So this weekend its parachute again. Is anyone else going and is craccum going down again?

*bites tongue*

A covert operation. Awesome.

I intend to go down.




As far as I am aware, Ryan, Chris Orsky, and Myself are venturing down on friday to capture this marvellous event in all its glory.

I am going to collect destiny church promise rings.

Fuck I wanted to go, but didnt realise it was so close >:| Wanted to see Anberlin

I am going to cover all the hardcore bands.

Good man, let me know if theres any good un's

I wanted to go dressed as the Devil (read:wearing nothing but red body paint and red hot pants and carrying a pitchfork) and try and convert (read:save) all the lost little Chrisitan Kiddies, but Ryan wouldn't let me :(

Chances are there'd be a Catholic priest with a copy of the exorcism rite on hand.

I know, rat bastard priests, trying to exorcise all the fun out of me <_<

Chances are I wouldn't last more than 5 minutes before security kicked me out. They just don't appreciate salvation when they see it.

I hope Ahmed cleans the place out of Destiny rings. Then we shall re-name him Happy "Cherry Popping" Ahmed.

Someone suggested wearing a t-shirt that says "Anal doesn't count"

Yeah but are you going to parachute? :quagmire:

Oh fuck, this thread is cracking me up.

I reckon my band should play there next year perhaps... we have to work on clean(ish) versions of our songs for that graduation thing. Although that's self-imposed.

Sit on this and spin is probably unsalvageable for this purpose. Although, damn, it would be fun to bust this out at the end of our gig at Parachute and then get kicked out of the festival and told to never come back.

But if you think you never sin then sit on this and spin, motherfucker
If you think you always win then sit on this and spin cocksucker
Or if you just can't stand the din then sit on this and spin motherfucker
Sit on this and spin motherfucker
Sit on this and spin motherfucker
Sit on this and spin!

You guys are the bestest Rock / Christian Rap / Turntablism group around!

I went to six or seven in my younger, 'formative' days.
It wasn't until I started listening to actual good music that I realised just how fucking mundane most christian music is. They try so hard to keep it cool for the kids that they never come up with anything interesting.

Thats how they brainwash them (kids) they wrap up this archaic religon with it's ridiculous morals in coolness in order to lure them in, It's worse than a peodophile with candy for christsakes.

It's just boring.
Anyone who goes to, and actually enjoys Parachute, is undoubtedly a boring, law abiding bastion of mediocrity.

I want to go because the idea of camping in a shoddy backwater town with a lotta weed and a lotta vodka and background noise sounds pretty good to me.
But Im working instead. Which will probably be more fun anyway, so Im not bothered.

They check everyone's cars on the way in, there is a total alcohol and drug ban coz they're pussies who like to spoil all the fun. So unless you can smuggle in shit ingeniously it would be a very dry weekend.

I have some quite ingenious solutions to this problem.

'These aren't the drugs you're looking for'... :fight:

Uhh, unless they are willing to stripsearch......
You can get really strong thin plastic now, so ive heard. Leakproof, so they say. And fuck, if a baby can fit there, (ETA- well, not that Ive HAd a baby, but, you know...) a (shortish) bottle of vodka bloodywell should be able to.
Would have been a fun ride.

It's cool Ahmed, one of the guys from the Drinking Club is on security and he wants to help you guys out, help you get some things through the gates mayhaps?

I am aware, but I take pride in my excellent ways of sneaking alcohol into places like this.

:hilarious:

True, true, well good luck, should be interesting.

My alcohol sneaking in in the past:
At an Export Gold NYE event a couple of years ago, I successfully smuggled in a hip flask (in the inside pocket of my leather jacket which I wasn't wearing - they pretty much went through all our bags but didn't find the flask), and a couple of beers (in various places under the bonnet - if your car is blinged out you probably won't have much empty space under there; also, you don't want to leave them in there too long obviously as they will probably get crazily hot)

At the Big Day Out five days ago, I got the same hip flask in, down the front of my pants... wedged behind my belt, and with the curve of the flask sort of going down the front/ side of my leg. But this wasn't particularly comfortable, and I can't really see myself bothering to do it that way again.

The best one I saw was the whiskey in sunblock bottle, they had washed it out many many times and then filled it up with their preferred spirit, ingenious, the security people didn't even think to check it!

That is one of my ideas.

I have several which I am not willing to disclose.

Ahmed is planning to put a 40 ounce up his bumbum.

His major problem will be finding a method of holding it in, as he has seen more than his share of back door action. Oh yeah.

At Rhythm and Vines this year I sucessfully got a 40oz of Jose Cuervo through by wrapping it up in the gazebo/tenting equipment. If you make sure it's right in the middle and padded, they shouldn't be able to find it.

So.

Tell all about Parachute festival then. Ahmed, did your anus hurt on your way down with the 40oz up your bum?

Don't be stupid.

















I didn't put it in there until just before we went in.

What was the final count of Destiny promise rings, Ahmed?

Counting Ryan and Orsky...... none.

It was a family affair and mothers don't wear promise rings.

You should have made a drinking game of it, take a shot every time someone says 'Jesus'.

i know i missed the whole smuggling in story but the security was extremely lax. i had a v bottle filled with jack that i kept in oranjeboon chilly bag. did i get checked? not once.

and o yeah steveo gutted on missing anberlin, those guys rocked :frustrated: