I admit this is the only time i actually watch American Idol....... The very beginning of the new season.......... I love Simon's honesty...... did anybody see that girl tonight that would hear voices........... ah ha ha ha loopy bitch

No and now you stole the attention away from my Amazing Race thread dammit.

Theres only room enough for one shitty Reality TV show on this

Burn them all I say.

There's got to be a way to smuggle some napalm onto those shows.

ha ha ha but simon should have a regular column in craccum........ his views are inline with craccums beliefs.......

atleast amazing race isnt as bad as that other one on sky1 i think where they run around having to complete tasks the get texted 2 them........

No thats on Discovery, its actually better than Amazing Race in that it doesnt have ignorant Americans complaining and making exclamations about 3rd world countries like "why wont they stop breeding?"

It just has Brits running round finding stuff in historical places, its much more learned than Amazing Race, ofcourse Yanks arent about education

anyway back to american idol.................

or not, i think this thread needs to be closed down :angry:

no it doesnt

yes! Americal Idol is evil, the tool of the devil!

No it has been decided in another topic that penny's are the tools of the devil!

I am over reality tv too personally. I am also over the whole idol fad.

who said he only gets one?

If the communists get a hammer AND a sickle, surely the devil can have American Idol and pennies.

hell yeah, and he can have more!

I hate american idol...... but i do enjoy watching these early episodes where you have the loopy people that cant sing, try-out and get burnt by Simon

Well today I downloaded the entry form from the tvnz website and mailed it along with a photo, entries must be received by the 7th of May.

I am undecided on which song I will sing. it is a toss up between:
*Malibu - Hole
*the national anthem (rap version)
*I want you to want me - Letters to Cleo
*Cruel to be kind - Letters to Cleo

It is leaning towards rap verison of the national anthem or malibu by Hole.

will the anthem involve singing (ie with a tune) because I don't think that the judges are looking for a rap artist as much as a singer.

If you are going to rap, I volunteer to be human beatbox :P

i cant help but notice there is only one person talking about themself in this thread.

errrrr, either you're over it or you're not liz.

Definately do the national anthem, rapped in maori. although i saw on american idol someone critisized because its actually pop music, not rap music, and you're expected to sing.

It can be both, i am only doing it to get on television. Why else would I bother.

Well it is either going to be malibu or the rapped version of the national anthem or I could sing twinkle little star.

You will be ridiculed, mocked and abused. Expect nothing less, and you deserve nothing less either. some people will find a white, rich girl rapping the national anthem for publicity slightly offensive.

Rapping the national anthem is a joke, its different and its just an audition.

I am not rich, believe me, I am just spoilt.

Are you saying that white girls cant rap? That only black males can? Isn't that a bit sexist Toby? And racist too, and you accuse me of being racist. Talk about hypocrisy.

thats exactly what im saying. its not racist, its a fact, and in actual fact i was refering to you, because i know you cant rap or sing simply because you are saying you can. a slice of humble pie perhaps?

you are spoilt. like off milk.

I actually can rap Toby, and you accuse me of gross generalisations that are not based on fact. How about you keep humble pie for yourself?

i didnt say i can rap. thus, i have no need for humble pie. i know my limitations. You, however, think you will be a business man (yes, man) who is also a politcian, rapping the national anthem at all black games while spending nights working in porn movies.

No I don't, can you find, without copying and pasting my comments where exactly it was that I said that?

I never actually said that, and man it is just one nude photo shoot, there is nothing wrong with that.

I never said that i would rap at rugby games.

no but you're thinking that. i think even the carrot reader told you that, didnt she?

No I'm not thinking that actually.

I have other plans for my career thank you very much.

Is anyone else trying out for Idol?

Simon is great though.

hahahahaha :bowdown: