Do u smile to yourself when u fart in the library and u know there's someone sitting behind u? :D

you cunt.

i'm going to smack you.

fuck, some ppl are so ungrateful (aroma)

What's a "Library"?

Talking of the library... whats the weirdest thing you've seen/found there?

A message in the bathroom stall for the mens toilets stating a number and where to meet for "hot scat" sessions.

I think it was being serious.

I dont think I've ever let rip in the library, too quiet.

I had a friend that was a librarian at a university library (not Auckland) who regularly came across people bonking in the hidden parts. He also found sex toys left on desks.

Can't understand it myself

Lol

The library, can't get any kinkier/boring

Then there was the time Alec wrote a full-scale poem on one of the toilet stalls, one guy actually went through and crossed out all the words he didnt understand or words he thought were offensive to god, another wrote "fag" at the bottom.

That was hilarious

What about all the fucking racist shit thats beening written on the library tables and in the toilets? Those fucknuts should announce publicly in the quad that they hate *gooks* and *niggers* and see what happens!!!!

Totally agree. But can I ask that we also drag out those that call me 'Pakeha' too?

Personally I dont like being called 'white pig' in any language. And I have been assured by a former president of NTM that this is actually the true meaning of the word, and not to believe any difference

haha my greatgran got banned from the huntly library, because she took it upon herself to censor the books. if she came across 'jesus christ!' 'holy shit' 'bastard' 'bitch', or any other atrocities or blasphemous quotes, she'd scribble them out in black pen.

If you go to the Asian Languages section and pick up a random Japanese book, the chances of you finding little hairs from some cunt's eyebrow/nose/armpits/whereever the hell stuck between the pages is fairly high.

If I ever find out who was doing/is doing this, I will push them out of the level 3 window.

It was Me!!! :D They are authentic Chinese pubes :naughty:

I KILL YOU DED. Bloody Chinks!!! :rant:

Racism!!!! THe Shaolin monks are gonna hunt you down! :pbbbt:

Not before my fearsome kamikaze ninjas nunchuck them to death! My honour will be regained.

And haha, I have SMILIES!!!
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grabs you with my hentai tenticles!!!!! Bwah ha ha ha ha
no emo icon for dat :shrugs:

I retalliate with my Shiny Sparkle Stick, which magically dissolves your tentacles with acid!! Lots of acid!!!!

THEN my ninjas kill you.

dodges the ninjas, turns into a big fat manga panda thingee and sat on you! :D he he, this thread should be renamed (*yahoo rpg fight*) :D

do you guys want to get a room for your'e little RPG?

silence!!!!! *bends Fez over and penetrates him with my last remaining *tenticle** :hilarious:

Last year I was working there and we were moving some of the Science books around to make room for the new ones, and we found a bottle of Coke from 1995, stuffed under a shelf.

The guy who was working with me was curious enough to open it up and have a sniff. He was off sick the day after and didn't show up for a week. People claim to have seen fouler food than that but I can't confirm it...

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Hehe, farts are funny................................................ :P

my friend farts in the library, but its ok apparently cos she likes to sit near windows.

at the toilets in birmingham uni library there are msgs in the toilets, one of them proclaims to the world that my friend has a tiny penis. i decided not to tell him though.

The greatest true fart story I've ever heard was a real life 'chemical warfare' experience by my father when he was a uni student in China.

My father came back from a long trip to buy eggs. Because some of the eggs cracked and the idiots in his dorm forgot to do the shopping, he ended up eating something like 20 eggs that day.

That night, there was a free movie for students at the courtyard and viewers are suppose to bring their own stools. Mr. Chiang Sr. arrived late and he was in no position to see the bottom half of the screen. From the indigestion stirred up by the eggs, he made at least a hundred silent farts that night. The farts really stunk up the area to the point where after five or so farts, people simple vacated the area, to escape the fumes, leaving him to take his stool a bit further towards the front every time. After a few advances, he made it to the front row.

Not strange/weird, but my workmate caught a teenage couple going at it like rabbits in the service lift in a quiet area of my local library.

People were regularly caught shagging in the old Clocktower library - well, so I heard from a staffer who claimed they were just going about their business at the time...

Bizarre, just walking through..."don't mind if I do!"

lol I read that and your avatar is saying "quit using my name in vain godddammit - God"

classic :hilarious: