Today, I happened to have came across a large pile (mags and DVDs) of brand new (unopened) pornography left abandoned in a very public place. It's now in the back of my car...

I'm sufferring a moral dilemma because I don't know if I could sell the crap for petrol money. Clearly, I'm not a pornography user myself, but I'm tempted by the fact that it's worth money. Carrying that stuff home would not be a good look to my parents.

Maybe I should give those who are interested the chance to reply for more details. I'm planning to sell the things between $35-40. If it's not sold by 5pm today, I'll dump it into the garbage.

giv me the dvds for free so i can review them :)

How about the whole box (14 VCDs/DVDs) for $40? Then you can write your review for us. In case you want to make purchase, I'm here at Uni 'til 4pm.

It's funny how I'm holding a big box of that crap right now and I have absolutely no interest in viewing it. I can't go home because of the fuckers! My parents would be ultra pissed if they found out. Dammit! I need that petrol money...

I'll check back for more replies in about 30 minutes.

Who here would buy porn when they clearly have the internet? It'd be like Willy Wonka buying a box of chocolates.

Senor seems to be interested... Besides, more porn money would be made in the physical world rather than the Internet.

Say, anybody got Senor's cellphone number?

FOR FREE, im not gonna buy porn fool.

Free does not equal $40, WE ARE NOT BARTERING.

What do you mean by "we", are you going to review it with Senor? :hilarious:

Shit! Hook us up, seriously, we can take them off your hands for you so you can go home to your parents and not get in trouble. It would be a true waste of valuable resources if you threw them away, you will go to hell for it. Donate them to the Goons Porn Appreciation Society(GPAS), you know you want to :naughty:

Where are you, i'll come pick them up, take them off your hands.

Perhaps you can trade it with Fez for 'immunity to banishment' or something.

Oh shit... I'll sell it on trademe... done it before... not an issue

I'll give you $50 for the lot...

What exactly does the box contain, i want titles and details before i offer you money. How many mags, how many dvds (14? did you say?)

EDIT// Hmmm, moral dilema, making money off something you got for free?? Naughty. You really should just give them away.

Yeah, you should give them to an orphanage or something. After all, it's christmas.

Hey, great idea, cheap sex ed for the kiddies.

No.

You should definatley give them to me, Sardonic just wants to on-sell them, i want to actually use them for their god-intended purpose. Or, howzabout, you wrap them up in gift-wrap, if you're at uni go to UBS and get some, then take them home and tell your parents they are gifts for all your friends on the forum, they wont ask what type of gifts, and they wont open them, just say they're movies that you know everyone loves that you got from the bargin bin at the Wharehouse, and the mags are back issues from maggazino or sumthn. Then you can give each of the interested parties on this forum a mag or dvd for xmas, which would buy you massive props and earn your way into our filthy porn loving hearts.

Fuck i'm good.

heh yeah wrap them up and give them to the city mission. Just put a label on that each is suitable for a teenage boy

XMAS PRESENT IDEA IS THE SEX!!!!!

i bags a girl on girl title!

May I have you cellphone number for further contacts? You have to turn up here by 5pm, or I'll set it on fire with my canister of petrol.

I'll check back in one hour.

The box does look kinda Christmassy...

From the packaging, it looked mostly like softcore Asian porn that came in through air mail. I won't guarantee the contents of the discs and neither will I be held accountable.

turn on pm.

And where are u? Just bring to Uni

I've been Laired and can't use PM. You'll just have to meet me at Uni and I'll take you to the destination.

why dont u just bring them to Uni? I have to go to see a movie at 5 and I work until then

Meet on the steps of the Aotea Centre. If you don't turn up by 4, I leave. Tell me, how am I going to recognise you.

EDIT: I'm waiting on your reply.

Jesus man... forget it... its some porn not a fucking pipe bomb. Dump it...

Haha! You people actually thought I had porn. You think I'm low enough to even touch that crap. It's a pity this ain't April Fools Day. Who the hell would believe that porn can be found lying on the street.

You've never been to Vegas have you?

I would never be interested to go to Vegas. Only Seattle, Washington D.C. and Los Angeles have got me interested.

Vegas is awesome, it's a monument to decadence and capitalism. You can't walk 10 metres without seeing porn or an ad for porn.

It's a monument to the corrupt practice of gambling. You can have captialism without gambling.

Gambling is awesome. My uncle (uncle Eddik, who some of you may recall) won several thousand dollars there and blew it all in a weekend.

How the fuck is gambling suppose to be fun when the chance of loosing is much greater than winning (mathematically proven) and the very act of gambling is a deadly addiction. The only winners in gambling are the casinos.

Why the fuck are we talkinag about gambling and Vegas?

Chiang, the idea of morals seems to have bypassed you. The Ten Commandments were actually misinterpreted by Moses.

They were actually God's Ten Point Checklist for A Good Night Out.

I don't exactly follow Christian morals.

Moses wasnt a Christian. *sighs*

This thread officially killed my stiffy.

What's the point of getting a stiffy and clubbing seals to death? Perhaps you too should come up with an idea to trick a whole bunch of people into believing.

Claiming my mother was dead was way better than this.

Or perhaps your joke was so lame that I had a rectal prolapse.

hay guys i hav porn... OH WAIT NO I DONT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Adolf brings the funnies... NOT

your both queer as fuck, both were lame and both were gay. adolf you arn't as funny as you think you are. i have found porn in bushes and on the side of the road twice, so it does happen.

Adolf.....................

YOU'VE RUINED CHRISTMAS! You rat bastard.

I move a motion........

THAT Adolf Chaing be kept in the lair until 00:01am January 1st 2006 for maliciously tricking poor goons into believing that all their christmas wishes could cum true..............and for killing Ahmeds' stiffy.

All those in favour post aye (or nay if your a faggot and dont like porn)

Boy: Oooooh Teenage Mutant Ninja ... sex?

*puts in tape*

Boy: Splinter what are you doing to Raphael!

PS Adolf, you are a lying porn smuggler