For those who don't know, Makeout Hill is the secluded hill on the far side of Albert Park, just below those two guns. I sometimes come/go from uni that way, and I notice that there are often more people there than in the rest of the park.

The Doctor will risk a mugging and/or sodomy to log the activities of the hill for your amusement.

17 May, 6:54pm


It is pouring with rain. Two people (m&f) sitting on a branch. They are staring at me.

Make sure you wear one o' them trenchcoats with holes cut into the pockets.

My girlfriend and I sat up one of the big fig trees in Albert Park for several hours and laughed at arguing couples when we were really drunk one night. Sex up a fig tree is hard, yo.

It fig(ures.)

Yeah nothing worse than getting violated by a fig.

hey it was ahmed...... he was loving being violated by all those branches!



almost as good as sodomy (so i've heard)

This topic has reminded me of "Evil Dead", fuck that film is funny.

oh dear Sod, am i glad i read this thread or what. thats my hookup place of choice :P although now its winter, the couches on the commons opposite womans space are starting to look more and more inviting...

Oh man, hooking up in public is a bit of an eye sore for others

Wow, this thread's been busy without me! I haven't been through that part of the park since my first log, but I'll go that way to and from uni tomorrow. Hopefully it will be raining - all the crazies come out then cause they know no normal people will be sitting there to see them.

sooo when shall i meet u there maniac?

This is why you should never admit to being female on the internet: every jackass out there with a keyboard and a pork sword will make a pass at you.

HEY! I have not made a pass at her, I have been quietly seducing her with my charming cosmopolitan suaveness...

oh, and its working so well! :P

24 May, 7:27pm


Two people sitting on the chair by the path. I avoid eye contact.


Another wearing a heavy coat sitting under a tree on the far side. They are smoking something...

I hope thats sarcasm

7 June 7:05pm

I think I see a shadowy figure under one of the far trees, but I can't make it out.

The hill seems unusually quite. It seems rain doesn't bother these people, but cold does. Perhaps I should have started this collimn at the beginning of the year.

Bump from NAM

Needs moar update. The weather's pretty good for people-watching at the moment.

As soon as you're back from Europe, Dr...

I don't support the intrusion into other people's lives but looks like I'm being tempted to aid in the stake out (I'll get my sunhat, camera and binoculars ready) since I'm clearly bored during the holidays.

Perhaps we should take the publishing of such incriminating photographs on Craccum a weekly spectacle (censoring the eyes of the targets). Prior to publication, perhaps we should allow certain 'concerned individuals' to come and check to see if we have their picture(s). If we do, they'll have to pay us to prevent it from being published.

(I become very scheming when I'm angry/depressed and bored.)

Not this one!

Yeah the operative phrase was 'with a pork sword'

:hilarious: This is one of the funniest nights I have spent on this forum.

Well I don't use the internet to meet women.

So are we clear on proceeding with that log?

Once again you fail miserably to understand. +10 retard points.

Is this idea being abandoned? I would certainly enjoy blackmailing the photographed.

Yes. Threads that are no longer posted in tend to be abandoned, as they clutter the board with useless shit. STOP BUMPING THREADS WITH NO CONTENT :cloak:

Haha, me and the girlfriend were going to go there the other day, but there were too many true yuppie couples there, so we were forced to select a new locale.

By "a new locale", was it your car?












:hilarious:

Haha, I didn't have a car then, it was actually the grass bank that is on the side of Albert park by that road I don't know the name of (on the side of downtown as opposed to the AUT side).

yer that bank was makeout hill by my definition, including the secluded bit under the trees just round the corner of the big guns.
I actually went into uni on friday just to see how the place had changed since I'd been in Europe, and there were two people making out under one of those trees...

Doc, you should have brought along your camera, took the photos and threatened to publically display them for blackmail.

Adolf, have you ever heard the term 'voyeurism' ?

Secondly, if I were 'making out' with someone and you took pictures of it and tried to blackmail me, I would first of all punch you in the face, and second of all, not care in the slightest because I was doing it in a fucking public park in the first place.

Why are you so fascinated by this?

Yes I have.

I wouldn't call it a fascination, I'm more interested in blackmailing than being voyeuristic.

During the semesters, we should taker the pictures of those making out, then threathen to post such pictures on Craccum (through a public notice on campus), unless they pay us some money to have them destoyed.

If this plan is to proceed, whoever does the photographing must have a long lense.

Did you not read the middle portion of the above post? People who are fondling one another in public are not going to care if you have photos of them doing so.

Further, there is no chance that something so dull would ever be published in Craccum.

People are intrigued by the unknown. This is why we have science.

Of course they're not. Even if you had pictures of them fucking in public they would probably not care cos of the mad props they would receive if published.
This plan seems fuckin pointless Adolf. Unless it's for your own pleasure.

I dunno, I don't like pictures of my beautfiul body going into Craccum to be polluted under the filthy eyes of the pseudo-intellectual lumpenproletariat who form 99.9% of the university population.

^^ what he said.

no, actually, i wouldnt care. Like has been pointed out, if we're doing it im public, we obviously dont care.
And as *apathetic* as uni students are (oh look im using old buzz words) im pretty sure blackmail is illegal, so pamphlets/posters around the campus mightnt be quite the best way to promote yourself, Adolf.

*heehee, the name Adolf reminds me of the name Rudolph.

We should ilke put a full page in craccum "In desperate need of sex" and have a pic of adolf and his cell number

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I can just picture that. Genocidal reindeer.


And i suppose just because you're doing something in public does not mean you would like to be subjected to the scrutiny of the entire student population.

You have a point there, I wouldnt mind everyone seeing me doing shit with someone, but the fact that it is recorded and that someone BOTHERED to record it is kinda creepy.