My New Years Eve has just ended. It definitely fulfilled my expectations of mayhem. I was drunk on the 28th, that was my gig, 29th sober, 30th very drunk and stoned, NYE booze, a little weed, party pills, coma'd out sometime after 7 this morning, snatched a few hours sleep, got drunk and stoned again when I woke up.

My typing's fine now, I'm not just drunk like normal.

I played a lot of guitar. Most of the time we weren't playing very well though :iiam:

I nearly scored a woman twice my age.

Taxis are expensive.

Streams of consciousness are considerably cheaper.

Oh and last night I did something very dum. I put some chewing gum behind my ear because I had got bored of it but wanted to come back to it, and that's what they do in the movies.

Then I forgot about it and it got tangled up in my hair, and I had to cut out a big chunk of hair. Photos will follow after I have slept and woken up again.

EDIT: Nope, here they are now.

Yopu mad bitch.

BUMP! Oh yeah :quagmire:

Drunken antics supplied by yours truly coz no one else czan obviously be fucked ona stastruday niothtgt. So i shall troll y,m way roubnd the borad and seewhat mishchief i can stir up.

Ah, wine........like catnip for kittens.

OH FUCK WORLDS BIGGEST DUMBARSE.

Too much jager + oh shit oh shit oh shit.

I learnt tonight that I have met my mates dad multiple times, BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER. I am sure I have NEVER met him before, but I don't fuckign know, I am sketching that I was so drunk I ahd a major blackout and don't know I had it oh man fuck.

Senor will attest that I am a drunken fuckwit. Iw as gone at 8, and haven't stopped runkign omg so fgucked ip.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY for Mailekeith!! Drunkensess rocsks

I feel like skulling back the rest of my 42 Below just so I can make a drunken post in this thread!

ITS SATURDAY NIGHT FFS! :(

Naughtly, you;'er supposed tonbe rdrubk if you want to post in this threadf. Scull scull scull scull!

EDIT// Hmm, i just switched over to the alst supper skin and it loos like fezx is taking me from behinsd, thats just wrong.

oh god I just took a massive swig of it straight and I forgot how foul straight vodka is.

Mix youself a half anf half vodak and orange, sure fire way for gettn shitfaced very qwuicl;y or even 3/4 vodka and a splash of ordange. starit, basd idea, waht are yu russian>/? We may ahve balls here but thats just hard nuts.

it's Feijoa Vodka so I think i'll mix it with some apple juice

haha straight vodka is easy, you need to toughen up son.

hey listen up im sulzberger and i bliebe that i can become ultimate rapper of new zealand. all i have to say is that el matador like to fiddle with sri lankan kidies.

actually i know a sri lankan guy,.

His name is Ifeellikeachunder Andmaybeapootoo.

and i have a story....... shit i forgot the main part, but all i know is that your mum s a whore.

:retarded: :retarded: :retarded: :retarded: :retarded:

yo reply to this post in 30 mins and ill give you 50 juigs. yeh see too slow biarches you got nothing. too busy sleeping. sleepy sam is what they call you.

i reckon if ahmed iwas in afight he would go down easy cos he got a glass jaw.

I feel hungover and I only had two beers! I wasnt even fucking drunk!

I'm drunk. Im [planning to make a bigf drunk post but im not sure where to put it. i wont puitn it here cause uits too obvios. mayube a new thread

Shit there were several pple ftruidrunk tonight, it seems, well they sfucjing should have cn=oome along to nmy diiggig h=tthen.

Go the tradition of not corecting ur post whern drounk. cause i could go back and fix all the eorod rs cause im good at sopelling and shit, but it would take a while..

Contrary to my ability to type, I am rather horsed right now. I love my girly tolerance, I have had 5 beers and I am feeling rather good, I don't think I can walk straight atm.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I loooooooove friday, no work tomorrow :D

WENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1WENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PROTESTANT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!

Oh mamn, so pissed, kicking arse in the free world niggers!

Noodles = my drunk food.

Last 3 times I've jhad noodles I've been drunk. That's whyt they my drunk food.

JIHAD NOODLES!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!
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Bahaha the oriogingal poaset returns to his victorius thread.

I had had a miserable and infernally paltry 2 beerrs, 3 vodkas and a cc & dry, and I'm munted.

Hot corworkes suck. Especially when they're hot and you hae agirlfreidn. Although said griflerinc is a fantasitc parr tof my life.

I hate tha fct that I'm working agin in like 7 hours.

Scrummmpyyyyy.

Good night wihtf riends, grat scrumpy. So great I can't walk propeylr.

Heroes in a half shell

TURTLE POWER!

master splinta and michaeklangelo put april the news reporter on the spit

Absinthe. Ph dear/. Not good. Night was hood thogh.

Well here I am. Didn;t think I;d ever make it to the duinken post o matic thread being so pidded, but despite 2 jugs and 1 Tigher I remain a legend. Better go before my NetActopunt runsd out. :) :) :)

I shall get internet ayt my placwe soon, buyt I cant get this drunk at home! Go Shadows!!!!

Ok, here's my drunken post-o-matic debut, hopefully typo free to save you all of the overdone cliche drunk posting writing style. Here are some highlights of tonight:

• Getting told by a copper to tip the big bottle of Lindauer out into the gutter or else get locked up after I thought it would be a great idea to grab it off my mate for the novelty of swigging it outside the downtown Police station. The wine came from my friends gallery opening and damned if we were going to waste half decent liquor
• Bumping into small children while stumbling through the Lantern Festival after wondering from someone's apartment nearby to get something to eat
• Having someones girlfrined yell at me "You must hate women!" after leaving a his place, while a friend with me fueled the fire after offending probably half the people here and leaving shouting "Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
• Leaving the Dogs Bullocks to go to some random party with random girls whose names I couldn't remember strait after hearing them
• The over one hour walk back home after going to said party had fallen through and drinking at random persons house

I don't think I'm going to get much study done tomorrow.

That was pretty funny.