Title: SJS Job of the Century
Description: hold me back
Maus - December 15, 2005 10:54 PM (GMT)
The summer is traditionally a time of unemployment for me, as my job only runs while the University semester is going. So this year, I signed up for student job search. The wonderful folks at SJS sorted my out with a job almost immediately. Working from 7AM-6PM on a home renovation as a labourer; wheelbarrowing wet concrete and stones around the place for 11 hours a day was a dream come true. Unfortunately, I got let go after three days, because the boss decided he had enough workers already.
What was I to do? How would I pay my rent? Would there be a Christmas this year?? Thank god, the SJS people are on the case, and this morning sent me an irresistable job offer.
| QUOTE |
Want full time work for the summer?
Production workers are needed ASAP in Swanson, West Auckland.
You will be required to shuck mussels from their shells with a knife like utensil.
$10/hour, holiday pay and time and a half on statutory holidays.
There is a 5am-3pm shift or a 3.30pm-12.30am shift, 5 days a week.
Work is ongoing till the 28th February, 2006.
Reply in email for more info, or come into the Auckland Central Student Job Search branch for a referral to this job. Ask for ###. |
Senor - December 15, 2005 10:59 PM (GMT)
haha i have been job searching all hols so far, and the dream job is in my own little red neck town.
SUCH AN OPPORTUNITY! you were always told, doors will open to you.
Maus - December 15, 2005 11:25 PM (GMT)
Well, I can always forward the email to you. Think of the power you would wield with your knife like utensil.
Fez - December 15, 2005 11:33 PM (GMT)
Im fed up with SJS, they did fuck all to get me an IT job, theyre fucking worthless.
As always its who you know, and I now have a job as the IT guy at my dads friends factory.
Maus - December 16, 2005 03:12 AM (GMT)
Heh. IT is for losers. I'm gonna use my MA to get me some Mussel Schucking gig. Then all the ladies will want me.
Hauser - December 16, 2005 04:39 AM (GMT)
Hahahaha, schucking, that sounds fucking hardcore.
At least one certain member of this forum lives near that job, and I think it would suit him far better than programming Satan's language/Stigmata/Java does currently (We shan't mention his name).
PM me if anyone wants to hear some of my awesome ideas for enterprises that would need people with a house and/or a car, or simply large pools of capital that they want to flourish in genius business schemes.
Maliekieth - December 16, 2005 05:04 AM (GMT)
HAHAHAHA
fuck that job for a laugh
Boy Wonder - December 16, 2005 11:12 AM (GMT)
I find it interesting that you complain about lack of decent jobs and you have an MA. Interesting.
Maus - December 17, 2005 05:39 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Boy Wonder @ Dec 17 2005, 12:12 AM) |
| I find it interesting that you complain about lack of decent jobs and you have an MA. Interesting. |
I ain't complaining about a lack of jobs. I could walk into a government job tomorrow. :brash: :helen: :imaracist:
Hauser - December 18, 2005 03:59 AM (GMT)
The National Party wont let you in unless you are a financier, a farmer or a faggot.
Maus - December 18, 2005 06:07 AM (GMT)
Well, two out of three ain't bad.