Title: Prejudice Rollcall
Description: Make fun of stereotypes
Synopsis - April 4, 2005 11:40 AM (GMT)
Americans are fat lazy morons.
The Irish are drunken terrorists.
Germans are fascist, Nazi, control freaks.
So are the moderators.
Arts students will either become Arts professors or bums with degrees.
Engineering students are all beer guzzling idiots.
Med students like to pretend they're real doctors.
Law students are already bums and will never become the bigshots they think they'll be.
Unlike the rest of us Fine arts students don't even need drugs.
Computer Scientists are unwashed pasty white losers... kinda like the British but with dental.
Commerce students... actually they seem to be pretty normal.
liz_shaw - April 4, 2005 11:55 AM (GMT)
so you're saying these prejudices are rediculous.
Also I gotta say, arts students are picked on, what about performing arts student, they are even lower than us arts students.
Synopsis - April 4, 2005 11:57 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| so you're saying these prejudices are rediculous. |
It's not a good stereotype if it's not.
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| what about performing arts student, they are even lower than us arts students. |
In what way?
Synopsis - April 4, 2005 11:59 AM (GMT)
Oh yeah, politicians are damned dirty liars, and so are their lawyers.
Mac users are elitist arseholes.
So are coffeehouse hippies.
They're usually the same people anyway.
liz_shaw - April 4, 2005 12:03 PM (GMT)
because in terms of academia it is 10 times easier than doing a BA. I am doing one paper in popular music.
Happy Ahmed - April 4, 2005 06:52 PM (GMT)
Ooooh.
Stereotype me!
I've got most of a civil engineering degree and half of an architecture degree.
Synopsis - April 5, 2005 02:24 AM (GMT)
hmmm, tricky.
So, performance artists are all slackers taking the easy way out.
Anything with engineering in it automatically makes you a drunk slob.
Germans only have one word in their vocabuary: "effecient".
Russians always speak English, but never use grammatical articles and only ever discuss the international politics of the cold war.
Any random Chinese person is proficient in martial arts to the point that they can defeat 20 or 30 other people with ease.
Black people are either gangsters from the hood or career minded, upwardly mobile 20 somethings.
Indians are all diary owners.
liz_shaw - April 5, 2005 02:41 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Happy Ahmed @ Apr 4 2005, 06:52 PM) |
Ooooh.
Stereotype me!
I've got most of a civil engineering degree and half of an architecture degree. |
and yet you enjoy writing.
I will stereotype you into the group of people who are concerned with money but never find satisfaction (think Marxist's philosophies). The media is where your heart lies I can tell so I think you should pursue that.
Maori are all on benefits.
Politicians are all untrustworthy.
Short skirt wearers are sluts.
Fat people are ugly people.
Blondes are bimbos.
Americans are racist.
National is the party for the rich and only the rich.
deprecated() - April 5, 2005 03:22 AM (GMT)
liz_shaw - April 5, 2005 03:35 AM (GMT)
all cheerleaders are bimbos.
Jocks are jerks
blondes have more fun
redheads are feisty (that is true for me)
those who are geeks are unpopular
deprecated() - April 5, 2005 03:38 AM (GMT)
Synopsis - April 5, 2005 04:01 AM (GMT)
Soccer is for pansy's
Aussies are all criminals.
Anyone can invade France.
If you have a cellphone you're a yuppie bastard.
liz_shaw - April 5, 2005 04:04 AM (GMT)
All Americans are corrupt.
Maori are the only ones on benefits.
males are the only dangerous drivers.
All P users will commit crimes (re: does nz have a p problem? thread).
cynicalbrat - April 5, 2005 04:09 AM (GMT)
feminists are hairy and overconcerned with vagina's .... serisouly have you seen Judy Chicago's artwork .... flowers my ass.
Fez - April 5, 2005 05:18 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Black people are either gangsters from the hood or career minded, upwardly mobile 20 somethings. |
And tend to be thought of as overly endowed.
the oob - April 6, 2005 05:17 AM (GMT)
Go-go gadget copy-paste!
Arabs/Middle Eastern
* Anti-Jewish or anti-Zionist
* wearing of turbans
* supports or commits terrorism
* religious zealotry
Armenians
* intelligent
* attractive
* well educated
* understanding
* wealthy
Black/African American
* athletic
* larger than average male genitalia
* criminal, specifically "gangsta" lifestyle
* affinity for watermelon and fried chicken
* slothful
* sexually promiscuous
* tall stature
* above average ability in singing
* popular, above average fashion sense
Asian
* above average ability in mathematics
* smaller than average male genitalia
* small stature
* demure and passive, particularly females
* poor verbal English skills
* poor driving skills
* affinity for Asian sports cars
* above average ability in martial arts
German
* tall stature, blue eyes, blond hair
* spartan and humorless
* industrious
* believed to be predominantly Nazis
Jewish
* parsimonious, desire to amass wealth
* larger than average noses
* collusive
* communist revolutionaries
* lawyers, accountants, businessmen, bankers and Hollywood producers
* over-analytical, self-defeating and discontented
* above average natural comedic talent
* affinity for whining
* affinity towards frugality
* "controls" all aspects of the media
Hispanic
* affinity for beans
* wearing of sombreros
* often takes naps
* often employed as gardeners or farm workers
* affinity for low riding cars
* affinity for auto repair, stealing of cars and hubcaps
* affinity for stealing VCRs
Irish
* alcoholism
* dislike of the British
* often has red hair or freckles
* whimsical
* high birth rate
Italian
* involved in organized crime, often in relation to restaurants (pizzerias, delicatessens, catering halls), casinos, construction/contracting and auto repair
* consumes pasta
* unctuous or tomentose
* employed in blue collar jobs
* affinity for sports cars
* affinity for dance halls and night clubs
Native American
* alcoholism
* often owns casinos
* particularly spiritual
* sagacious elderly
* lingual tendencies towards constant vulgar language and racial slurs
* affinity for believing to belong to the african race
* affinity for the word Nigger
White/Caucasian
* affinity for NASCAR
* Redneck stereotype
* often are pedophiles or serial killers
* affinity for fast food, particularly hamburgers and hot dogs
* affinity for extreme sports
* hair smells like wet dog after showering
* affinity for deadly sports like hunting, or archery.
* agressive and socially insenstive towards other cultures.
Russians
* affinity for vodka
* affinity for balalaika
* wearing of ushanka
* particularly comely females
Europeans Collectively
* poor hygiene
* short stature
* tall stature
* affinity for football (soccer)
* pretentious
* hatred of Jews
* emulates American pop culture, jealous of Americans
* emphasis on ancestry
Americans Collectively
* strong affinity for firearms
* aggressive
* shallow, ignorant, improvident
* religious zealotry, bigoted
* affluent
* wasteful
* adventurous
* affinity for American football and NASCAR