Favourite lines in Movies..

I'll start:
From Full Metal Jacket: (on shooting civilians) "Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC"

"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over." HAL, 2001 A Space Odyssey

Full metal jacket is packed full of awesome quotes.

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."

The way of the gun:
"Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuck-start her head"

FMJ- "I am hard but I am fair. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my belloved corps. Do you maggots understand that?"

In FMJ when Hartman is owning them again: "Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo."

And Tony Montana's ownage at that restaurant after he owns his whore-wife:

"You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "That's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie."

I think Craccum should have a new section called 'Film Quotes of the Week'.

Here's one from 'Saving Private Ryan':

Corporal Upham: I looked up "fubar" in the German dictionary and there's no "fubar" in here.

Snatch:
Bullet Tooth Tony:
"Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now, fuck off."

If you haven't heard of the quotes from 'Team America' then you obviously haven't lived.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes

Gary Johnston: "We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! "

Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".
Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.

Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

Chris: If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!

Chris: Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?

Chris: I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee it shoots out in all different directions.

Gary Johnston: HOLY SHIT! What happened to the base?
Intelligence: It was destroyed by a socialist weasel [Michael Moore].

Mickey O'Neil: J'like dags?
Tommy: "Dags?"
Mickey O'Neil: What?
Mickey O'Neil's Mother: Yeah, dags.
Mickey O'Neil: Dags, ya like dags?
Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

LOL! "Da'ags."

"I've brought you a new typewriter, which conveniently dispenses
two types of intoxicating fluids, when it likes what you've written."
- Naked Lunch

The Shawshank Redemption:

Captain Hadley: If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here."

Captain Hadley: What the Christ is this happy horseshit?
Prisoner: Hey, he took the Lord's name in vain! I'm tellin' the warden!
Captain Hadley: You'll be tellin' the warden about my baton up your ass!

Warden Samuel Norton: Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

Tommy Williams: So I'm backing out the door, right, and I got the TV, like this; it was a big old thing, I couldn't see shit; suddenly I hear this voice, "Police, kid, hands in the air." You know, I was standing there, holdin' on to that TV, so finally the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, "Yes sir, I sure did, but if I drop this fucking thing you got me on destruction of property too."

Heywood: The Count of Monte Crisco...
Floyd: That's "Cristo" you dumb shit.
Heywood: ...by Alexandree Dumb-ass. Dumb-ass.
Andy Dufresne: Dumb-ass? "Dumas". You know what it's about? You'll like it, it's about a prison break.
Red: Well we should file that one under "Educational" too, oughten we?

Prisoner: When do we eat?
Captain Hadley: You eat when we say you eat. You shit when we say you shit. You piss when we say you piss. You got that, you maggot dick motherfucker?

(That last one is a definite 10/10.)

The Sopranos, season 5, 'Two Tonys'

(on going to prison)
Feech La Manna: "It's all about setting a precedent. First day there, I walk in a mess. I'm wearn' a puss, a fuckn' scowl. I look around..."
-interupted by Tony-
It's day one. I'm in the mess. I look around and I spot the biggest, blackest motherfucker that I can find... everybody's looking at me..I walk right up to him and I say, "What the fuck are you looking at?" He says, "What?" I said "You heard me motherfucker. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" With that, I hit him. Right accross the fucking coconut. He goes down. I'm on top of him. Everyone's around. He gets some shots in. Everybody's going fucking crazy! The screws, this guy, everybody!
...From that time on, nobody so much as looks at me cross-eyed.

"Girls only want guys with great skills... You know, like nunchuck skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills."

"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to"

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."

Click for my awesome voice

Guy - "I killed your dog"
Girl - "Wha- Why?!?"
Guy - "I thought it would bring closure to our relationship"

"Why do I have to be Mr Pink?"
"Because you're a faggot alright!"

Edward R. Murrow: We'll split the advertising, Fred and I. He just won't have any presents for his kids at Christmas.
Sig Mickelson: He's a Jew.
Edward R. Murrow: Well don't tell him that. He loves Christmas.



Simmons: Sarge, we need to get Donut airlifted out of here.
Sarge: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it "Shit I Already Know'?

Tex: This is a long-range weapon, okay? I need distance to use it effectively.
Tucker: Where were you planning on shooting him from, the fucking moon? If you'd have backed up any further you'd have had to mail him the bullets!

Tucker: Do you guys ever get anything done, or do you just stand around and talk all day?
Grif: We don't get paid enough to do stuff.

Sarge: Get on with it, Grif.
Grif: [exasperated sigh] I would just like to let everyone know that I suck.
Church: And?
Grif: [with heavy hesitation] And that I'm a girl.
Church: What else?
Grif: [in a hesitant tone] And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the *boys*.
Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time.

:hilarious:

but thats not a movie :P

I don't care. Red vs Blue is hilarious

Sarge: Tex, this is Sarge. Do not detonate the bomb.
Tex: I don't have a detonator, it's on a timer.
Grif: A countdown timer?
Tex: No, a count up timer. It goes from one, to explode. Of course a countdown timer, you idiot!

Caboose: I just... need to... get angry... and say... mean things... like... uh, your... brain... is... a... mountain... of... hatred.
Sarge: I never thought I'd reach the moment in my life when I actually missed Grif, but here it is.

Dr. Simon Tam: If there's any fighting, you fall down or run away.
Dr. Simon Tam: It's okay to leave them to die.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight... turbulence and then explode.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well... you can't...

From Downfall:

Brigadefuhrer: The Russians are mowing down your Volksturm recruits. They lack experience and suitable weaponry.

Dr Goebbels: That is compensated for by their fervent belief in the final victory.

Brigadefuhrer: If you can't arm these men they can't fight. They're dying in vain.

Dr Goebbels: I feel no sympathy.

^^ this movie is awesome. I was glad to find one with English subtitles.


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