Guys, I have just had the coolest idea for a pornographic movie ever. OK, so here's how it goes:

Basically, the male lead "actor" is a plumber, who gets a callout to a house to fix something. His girlfriend is a cleaning lady who, unbeknownst to the pumber, has the owner of that house as a client.

OK, so the plumber arrives, and sex ensues blah blah blah. And then his girlfriend arrives with her business partner, another attractive lady, and they see everything going on and decide to join in.

See how it's believable? And stuff?

And then the pizza delivery guy shows up as well, and joins in. And then a clown arrives, I'm not sure why, maybe he was meant to be at some kid's birthday party but he got the wrong address and decided, being a clown sucks anyway so I'll just stay here.

And then maybe there are some Jehovah's Witnesses or something who join in too.

Then it's a scene change, to the next door neighbour's house; an attractive woman who is sunbathing nude next to the pool. And then she gets abducted by aliens - you get some low-budget shot of a tractor beam or something.

And now there's a plot twist, you see, every good movie has to have one. Now, you expect the next door neighbour to reappear with the aliens or something, or have weird alien sex, but you see, the twist is, you don't see her again for the rest of the movie!

And then maybe some more people arrive back at the original house and a football team or something, I dunno.

But anyway, how's that for a kickass porn plot?

Needs more midgets.

It needs to have hot, desperate teachers, and eager students.

And maybe some of this:

It needs less clowns! Clowns having sex? Kinda gross. The idea of porn is to turn you on, not off!

The pizza guy is delivering pizza for the owner of the house who is a teacher and also the local highschool football coach who had invited the team round for pizza, the Jehova's witnesses stumbled across the orgy whilst trying to preach the word of God and then thought "fuck this, i'm ditching God for hardcore fucking orgies!". And then the local highschools cheerleading team arrived to discuss their next 'pep-rally' with the coach and football team, but stumbled across this sausage fest, so they all got naked and started beating eachother with their pom-poms which eventually led to way to many fucking bodies on the living room floor.

It's getting hot in here...

The teacher needs to be blonde, have glasses and a ponytail.

... and robots...

Maybe that thing where her hair is in a bun at first, and then she shakes her head and her appearance suddenly goes from 'dignified educator' to 'dirty whore'.

haha I think Patrick Stewart has already beaten you to the untimate porn plot

Is that shit real? Patrick Stewart is a known player, every now and then he trades in his wife for a newer, younger model. The contrast with the personalities of the characters he plays is hilarious.

I had a photopshop phriday idea once for "if the real world were more lke porn"

Pizza boys would always be tipped with blowjobs and that would just get messy.

Me at Architecture ball. Oh yeah.

OK, when this thread eventually draws to a close, I reccommend that someone (myself) concocts a final version of the porn plot, and then this plot is put on the new Loob forum. In one of the forums, it will be a locked sticky thread saying "The Origins of Loob", and it will just be this porn plot, with no other explanation given. It should probably be in GTFO so that randoms who join up to the forum aren't immediately turned away by it if they are squares.

Oob, I actually planned to put midgets in originally but I had to get to work, where I am now, and I ran out of time.

Hey also, we could add a mystery element into it where we guess what happened to the next door neighbour. Possibility for a sequel?