Thought I would post on the whereabouts of the hambeast for all those who are concerned.
She's at bloody Auckland University. I thought she was down in Wellington or something.
I was walking past the library to get to the Info Commons and I see her out of the corner of my eye! :cry:
Isn't she meant to be at radio school or something down in wellington? :hambeast:

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

:cry:

"Won't Somebody think of the children!"

I think she leaves tommorrow, that's what it said on her MySapce or TM or something. Good riddance!

Ahhh good news at least.

Haha I have never seen her, though that could of ended today as I was down at the uni buying a train ticket and was wandering through that area.

Where's the nearest rifle rack?! Red alert indeed. This is not a drill!

God I'm sure you would have heard her first. That's how I found her.. Loud annoying voice.

Thankfully, I wasn't at the library at the time.

You all say you want her gone, but secretly want her to stay so you can make fun of her.

C'mon! The Hambeast is a disgrace to the university ever since she did that photoshoot.

but thanks to teh 1nt3rn3ts we can make fun of her from afar!!!!111!!!

She is such a disgrace, it makes me wonder whether we should lower ourselves to her level with the teasing and insults.

yes. yes we should

Let's devise Hambeast alert threat levels, just like the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.

You're a liar. I bet they don't even know who the hambeast is.

Agrees with Oob.

Without Liz you guys would be lost for someone to slag off and might actually have time to look at your own faults instead of focusing on hers... heaven forbid!!

Cut that out. I would be perfectly capable of looking at my own faults, if indeed I had any.

'Let's devise Hambeast alert threat levels, just like the U.S. Department of Homeland Security'


'Cat Vomit' can be the highest threat level.

Jesus...this girl gets way too much undeserving attention. Although i don't think so highly of her, and seen her around uni (she looks like she hasn't showered in weeks) and gives me the creeps....time to move on.

The Hambeast is our emblem of fascism: like a fascist state, our forum simultaneously devalues and overvalues her. She is perceived by us all to be a threat to our way of life, an inherent danger to our system, yet we simultaneously devalue her and think she is perverted and useless.

The Hambeast is a symbol of unification on our forum. I am proud to simultaneously fear yet criticise her!

Yea Hauser is right, we were united against her, all the inter member flame wars happened after she left.

Also she is fun to make fun of :D

As to your confusion Miss Illusioned.

She is at summer school, then goes down to wellingtron tomorrow (19th). Dont ask me why she only did a few weeks of summer school, its the hambeast, logic does not apply.

Ahhh I hae not learnt about the logic of the Hambeast yet.
I agree, i'm late with the making fun of the Hambeast but heck better late than never. Some things never get old. :D

The right words (no pun intended) would be "degenerate" and "corrupt". I wouldn't really call it useless since useless things have a way of disappearing. :chiang:

okay I'm curious dude, how come you edit half of your posts like two minutes after you've posted them

I'm a bit of an impulsive poster at times. I post what was currently in my head then within minutes, I make edits to my thoughts and post(s).


My proposed alert levels:

('Tis a pity that being kept out off GTFO means that I am unable to make new posts in one very relevant thread to this topic.)

- Red: 4 or more confirmed sightings of the Hambeast on the same day by different people at varying times and places (times must be at least two hours apart and distances over 2km). Any example of interaction initiated by the Hambeast shall immediately fall under this category! (Yes, 'tis time to man your positions.)

- Orange: 3 confirmed sightings of the Hambeast on the same day by different people at different places. ('Tis not safe to go out, children.)

- Yellow: 2 confirmed or 4 unconfirmed sightings on the same day by different people. (Watch your back, folks!)

- Blue: 1 confirmed or less than 3 unconfirmed sightings on the same day. (Just be brave and get some balls.)

- Green: No sightings or suspected sightings on the same day. ("Nice night for a walk" indeed.)

Fixt

^^ haha amen brother

Chieng's threat levels are OK, but the names should be altered as proposed above. I wholeheartedly agree with Cat Vomit. I also propose Vindaloo Aftermath, or perhaps Absinthe Aftermath.

I'll think up something more suitable soon.

I think she has the voice of an angel.

angel from hell?

angel of nasal tones?

the Angel of end of sentance voice inflection

:ohsnap: the dumbest insult for teh win!

That last one is true though. She doesn't have clear diction.