I am currently developing a technique which will render me irresistible to the fairer sex, henceforth meaning I won't have to worry about girls any more.

Essentially, I transfix the subject with a steely gaze, and then raise my eyebrows alternately, making my forehead crinkle up a bit.

I still need to refine this - currently I can't do it wihout laughing, and that is the first barrier.

Once I can do that, I must then convince myself utterly of the power and infallibility of this technique. Then, finally, I will be able to project my confidence in this onto the person in question - and they will believe through my psychic link with them that the technique actually works.

This will cause the technique to actually work rather than just be something that makes me look like a moron (which is the current case).

At this stage, some testing will need to be done to ensure that there is no leakage of this sexy power onto other nearby people; for I am a monogamous man, and additionally I am not too sure of what would be the effect on another male.

:fap: :bullshits:

I too shall help you in this quest

There is something to be said about the Roman system in which women were used as tools for cementing political alliances. You only had to convince the girl's father or brother, and, being men, they at least could be reasoned with.

Only problem with that is women were usually used for reproductive needs only... Far more likely for the men to be involved in pederasty etc.

I think I'd be able to control myself... :naughty:

One would think that you should keep your technique to yourself for now others may utilise it in their quest for eternal sexyness and an infalliable success with the ladies.

^^^ Yeah you're right Shedevil... sorry, I should have pointed out that this technique only works for me, for a reason that I haven't yet made up.

Maybe because I was born without a certain chromosome due to being my own grandfather. Bugger, Futurama already used that.

I wish to try out the technique, but I haven't actually taken so much as a step outside the house today - the only female around is the cat and we have a strictly platonic relationship.

I sense a great deal of sarcasm in you young Archie, master your power then share your great knowledge, you will be known as the great master and controller of all women.

And, yeah, stay away from the cat, we don't want any little half-cast tabbies running around.

Oh gawd, is it hot in here?
:wow:

Not really sarcasm dude, more self-deprecating humour (which I prefer by far). Sarcasm is too divisive. But I do enjoy the opportunity to take the piss out of myself light-heartedly.

Uh maybe you thought I was being sarcastic towards you? No I wasn't, sorry if you thought that. :shrugs:

Nah, not at all. I was kinda joking :P

I reckon this could totally work, it's all about a look/aura/persona or a perceived air of something that a person conveys that will get people thinking. Mystery is great, it's all in the eyes man. And your a rock star, shouldnt be hard at all, more crotch thrusting! ;)

Buy some vegetables, you know where to put them (no, not up your arses, you sick fucks). Follow Def Leppard's holy example, brother, and engage in massive crotch expansion!

My worries about women have decreased, so we can all celebrate that too.

Archie, buy 'The Game'. That's all I'll say.

Haha, what was it that the Spinal Tap boys said they had down their trousers again? Wolverines or something? A kind of animal, anyway.

Yeah, the ladies sure love rock stars in two double nought six.

Dammit, I was so born in the wrong decade.

Arch, at least you dont have my ish- I realised today that last year, when I had this fantastic guy who adored me, I totally should have snagged him instead of letting him go coz he was too shy to ask me out. (And no, none of you know him)
Go teh eyebrows. I wish you luck in your quest.

I've just spent a good 45 seconds trying to figure out what you meant by "ish"?

(Issue?)

Yeah. But, its ok, coz now that Ive re-realised that I am a powerful girlie, its all good.

Ah, issue. OK. Yeah, I get that all the time.