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Title: The Tale Of Neville
Description: a shitty MSPaint story by Fez


Fez - June 3, 2005 04:37 AM (GMT)
OK this is slightly ripped off from SomethinAwful but Im putting my own spin on it, you may comment on Neville in this thread but please dont try to change the story, basically its a story about Neville who we should all feel bad for because nothing but bad stuff ever happens to him.

At an early age neville seemed to be always tormented by fate, and ice creams

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His fellow peers at kindergarten chose to shun him

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More later, Ill try to add more to the story of Neville everyday.


Fez - June 4, 2005 03:33 AM (GMT)
Christmas was never a fun time for Neville.
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Fez - June 5, 2005 10:39 AM (GMT)
As Neville grew older, he found it hard to fit in with his peers in activities.

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maniacnymph - June 6, 2005 03:39 AM (GMT)
update!update!update!update!

Fez - June 6, 2005 05:00 AM (GMT)
lol ok ok, nice to see I have fans :D

Neville; lacking the social skills to find freinds in real life, tried his hand at the internet.

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kiwi_hockey_guy - June 6, 2005 10:17 AM (GMT)
more!

kiwi_hockey_guy - June 6, 2005 10:22 AM (GMT)
upon further thought into Neville................ i have made an observation


This wouldnt happen to be a MS paint autobiography would it fez?

maniacnymph - June 6, 2005 01:10 PM (GMT)
i like Neville a lot. but hes still no Octopus Thing, sorry Fez.

Steveo - June 7, 2005 04:42 AM (GMT)
I think there's a tiny bit of neville in us all

Fez - June 7, 2005 05:43 AM (GMT)
Wow arent u kids lucky, you get 3 for 1 today

It was that time of year when love is in the air and kids were all asking their partners to the school ball, Neville plucked up the courage to ask the girl he had a crush on.

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Heartbroken, yet still determined to take part, he asked another whom he thought he might have a better chance with.

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Lacking $20 (he spent it all on hiring a tux) Neville went for his last resort

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kiwi_hockey_guy - June 7, 2005 05:58 AM (GMT)
More!!!!!!

maniacnymph - June 7, 2005 06:00 AM (GMT)
moremoremoremoremoremore!

samf - June 7, 2005 10:07 AM (GMT)

I'll say. Brilliant they may be, but surely it doesn't take more than four hours to produce one of these masterworks... and I'm developing withdrawal...

Fez - June 7, 2005 11:24 AM (GMT)
you only get 1 episode per day, no they only take me like 10 mins to do but Im finding it hard to find ideas for bad stuff that could happen to Neville and I dont want to move onto the next stage in his life yet.

if you have any ideas that make sense that I can use (Matt I dont know how the fuck Im going to do the Furries) PM me them

maniacnymph - June 8, 2005 01:44 AM (GMT)
i think you should make a special one today, for my birthday. it would make me oh so happy :) im supposed to be doing music theory on the net.....

Fez - June 8, 2005 05:32 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (maniacnymph @ Jun 8 2005, 01:44 PM)
i think you should make a special one today, for my birthday. it would make me oh so happy :)  im supposed to be doing music theory on the net.....

Here you go then, special birthday present, youre the inspiration for todays episode!


Neville decided to flex his artistic abilities and do a daily webcartoon.
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kiwi_hockey_guy - June 8, 2005 05:49 AM (GMT)
im affraid to say that was rather weak today fez.........

Fez - June 8, 2005 06:39 AM (GMT)
One day Neville thought he might have finally made a friend, but it turns out he was but the object of lust

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maniacnymph - June 8, 2005 09:23 AM (GMT)
aww, fez, i love neville heaps. but Octopus Thing....he was always there for me. if Neville can complete with that, i may contemplate switching alliegence. (sp? meaning?)

Steveo - June 8, 2005 09:28 AM (GMT)
I am already a fan, me thinks this should be in best of

samf - June 8, 2005 09:29 AM (GMT)

Doesn't it have to live out its lifespan before it can go in there?

Steveo - June 8, 2005 09:30 AM (GMT)
It keeps getting updated as it goes :D

Fez - June 8, 2005 11:08 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (maniacnymph @ Jun 8 2005, 09:23 PM)
aww, fez, i love neville heaps. but Octopus Thing....he was always there for me. if Neville can complete with that, i may contemplate switching alliegence. (sp? meaning?)

woot, I got some more ideas for Neville; stay tuned people

it alright, I just never understood how people could like Ocotopus thing, it made no sense whatsoever. Its like people were like.

"OMG This makes no sense! OMG its so funny cause it makes no sense!"


maniacnymph - June 9, 2005 12:38 AM (GMT)
Octopus Thing : Gangstapu : pctopus thing shoots at a carrot. carrot says 'hater' and shoots back at octopus thing. sense made.
octopus thing says 'look i can take my eyes out' and proceeds to take eyes out. sense made.
octopus thing says 'can i bite your face off?' and bites other octopus' face off. sense made.

FUNNYNESS. he cute.

Yeliah - June 9, 2005 02:27 AM (GMT)
Teehee. I think you definitely have a future career in cartoons, Fez. No seriously. You could inspire children worlds over.

I'm starting to have Neville withdrawals. For teh love of Nev, hurry!







*clings to rum bottle*

El Matador - June 9, 2005 07:05 AM (GMT)
i'm hoping for some sort of Neville Vs Salad Fingers showdown.

samf - June 10, 2005 11:41 PM (GMT)

Okay, it's surely time for a double instalment by now...

Fez - June 10, 2005 11:52 PM (GMT)
After my exam today I will post as many as I can, I promise you.

Sorry about the delay

samf - June 11, 2005 12:01 AM (GMT)

Fair enough... what exam?

Fez - June 11, 2005 08:09 AM (GMT)
It was pysch

Ok heres the first of many for tonight

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edit: the second

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edit: third and fourth (these last two are shit, I admit, sorry)

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maniacnymph - June 17, 2005 08:53 AM (GMT)
where the fucks neville gone fez grrrr i smite you

samf - June 17, 2005 10:11 AM (GMT)

Agreed. Time for more!

Fez - June 17, 2005 11:41 AM (GMT)
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templar34 - June 17, 2005 11:59 AM (GMT)
I *wish* CS230 had been that fun :(

maniacnymph - June 18, 2005 07:02 AM (GMT)
*gasp* love is in the air for my favourite crappy MS paint hero?!!

El Matador - June 20, 2005 03:00 AM (GMT)
Is there any chance of Neville becoming the next Octopus Thing?

Fez - June 20, 2005 04:31 AM (GMT)
No idea, Ill ask Alec if theres room for a cartoon but I doubt itll get printed, its more 'geek' humour.

I just had some awesome ideas for next few eps, soon as my exams are done (weds and thurs) expect a huge load of updates.

maniacnymph - June 21, 2005 11:03 AM (GMT)
so? octopus thing was geek humour too wasnt it? if not, why did i like it so much?

Fez - June 25, 2005 01:09 AM (GMT)
Having a girlfriend and someone to love him and feel loved from in return lead Neville to experience new levels of confidence never felt before.

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huge - June 25, 2005 01:12 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (maniacnymph @ Jun 21 2005, 11:03 PM)
so? octopus thing was geek humour too wasnt it? if not, why did i like it so much?

Maybe that was your inner geek showing through? :)




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