "That'll learn 'em".
the oob - April 3, 2005 02:08 AM (GMT)
Reports have just come in that the space pope has died.
Cardinals from every corner of the million worlds will soon converge on Tarsus VII to elect a new pope, who will then by custom devour the cardinals who voted for other candidates, command the papal fleet to conduct a war of genocide against their respective species, and then attend the galactic peace conference on Voron II.
Cardinals from every corner of the million worlds will soon converge on Tarsus VII to elect a new pope, who will then by custom devour the cardinals who voted for other candidates, command the papal fleet to conduct a war of genocide against their respective species, and then attend the galactic peace conference on Voron II.