:chiang: Adolf's forum prank brings this interesting question to light...

I think the results speak for themselves

the resulting mental images do not

If Adolf suddenly find porn in a public place, here what he would do:

10. Take out the discs (DVD/VCD) and use them as frisbees.

9. Light the porn on fire. (Petrol's too expensive now... Must make do with cooking oil.)

8. Watch it on rewind, be sure to notice the part when the hooker gives the money back.

7. Take note of the titles, be sure to compare prices around different adult stores.

6. Sell it on Trademe.

5. Sell it on the 'Trade & Exchange'.

4. Package it, mail it to some random staff member of the Uni.

3. Give it to the police, see if they close their office curtains after you've handed it over.

2. Sell it to his fellow students.

1. Make a sandwich board out off cardboard and a few bits of string saying "PORNO FOR SALE" and shout the words repeatedly while walking down the street.


Porn is fucking boring!

Yes Mr Virgin.

What would you folks do if you came across abandoned porn in good condition?

What would a monkey do if a beautiful banana was placed before it?

Depends on the species and the appetite of that very monkey.

(Hey Hauser, who's that guy in your avatar? Is that a younger version of Khruschchev? You might want to have Hausser in your next rotation.)

I think it's That Guy. I can't really be arsed entering the poll, my connection is so woefully slow right now.

I should probably think of more forum pranks in the mean time...

perhaps

"hey guys I'm touching myself at night. you wanna buy a video?"

I think you'll find it's FPS Doug.
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!1!

Can't recall any Dougs.

That's more of Senor or Ahmed's style...

Don't worry, my mind's always up to mischief when I'm not studying.

Adolf i would touch ur penis if it were a little larger.

Yesterday I figured out how to read Adolf's mind through the internet.

No thanks! The homosexual scum should stay in hell!

I'm neither attracted to Japs nor tanks. Samf, since you've got an Asian girlfriend, does that mean that you like Asian porn? :hilarious:

Japanese porn is the funniest for 3 reasons:
i) Heavy censorship.
ii) Cuddling.
iii) Lots of small fast movements. No big thrusting.

Along with the genocists are war-mongerers....

Bullshit! I heard from an acquaintance who was into that shit, he said that the Nip porn involves all kinds of sickness, like shitting for example.

The two concepts are inclusive. i.e. you can shit and cuddle, or have heavyily censored shit (in the literal sense).

I'm talking about the really disgusting forms of scat porn. Some idiot claimed that he downloaded this Jap porn video (he initially thought it was suppose to be about schoolgirls) and it turned out to feature this slut in a schoolgirl uniform, funnelling a raw egg into her arsehole, shitting it back out and cooking it on a frying pan. Goddammit!

Well if you've got a better way to fry eggs I'd like to hear it.

How the fuck is dripping an egg into someone's anus, then shitting it back out again suppose to be hygenic or efficient? :eww:

I'm assuming it was still in the shell?

That naked chef guy does it all the time.

New poll,

does 'some idiot' = Adolf?

aye

Aw, that's a pretty sick assumption! :eww:

Why would a Chinese man be attracted to Japper whores?

Beggars can't be choosers.

I'm pretty sure that many choices do exist in pornography... That idiot is unlikely to be me as I don't have the bandwith to download oversized videos.

sorry dude but your post sounds too much like one of those "so I have this 'friend' and he's got a problem..." speeches

Fine, keep pondering on your assumptions. Nobody would believe that I'm completely unattracted to Asians.

I can understand that.

If we are talking about Japanese chicks, they're hot. But not when they fry eggs out of their arse.

To me they're not.

why is it one way? cmon embrace interracial, dont be prude!

Look, I'm not attracted to chicks of any other race apart from White. I'll never be attracted to the Japs for reasons of history and personal preference. Ever wondered why the Japanese have cartoon porn? Because real Nips are ugly!

I would like to make a formal complaint about ^ comments, how do I go about this?

chiang, you're a dick

Your complaint has been noted, and appropriate action will be taken.

Adolf, shut the fuck up.