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Woohoo.......so......*cough*.......
damn.

yeah, ummmm.........


so hows the drinking and sex and flaming amms?

:D
hmmm. ummm. I have a bottle of water beside me, and its pretty darn cold.
I am not currently having sex, as I am typing on the computer and there are no unrelated-to-me males in the house.
It is very very hot and I feel yuck?

edit: no, see, you cant FORCE these things, Kev, although I am touched by your thoughtfulness in starting this thread :P

I just finished my water, my next drink will be a nice ice cold beer after work.

I'm sorry I failed at making this thread amms :( I'll try not to force it next time :(

im goin drinking after work, coz somehow there is an extra $140 in my account that shouldnt be there :dances: so im not complaining! Woohoo for mystery money!

so drinks are on you then?

I love mystery money!! Always the best!!

yes, only thing is, im worried that next time i check my account, it wont be there anymore!
my account has been doing weird things lately, like my cc account swallowed $40 i put in there last week, and yesterday an extra $15 was in there, and now this.....garrrr maybe il just withdraw it all before it gets a chance to disappear? good idea MN

and drinks aint on me coz im SAVING :o
well, no, im not, im just repaying people :(

sex: no, not at the moment.
drink: got no booze.
flaming: im feeling peaceful today.

i want mystery money.
amms you should hang out with us later. we are cool.

Not drinking or having sex today either.. well not yet at least... should have asked this question yesterday ;)

:P go missy
i cant, you know im working later Hannoir :( wish i wasnt!

Sex: nope
drinking: SOON!
flaming: nah, not in the mood

Awww it sucks you have to work later :(

come after work amms

Sausage fest for me tonight, as I can't be bothered going to town and seeing this girl and will probably just go and get pissed at my mates' flat.

DRINKING: definitely
SEX: shit I hope not, I don't believe I've ever swung that way, even while drunk (not that there's anything wrong with it)
FLAMING: I've never really got into that. It's more fun in real life, and then you don't call it flaming. I made quite a few "your mum" jokes today, and most of them weren't very good. Go me.

Also in the car on the way home from the beach, I read parts of the FHM sex survey.
Apparently Thai women watch an average of 26 minutes of porn a week. Cripes.

I can't think of any other interesting facts or pseudo-facts from it right now. Maybe tomorrow.

Sex I wish........
Drinking Not at the mo, going to drive soon
Flaming Nah not my kind of thing

I have been having sex, drinking, and flaming pretty much all day. Also I went swimming.

now: more drinking.
later: more sex.

Sex: not likely
Drinking: Beer and jager
Flaming: you are all faggots.

I think sex shouldnt be included in this thread. We are all on the internet remember!

Sex: Is inevitable.
Drinking: Is inevitable
Flaming: is inevitable.

Sex: Chances are minimal.

Drinking: Perhaps a Rum and Coke later...

Flaming: FUCK YOU ALL YOU FUCKING ANIMALS...I KILL ALL YOU FUCKING COCKEROACHES!


























JJ. I actually have only love and respect for each and every member of this fine board. God Bless.
-T. Montana.

I just wanted to say, T hat Im drunk and you all suck becaus this is a down buzz hard/ The wolrd sucks donkey balls. why?

^^ can i get an 'amen'?
last night i didnt get drunk, or have sex. I almost spontaneously combusted at work, being filled with raging hot (and quite sexy, i thought) passion thanks to our shitty customers and wok section which was down all night. And the even shittier customers who stayed till 11.45pm when we were all SUPPOSED to be finished by 11pm but couldnt clean up properly (we cleaned up around them) so couldnt leave til after midnight :rants:
and i had to clean up sick.

oh noes, cleaning up sick sucks

so you should call in sick tonight :grins:

i caaaant, tis Appraisal Time for me tonight :(
wish I could though :(

just pretend that you caught something from cleaning up all that shit. They'll be so riddled with guilt that they'll let you do anything :D

I wanted to share with you all a couple of photos.

They entail my friend Joe (some of you may know him...) having just consumed a 40oz of tequila by himself within 40 minutes, climbing the paddock next to our campsite in order to woo one of th goats or ride one of the donkeys. Neither of which he managed to do. Because he passed out 20 minutes later. Still up the hill.




Oh yeah. There was a horse, too. I'd rather not go into detail about what he was eventually planning for this one, if you don't mind. It hurts my brain.

Security had to get him on four-wheelers and haul his arse back down to our site. We greeted him with open arms, which quickly turned into 'you're fucking sleeping in the car'. Which he did. More photos shall follow.

Tonight is my friend's 20th. We are having a massive rage up on the shore in the house we're supposed to be lookign after. I mean. We are looking after it. Gate crashers in Northcote? Whatever...

Soo...

Drinking: Indeed
Sex: I can make it so.
Flaming: When am I not.