New stupid idea:
Alright, kids, this is something I've seen on other forums, where senior forum members adopt the more recent additions.

Basically, this isn't me trying to scam beer or sodomy or anything, just volunteer yourself for adoption, and in return I shall select one of you whom I'll look out for, care for etc.

So, reply with at least 25 words why I, templar34, should adopt you.

Other senior members, feel free to adopt too, just post here when you've selected.

hey! i want a new *precious* to corrupt and protect, too! gimme!

you arent even a member of the 500+ club templar............ what gives you the right to adopt someone??????

The fact that I got more questions right than you tonight :P

the fact that i am a girl, and one of the most active girl users on this board lately, and that i am really, really, really, ridiculously goodlooking means that i qualify for a newbie.

adopt me or else i will kill your cat!!! :angry:

"Basically, this is just me trying to scam beer or sodomy"
score!

ooooh......has it worked?!!!

kittenslayer, I will no adopt anyone that threatens pussies. they should be celebrated :P

maniacnymph, I'm happy to adopt you, but I'm guessing you're too independent for that :P ah well. Can you blame me for having a soft spot for ya?

Kittenslayer used to post on the NZmusic forums.

From memory he called me a fucking loser.





NOT SO BIG WHEN I'M HERE TO DEFEND MYSELF ARE YOU TOUGH GUY.

nup, i cant blame you :P

oooooooooh is kittenslayer emokid/ prisonsex on nzmus by any chance?!!

Well, then, would you like to be adopted, maniacnymph :P?

I'd prefer to abort a newbie.

no! im far too independant, after all, and there is quite possibly nothing of me left to corrupt. go find a new newbie!

yeah, im feeling all territorial happy_ahmed, i dont like the thought of new little shits infiltrating the ranks.

ooooh look, spongebobs on!

Who said anything about corruption? I was relishing the challenged of REDEEMING what's left of you :P

Holy hell you're catching up in the posts too.

good, we need lots of active posters :P

redeeming? oh but that sounds BORING!

and yeah, i was at home all day by myself, no uni on wednesdays, and too lazy to go out of the house ~ internerdiness was much more appealing. whats that, about the 191st post?

*oh dear, there was something not quite right in that piece of caramello-chockie-cake-slice :s

:S hope you're alright.

Any other n00b applicants?

i think it was a bit of pasta. dont ask how it would have got there, i have absolutely no clue!
ive already adopted a 14 year old, not on this site tho obviously, so i dont actually think i could cope with owning TWO people.

Hah take your pick...own me or just order me round B)

what a decision :s il pick........both!

Please?

Ahh. How long I have waited for this day.





The day in which we see Templar beg.

that is because i am jedi-templar-master-extremo. duh.

Wow, you must be extreme.

Xtreme

extremo, even. *gasp*

Explosivo.

maniacnymph pwns me.

All my base are belong to her.

:o

im not too sure what that means :s obviously i have to update myself on the language of internerdness :P

haha basically, "all my bases are belong to you" is a modified quote from a badly translated Sega game, where a team of bad guys take over a base.

To pwn is to own/dominate/conquer something. You got pwned = you lost in a big way.

And explosivo...

Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about,
But it's good to go.

lmao i know what pwned means, gimme some credit dammit woman!

(now, cook me some eggs.)

Yea, i used to dislike ya articles!!!! But then one involving "ejaculating violently" redeemed yourself :P newayz, i was *happyahmed* on nzmusic once... got banned within a few weeks time :P

B)
fuck i haven't posted on there for agesss now, I used to insult the kind of music most em listen to... but now i am turning into a arty wank music listener as well... :blink:

kittenslayer, i woudl like to point out that the generous use of emoticons in your posts is not working- its not making us feel any kindlier towards you. so you ARE emokid? wow. so many people there hate you!

They have no humour :P wot jo got against emo icons? :blink:

Can I adopt Happy_Ahmed and send him to work in a sweatshop?

Hey ya'll, i'm definatley a newbie, somebody want to adopt me? :naughty: You can own me for a while but i can't promise that i won't end up owning you ;)

Well, I don't think we should abandon the newbie.

SheDevil, who would you like to be adopted by, and why?

Templar...SheDevil sounds like a challenge...I'm sure you're up to the task...