Cocaine Club Triumvirate

El 'Sun Yat' Comandante
'The Don' Doctor
Don 'Rotario' Giovanni

Those of you who are daring enough to join our exclusive group shall discover the true identities behind these beautiful codenames.

There are two current provisional members. One of them wields brutal Tauranga aviators, the other has crack rocks. Please make an attempt to contact me to attain your high ranked names, as well as approval from the Triumvirate to

How are you guys so fucking cool?

The question the unitiated often ask is "What is the Cocaine Club, Isajeep?".

Simpy, brothers and sisters, the Cocaine Club is an association of those who appreciate fine cigars, fine alcohol, fine pale suit jackets (no black or dark suits here), aviator sunglasses, the 1970s, 1980's, the Godfather and Cuba's revolution.


Cocaine Club Members

The Triumvirate
El 'Sun Yat' Comandante
'The Don' Doctor
Don 'Rotario' Giovanni
Don Archissimo
Pending Full Approval by the Doctor and Don Giovanni
Doña Schiaccianoci [You'll get it if you remember your Italiano, She-devil :P
Doña Tossico [A synonym for drug in Italian, Yeliah, as you have the crack rocks]

I would out-cigar, out-fine-alcohol, out-pale-suit-jacket, and definitely out-aviator all of youse.

Youse boys want my patronage? You gotta walk the talk.

A Cocaine Club member does not drink red wine. Only Tequila is good enough.

If the infamous Happy Ahmed is willing to give up your hard earned cash to by Cuban cigars daily from Habana House, and to be ready to wage guerilla war along the streets of the University against capitalists, then he may join.

Dawg they already know me at Habana.

Also red wine is not to be scoffed at. Many a fine red has been produced. Tequila is also a fine beverage, provided the quality is right.

Ahmed, roll with the Cocaine Club. Any man known at Habana House is a friend of ours.

Dope.

Meet youse at shads at 5:30. If you're not there you're a homo.

I have the crack rocks, yo.

Hmm should I make you guys youre own member group on loob?

That would be much appreciated, Prince Fez.

Yeliah, do you have a pale suitjacket? Do you admire Che and Fidel Castro? Are you willing to smoke long, long Cuban cigars?

*wanders in, reads, looks really confused*

*shakes head*
Sometimes the generation gap just swallows me up

oh right i thought maybe it was a get together to snort back fat lines of Charlie, but i guess im wrong... my club is better.

*applies to join Senors club*

Considers the application...is there room for grass-roots club rugby in this little tree house?

Yes, Che Guevara was an excellent amateur rugby player while he lived in Argentina (in Argentina technically due to the UAR's stance on professionals it is actually effectively impossible to be a professional player there) and taught the Cuban rebels he was with whilst taking over Cuba how to play it. Rugby is definitely encouraged.

I propose a themetune/cruising music for our enterprise:

I hope this works

Doctor, that music is seriously awesome, aviators, suit jackets, cigars, and a Ford Laser hatchback. THAT WOULD ROCK!

oh no, it must be a gold 1970 cadillac coupe de-ville convertible with black leather seats and wire-spoked wheels.

like this but more awesome, AND WITH THE TOP DOWN BABY!!!




http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/auction...0447&key=358762

26 grand, eh. Once you get a lucrative programming job, you'll be able to buy several of those cars, and cigars and real cocaine for all of us.

Yeah, and I discovered Search and Destroy when you were still in nappies. Anyway, I have aviators and crack rocks. And as for the Cuban Cigars, if you're offering I won't say no.

Forget rugby, howzabout just a Grass club...

Do you guys need a bon fide Italian cold-blooded assassino della ragazza to uphold the sanctity and safety of the most hallowed and illustrious Cocaine boys?

My knee-capping service comes with a complementary horses head in the bed?

I am going to have to refrain from making rude comments regarding the above post.

How remarkably restrained of you Ahmed. Smart, very smart.

My testicles are impervious to damage since they were destroyed by napalm back in 'nam. They are now made from big steel.

Steel proves no obstacle. My aunty once said real Italian women don't need nut crackers, we use our hands.

That's O.K., the Cocaine Club doesn't have AK-47s despite the Latin American guerilla theme.

(Being the secretary of one club is quite enough for me.)

Despite your bullshit ideas, I still won't reveal to you the club I work for. (I'll give you a hint, it doesn't have a predominantly White membership.)


















*No, Doc! It's not the Triads, either.

Hell yeah, va bene! You can be like Tony Montana (on the forum, not the character in Scarface, because that would be fucked up), and just stand around the Triumvirate and look hot.

I presume your club is the New Zealand Nazi Party (Commonly mis-acronymed as the ACT Party), Adolf.

Speaking of the triads, I saw their top assassin today. :) Hes a really nice guy, pity hes in prison for life

I don't understand. (I've never seen the film.)

Since when did ACT get filled up with non-Whites?

Hitler is the secretary of the kiwi asian club.

I know this because Tyler knows this.

Not quite...

That's good, because the Kiwi Asian club is a social club. And, from what I understand from my mate Mike Ng who seems to be somehow involved in it, a reputable institution.

I'm guessing HKESA or one of the other random acronym engineering clubs. Except, if I recall, you're from the mainland Chieng so I guess it's not that one. I don't remember there being a CESA though...?

I have applied to Hauser, um I mean il Commandante, for vague membership. Although I'm not a fan of Castro (Che is cool though, as long as he doesn't get deified - I have no immediate plans to buy a Che tshirt. And The Motorcycle Diaries was quite cool). I don't smoke cigars sorry dudes - no tobacco products, unless I am way too drunk and have been convinced that they are weed.

I shall buy a pale suit sometime; I have aviators of course, as a rock star, and yes the 70s and 80s were fantastic fucking decades.

I also think the Mafia is cool. Obviously evil, yet alluringly mysterious at the same time. This is why I joined it, and worked my way up the ranks to my current role as Delivery Boy.

That's the one. The HKESA has no objections to members not from HK.

Archissimo (that shall be your title), your membership application has been tentatively fully accepted, pending the agreement of Don Giovanni and the Doctor. Your credentials are sound, apart from our concern about the lack of cigars (never-the-less, I guess it looks better having some people smoking them and some people not when we roll).

Are there chicks in the HKESA (I'm not joking with this question), Adolf?

Engineering is 80% male. In my opinion, there are no hot chicks in engineering.

Then count me and the rest of the Cocaine Club out of rolling with the HKESA!

:hilarious:

Don Giovanni and the Doctor told me they agree to our new member, and welcome him with arms open.

The latino totties are out the back, ready to have cocain snorted off their asses with $100 notes