Recently, I've noticed that I have been unable to see the link for the GTFO forum and that my status has been 'demoted' from goon to forumer. Is this some kind of punishment? If so, how long will it last?

From what I've noticed, no one really wants you around dude. Then again the same could be said for me but I can still see GTFO (y)

It means we are fed up of your constant bullshit and nonsense. It is not likely to be revoked any time soon.

Fez has his hand up Hannoir's bumbum.

We dont like your kind around here

Not right now, he doesnt.

Your droids. They'll have to wait outside. We don't serve their kind in here.

GTFO isnt about war or the military, therefore I saved you the trouble of you not posting your shit in there

okay Adolf, here's the thing. you're averaging 33 posts a day or something according to what you said in another thread. How many of these posts are actually contributing to the discussion at hand?

Perhaps a way to make people less hostile towards you would be to stop and think before every post:

• Is this post going to contribute to the topic
• Are the people reading my post going to appreciate another nazi uniform/bigass gun picture?
• Is my joke going to be funny to people not interested in the subtleties of warfare/Nazi Germany/bigass guns?
• Do I really need to start a topic about myself?

if the answer to any of these questions is no, then DO NOT POST, AND EVERYONE WILL LIKE YOU THE BETTER FOR IT

Pwned

Adolf's overstated his spamming prowess - at the moment it's not 33 but rather on average

I stand by everything that Dr Steve has written however. I know you're not stupid, Adolf. Why not post more of the other stuff you're into, rather than strictly militaristic/Third Reich material? You should have realised by now that most people don't find it amusing - so why not back off for a while on it?

It's harsh having to realise that people may not always share your sense of humour and interests, but it's an important part of being sociable on the internets.

Bernard Black pwns

Cheers. Now let's see if he makes the leap to actually reading it and acting on it.

If I promise to act on it, will I get my goon status back? Besides, I don't recall spamming GTFO with militaristic material.

Move along. Move along. Nothing to see here.

What sort of bribes are Dr. Steve and Fez open up to? I need to be 're-gooned'. If I promise never to post for some period of time, will I get my goon status back?

Jesus. NO.

This is beginning to sound like the Hambeast's whinging and pleading to be allowed back.

Adolf, I have a crap Internet connection. Your images fuck up my reading of the forum. That's not good etiquette.

Your thread-hijacking is also not good etiquette. Discussion of wartime philosophies etc belong in the Think Tank. Pictures of tanks/guns/gooks belong in their OWN THREAD, in the BF&S area.

ME modding again :( sorry.

Maybe Adolf is actually the Hambeast.

Maybe Hannoir is Fez.
Maybe Bush is bin Laden.
Maybe templar34 is merely an appendage of Happy Ahmed's penis.

:iiam:

You have an overactive imagination. I can never be mistaken for a corpse.

How do I get back on the forum's good side so that I can be allowed back into the fold?

You read my post above.

By continuing to practice good etiquette, would I be rewarded?

but if you let him back into GTFO he'll see all the mean things we've been saying about him!

What mean things? I'm immuned to people saying mean things about me.

oh nothing............

Go away? That might help.

For how long do I have to be 'away' before I can be re-accepted? Looking back, maybe it wasn't a good idea to play that prank about the porno for sale; it was a downward spiral from then on.

lol if acceptance on here really meant that much to you, you wouldn't have fucked things up for yourself in the first place.

Etiquette is all it'd take with me, but I'm no admin/enforcer/mod, so I can't reward you for good behaviour.

I can, however, reward SheDevil for bad behaviour :cloak:

There are a number of things you could do, but it isn't up to us to show you the error of your ways, you have to be mature and figure it out for yourself. We've told you many times what pisses people off but yet you still do it and then innocently say, "what?!" or "what am I doing wrong".

We know you are an incredibly ignorant fellow but you should at least be able to go back through your many many posts and read what is the problem, then you will have your way, your path back to acceptance.............if it's not too late...........which it could be.

So instead of posting for the next few days, I want you to spend all your time re-reading all your posts and reading the responses to them and I mean actually read them and actually think about what you have said and how that would have affected people, it's easy based on their responses but try to think, "how did what I said affect/upset/anger people". Then you shall see what not to do and how one must keep certain thoughts firmly locked away in said persons head.

Chiang,
ever since you have joined you have turned almost every thread that you have posted in to a discussion/flame war about the military and your right wing views. You post a hell of a lot and don't really have much of interest to say.
For example, I'm mad about travelling, but I don't turn everything into travelling. Fez is mad on star wars, but you don't see him relating every thread to star wars. Templar likes women, but...oh wait.
My point is, you don't contribute a whole lot to the board.
The way I see it, you have two options.
1. Piss off, stop posting, find some other people to annoy.
2. Post less, and when you do post, don't relate everything to the military and such. If you do want to make a post about war or politics, do it in thinktank.

Is that clear?

Don't listen to them Chiang, you're fine the way you are. You shouldn't have to change who you are to accommodate people, they should change to accommodate you.

Remember, these are the same people who swear at you and say you're ignorant. Do you really care about how they feel?

lol, I think i'm guilty of this as well.

Come to think of it, where is that big jerrycan of petrol when you need it? Yeah, of course I can make adjustments but there really isn't a need for them to swear and yell at me.

I wouldn't mind if there are more threads about women, 'Star Wars' or travel!


Looks like the Lair is slowly becoming my HQ...

no, no youre really not

Chiang here Ill make you a deal

Ill let you back into GTFO

































In 11 years

Are you telling me to invent a time machine? :hilarious:

I completely fail to see the hilarity in your statement.

but everyone else would. Are you beginning to see a pattern here?


okay I have an idea. I am going to hijack every one of your threads with random facts/pictures about John Lennon, since I know you love him soooo much.

I'll start here



/fake edit: I probably can't be fucked carrying this through

Carry on Doctor.