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Yeah, um. Moment of honesty there :blush:

Every time my broadband limit resets itself I use it all on porn movies. Raven Riley is a hot bitch.

Hahaha, definitely agreed Tony. I need to get more RR off my mate's computer.

I'm female.

I think I need to start reading romance novels or some shit... I find myself preferring smut in written rather than visual form. The latter is too often a close up of genitals banging into each other, boring.

Caligula was great though, smut + Roman history + humour + violence = winnar!

"And who are the biggest whores in Rome? The senators' wives of course!"

I'm male. This all seems somewhat self-evident?

Also, I ticked two boxes when I voted. Does that mean I essentially voted for both options? Not kidding either, both boxes were checked and it went through.

porn is wiked with the mrs.

Your point being?...

Oh shit I'd forgotten all about that blog, classic stuff.

She means that this thread says it is going to sort the men from the boys, she is female and thus cannot be "sorted".

I too am female but have a rather overwhelming and all-consuming passion for that which is known as smut. I just call it plain damn dirty fun!

Oh I didn't spot that bit. My apologies.

I was the first, and currently the only person to vote "No".

You'll probably remain that way too.

I eagerly await the opinions of Jesus Christ on this matter.

i fail to see why you are proud of this.


Porn is great. My favourite shit is the We Live Together girl on girl videos. What is not to love about lesbian threesomes/ foursomes? All the girls are fine as and seem pretty genuine. I'm personally not really a fan of stuff that comes off real contrived and fake.

Jesus doesn't need porn. He just watches real people do the dirty from high above. And has an army of angels eager to slurp up his juices when he is done. But i'm sure he could come up with a parable letting the world know that if you touch Mr. Winkie, demons will consume your soul (and possibly funnel some more live eels into your anus).
I wonder if they have angel orgies in heaven.

You could always PM him.

Jesus must get so much pussy. If I were him I would hang around outside the pearly gates and all the hot chicks who know they would otherwise be going to hell would offer it up on a silver plate in exchange for forgiveness.

I ticked all three... so sue me :chiang:

WeLiveTogether is great, there is an offshoot of it called WeLickEachother. When i move out of home i'm so paying for a subscription to WeLiveTogether. Suicide Girls are pretty hot, not hardcore or anything, just punk/goth/eccentric chicks in next to nothing, in a classy way.

So who's the other person that voted no??

Dr Steve voted for all 3 :|

P.s Porn is great

Ohhhhhhhh, hmm, i'm a dumbass and neglected to see that right above my post Dr Steve had indeed disclosed the fact that he voted for all three. I need a drink.

Nothing wrong with porn :) Although I do prefer the stories rather than the pics. Except for one that was about a guy that worked in a deli or something and took a hairy woman co-worker out the back and put a sausage of some kind in various orifices. :shrugs:

Oh yeah, I saw that one.

There's only one situation where I like porn- porn videos on rewind. Why? Because I like the part when the hooker gives the money back!

But that would make you a Jew...............and you fucking hate the Jews!

(<--- Yeah, looks can be deceiving.) I can assure you that I never hated the Jews (in fact, I admire one of the world's greatest races)! But I'm very greedy (like the Jew in Western stereotypes).

That's just mean Adolf, those girls work hard for their money and here you are taking pleasure in them not getting paid for their hard work, shame on you *Spanks Adolf for his ignorance* (In a matronly way, of course)

Prostitutes are the scum of society, like drug dealers and addicts. I wish we can send them off to the camps!

(By the way, aren't you taking this joke too far? I do not frequent brothels.)

Sweetheart, there was no joke, it's not funny that you don't frequent brothels nor think prostitution is an age old and noble tradition/career, which it is.

I never implied that you did frequent brothels(which is entirely impossible anyways), and it's "I wish we COULD send them off to the camps".

Good good.

If I've been ordered to shoot prossies, then there's a good chance that I will have to frequent brothels to carry out the order.

I used the phrase "I wish we can" because we simply can't, due to the legislative difficulties to such a noble undertaking.

The funniest porn series is Big Sausage Pizza.

My Sister's Naughty Friend tends to have especially hot chicks. Look for Brooke.

smut > porn

the correct phrase is still I wish we COULD