Greed:

Much of our activity these days is nothing more than a cheap anesthetic to deaden the pain of an empty life

Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed. --Albert Einstein

Lust is all GET—Love is all GIVE. –Unknown

Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed.--Mahatma Gandhi

Friendship:

I'd rather have two good friends, than 500,000 admirers.-- E.E. Cummings

We love those who can lead us to a place we will never reach without them.--Norman Mailer

Flattery:

Flattery is telling the other person precisely what he thinks about himself. --Dale Carnegie

Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being. --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. -- Francois Fenelon

Courage:

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.—Mark Twain

The greatest mistake is life is to be continually fearing that you will make one. –Elbert Hubbard

All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions.--Adlai E. Stevenson

Animals:

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Humans did not fight their way to the top of the food chain just to be vegetarians!

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.

Birds gather in flocks, Morons gather in congregations.

'Success is not final, failure is not fatal. It is the courage to continue that counts'-
Winston Spencer Churchill

'If a man does his best, what else is there?'-
General George S. Patton

If it feels to good to be true- It probably is!

"I put the Penis in Happiness" -Senor
"apple baby food tastes good" -Senor

Thats all i have for today, thankyou.

Tastes better on pork

Have my babies





































then we can eat them

"Everything that can be invented has been invented." --Charles H.
Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

never, never, never give up. - winston churchill.

you stoled that off me!

"Stupid risks are what make life worth living" - Homer Simpson

"A rose by any other name would likely be 'deadly thorn-bearing assault vegetation.' " - ?

"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use." - Homer J Simpson

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try."
-Beverly Sills

"You become a champion by fighting one more round. When things are tough, you fight one more round."
-James Corbett

"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos." - Homer J

"It's a fact that most of our imports now come from overseas."

- Dubya.


(No shit, Sherlock!)


"Ahh, Steward Island, quite a quaint little place; not many people. It's like, 'we're divorced, but we're still cousins!"

- Billy Connelly

Women, n, Member of the opposite, or unfair, sex.

'Let them hate us as long as they fear us'
-Gaius Caligula.

'It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived'-General George S. Patton.

'This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man'
-Hamlet, Act 1 Scene 2

'Men at some time are masters of their fates:
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings'
-Julius Caesar, Act 1 Scene 2

'Let not our babbling dreams affright our souls:
Conscience is but a word that cowards use,
Devised at first to keep the strong in awe.
Our strong arms be our conscience, swords our law.
March on, join bravelyu, let us to 't
pell-mell;
If not to heaven, then hand in hand to hell.'
-Richard II, Act 5, Scene 3

"I've got nipples, Greg, could ya milk me?"

You gave me life
You gave me milk
You gave me courage
Your name was Angela
An angel from Heaven
But you were also an angel of God
And he needed you too
I selfishly tried to hold on to you
While the cancer ate away at your organs
Like an unstoppable rebel force
And now we'll meet in Heaven
And I shall see you
Nevermore
nevermore
nevermore

'Do you puff the magic dragon, Greg?'

"I've got witnesses saying you threatened her with a bomb."
"I didn't! I said I don't havea bomb!"
"You said bomb."
"What's wrong with that?"
"You said bomb on an aeroplane."
"What's wrong with saying bomb on an aeroplane?!"
"You can't say bomb on an aeroplane."

This is actually very true.