Winner gets this



If Ive forgotten anybody I apologise I can add you to the poll. (nomination by somebody else only)

You are such a cunt.


If I weren't so busy fucking your mother i'd slap you in the mouth.

Once I finish and post my review of Freakanomics victory will be mine.

I see I've been left out, im assuming its to make things fair for the rest of you seeing as I would win had I been included on the poll.

I think Adolf, KevinNZ and Happy Ahmed should be included on the list.

EDIT: Edited for arrogance (Jesus, what a .jpeg in your signature and a can of Speights can do to your ego!)

Obey The Carved Oak Wise Poster, negroes!

Not only would I have voted for Adolf, I would have rigged it in his favour.

I am disguxted that happy ahmed has been left out of this poll. i will jizz on his children. i shall abstain from voting until this has been rectumfied you anus.

I also propose that Yeliah be added. I reckon some of her posts have been bloody fantastic. Caution: I may be slightly biased, as she was the only person I knew from before my goon days.

Not that I Stand a chance of winning. But i'm going to go cry myself back to sleep.

Going for the pathos-mercyfuck vote, JPAR? :P

Bah, you're the king of progressiveness, you should be there!

If I don't win, i'm going to hang myself, then throw myself on the cars/bikes/front lawns of everyone who didn't vote for me.

In that order?

wow thats pretty leet. I'll vote for you for best emo if you pull it off.

That should be an award 'Most emo poster'

Fez and Dr Steve do deserve something cos they work so hard on this place...

Sorry guys, added those mentioned, I apologise profusely Cass, its only because I havnt seen you post much recently and completely forgot about you.
( Could be those your mum jokes too :) )

Seeing as how this comp has nothing to do with cuteness, lack of body hairness (i wax my arms coz i dont like body hair), dreaminess, stupidity, or sparrows, i should be taken off. Oh and vote 4 fez or senor!!1!!!!!111
edits quickly: or yels or archie or tempy or ahmed etc...ehh.

Wow people voted for me! I feel so loved :)

What the fuck I can't vote for myself. This is fucking bullshit man. I wish cancer upon all of you.

Yeah, I wanted to vote myself too, cunts.

I actually thought of that when i posted it.

I nominate Synopsis

Fez, Doctor Steve and myself tying is necessary, bretheren and sistahs!

Synopsis should win a 'least retarded' poll.

I would have voted for Yeliah, but when I ticked it and clicked vote it didn't seem to register my ticking of the box. I tried it once more to make sure.

Then I just said, ah fuck it; and I voted for Hauser.

I am repeated being told i have not chosen anyone to vote for when i click "Vote!". This is a lie.

The poll is fucked!

I demand a recount.

All the people I paid to vote for me can't! This is a travesty of justice!

Is there anything lamer than voting for yourself in a popularity contest? :iiam:

Yes.


Not being nominated for the popularity contest. :goatse:

:ohsnap:

ok so should I do this poll again?

Yes.

noes I am winning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By default, yo.

:cry: you are all running the risk of deflating my ego here

Im thinking of maybe waitig till we move to loob since these polls seem to always break all the time and well everyone knows about the multiple votes at once bug

I think multiple votes is actually good, cause that way you get the person that the most people like, rather than the person that is a few peoples' absolute favourite.


and maybe we should try once more on here to see if we can get it to work. I suspect that it fucks up when there's too many options on the list though