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Title: Shmokin
Description: who hurr is a smoker


Hauser - February 5, 2006 06:11 AM (GMT)
The most efficient way, in my humble opinion, is to get a plastic bottle, somehow set it alight on the inside (dropping matches in there works), screwing the top on, then punching a small hole in the side of the bottle and inhaling from that.

Nothing is ever wasted!

Senor - February 5, 2006 10:16 AM (GMT)
the single most effective way of smoking buds is buckies, mainly because of the smoke to oxygen ratio and the fact that the water seals, but then again u do have a little lost on the surface of the water.

lungs are always good if your tight on buds, plastic bag on half a bottle put bag inside bottle light cone in the neck and pull the bag out. voila big hit.

Archie McRiff - February 5, 2006 11:26 AM (GMT)
Hauser don't you get a lot of burning plastic fumes doing it your way?

Tangy zizzle - February 6, 2006 12:16 AM (GMT)
Me, I'm a pack (maybe pack n a half if I'm rich) a day, usually. When drinking it's easily a pack a night, and sometimes devling into 2 +.

I love to smoke, but it's a fucking filthy habit.

Hauser - February 6, 2006 07:30 AM (GMT)
Not really, Archie. Then again I don't know, because normally you stop smoking it pretty quickly after getting such a hard hit. I've watched men go down after a single extremely long inhale from one.

maniacnymph - February 6, 2006 07:31 AM (GMT)
I've watched men go down too.
*Usually though I dont need to give them weed first.

SheDevil - February 6, 2006 07:57 AM (GMT)
Too much information.

Depends how strong the weed is I guess. Alec smoked some seriously skunky stuff last year (and the man smokes a lot of weed), he had maybe 1 or 2 tokes and was completely fucked. I've seen him wasted before but this really took the cake!

maniacnymph - February 6, 2006 08:58 AM (GMT)
*sigh* its called a joke!

Senor - February 6, 2006 09:14 AM (GMT)
super skunk is a myth. iv had high times hybrids of the year supposidly the skunkest shit ever (Katipo venom and Mighty Green) and it was powerful but nothing super awesome.

Steveo - February 6, 2006 09:23 AM (GMT)
I dont know wtf any of you are on about, I dont touch that stuff :P

Hauser - February 6, 2006 09:23 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (maniacnymph @ Feb 6 2006, 07:31 PM)
I've watched men go down too.
*Usually though I dont need to give them weed first.

Hahaha, I got the joke, Amms! :D

Big Poppa - February 7, 2006 11:26 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Hauser @ Feb 6 2006, 09:23 PM)
QUOTE (maniacnymph @ Feb 6 2006, 07:31 PM)
I've watched men go down too.
*Usually though I dont need to give them weed first.

Hahaha, I got the joke, Amms! :D

I'm sure the subtlety was lost on many.



I smoked a couple of cigarettes tonight and have been havin 1 or 2 every few nights for the last little while. But after smokin i feel unexplainably unclean. How long do you have to smoke for to become addicted as such? I can't see myself wantin to smoke say 10 or even 5 a day.


TE PUKE THUNDER

Hannoir - February 7, 2006 08:35 PM (GMT)
I smoked Fijian weed.

Nuff said.

Senor - February 7, 2006 08:50 PM (GMT)
wrell i knew i was hooked when i bought a pack and started smoking on my own. it started smoking when i was at parties then i started smoking when i was taking a break from skating, having a breather (i know dum). then i started smoking every few hours then that was it. too bad for my life.

samf - February 7, 2006 09:17 PM (GMT)
I quit cigarettes yesterday. Since I haven't really started it's not much to crow about, but that's what the internet is for, isn't it?

I did smoke weed once at Ryan's place, but made the mistake of disclosing it to my girlfriend, who promptly went apeshit. I've decided to keep the promises I made about that - for self-respect as much as for health - and stick to alcohol.

Don't suppose anyone has chewed tobacco pouches? Alec remembers going to the southern US and seeing people actually carrying bags to hock their 'baccy into. Not even a spitoon would make pouches classy. Ugh.

Edit: Just noticed I've been admitted to the Cocaine Club! The occasional cigar may pass muster in this case...

SheDevil - February 7, 2006 10:14 PM (GMT)
I knew it was a joke, and thus I said too much information, but funny none the less! :rolleyes:

Maus - February 7, 2006 10:16 PM (GMT)
If the aim is to get as fucked as possible, then brownies are the way to go. Especially if you burn the bottom, and eat way too much. Add in an episode of the BBC's The Blue Planet series, and watch the world collapse around you.

Actually, it was an horrific experience, and I don't recommend it.

Hannoir - February 7, 2006 10:22 PM (GMT)
Blue Planet is great for the following things:

*watching whilst stoned
*watching whilst drunk
*watching when you want to be calmed down
*watching for education.

Dr_Steve - February 7, 2006 10:23 PM (GMT)
hmm I have not seen this. Perhaps I should

Senor - February 8, 2006 01:30 AM (GMT)
the worst ever is comfy couch, trips and the animated alice in wonerland. i couldnt watch it for a like a year cos it scared me so bad, but that was sorta after the trip, it wasnt a bad one as such.

Hannoir - February 8, 2006 01:43 AM (GMT)
My friends took shrooms and watched alice in wonderland.

Tony Montana - February 8, 2006 03:19 AM (GMT)
My friends got stoned and watched "The Cat in the Hat".

Archie McRiff - February 8, 2006 05:10 AM (GMT)
I got drunk and watched Fear and Loathing.

I have done this at least four times, and I have coma'd out during it at least twice.

I may also have watched it drunk, or drunk and stoned. I'm not too sure.

Yeliah - February 8, 2006 05:16 AM (GMT)
I can't watch Fear and Loathing whilst I'm high/drunk. But I do love it. I just have to watch it straight, otherwise it fucks me off, because I'll zone out and then have to keep rewinding. That happens a lot for me when I'm watching videos/dvds. I saw The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy stoned off my nut at the theatre and that was fucking hilarious. As was Napolean Dynamite. Though I can't watch that anymore now.

Tony Montana - February 8, 2006 05:17 AM (GMT)
Playing GTA: San Andreas while drunk is so much fucking fun. The shit cars are hard to keep on the road at the best of times, but when you add a bottle of Jack into the mix....

Yeliah - February 8, 2006 05:22 AM (GMT)
Fuckin aye, cj.

Tony Montana - February 8, 2006 05:25 AM (GMT)
Grove Street 4 life yo!

maniacnymph - February 8, 2006 11:21 AM (GMT)
The ScoobyDoo Movie stoned. Farking brilliant.
Screw the cartoon version Senor, the version of Alice In Wonderland with real actors terrifies the SHIT outta me.

templar34 - February 8, 2006 01:39 PM (GMT)
My dad saw 2001: A Space Odyssey when it first came out, on the bigt screen, blazed as fuck. He had to go back when straight to check he remembered it correctly.

My dad's awesome.

JPAR - February 8, 2006 09:57 PM (GMT)
Bonggggggggggggg

<-- Check avatar for something you should watch when off your face.

maniacnymph - February 8, 2006 11:36 PM (GMT)
Straws?

Hannoir - February 9, 2006 12:04 AM (GMT)
He means Aquateen Hunger Force.

Yep. I'll agree.




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