this is first and foremost dedicated to SheDevil, as she is the one who drives the most pleasure from reading stuff like this. ths rlles of this thread are simpkle. you can only post while intoxiacated or otherwise incapacitated, and you can not edit your post, nor delete text that you;'ve typed.

i jst has an awesome night. i worked fofr seven and a quarter hours, and then bumped into maniacnhymph on my way home. I promptly got changed and went back yout, and have spent nearly two and half blissufl hours in the compant of her and her lovely coworkers. i diascovered possibly ther best cocjtail in the world, called a Diryt Little boy. Best of all, I have the recipe, so I am now maniac's fav [erson, aren't i :P>

So yeah. To sum it up:
i) Parying is good
ii) maniacnymph and her friends re hot, particularly charlie.
iii) not correcing what you type when drunk make yous appear so much worse tha your really are./

Drunken Posts ONLY Fuckers

Ohhh jesus. I went out to this mansion of a house at Piha last night, got viciously drunk and played the gayest drinking game of my life which involvedme streaking through the camp ground, swapping all my clothes with my friend Tom (all of them) and only being able to talk in sentences which began with each letter of the alphabet consecutively.

The sad part is that I helped to make the game up. However it somewhat backfired on me.

groangroangroan

I'm never drinking a box of Tui again.

Dear God, I've just started working fulltime today and I can't get drunk till Friday. I didn't really get drunk enough in the weekend so in about two days I am going to have The Craving. But I can't give in cause it won't be easy to do this job hungover, and it will be really uncool.

Come on weekend...

EDIT: Also, I like Templar's original idea of only posting in this thread when drunk. Why not have a thread where this is the case - strictly enforced, and when hungover the next morning DOESN'T COUNT, unless you are still drunk in which case big ups. If people need to comment on these drunken posts, they can do it in the comfort of their own chat room, or maybe start a companion thread to evaluate the drunken thread?

Yay, first drunken post in this thread. I'm too much of a spelling nazi thought o make it look too much like i'm drunk thougn, i go back and correct it, unless i'm stupendiously pissed.

Drunken posts are funny, the hee :P

I went to Whangamata for the weekend and got stupidly pissed on the Friday night. The night ended with a lift home from a stranger, a running race down the middle of the road and smoking some weed from a pipe we made using a pear. Other highlights were some 40 year old guy telling us that Matthew Ridges mum is a lesbian and the Steak and Cheese pies from a bar in the township called The Palms.

okay so I just got back from my Xmas Party Drinkis. I had lots of bubbly and vodka jellies. They were green and red. Like the ghost of christmas;s past/. Or. Something. :update:

oh man, toiioik me 5 miunteee sto poen the front doro :PPPPPPPPPppp now i cant se propeeeeeeerlly

ehehe ,a haha

i drunk too muh i had $100 on my tab eghhehahhah!!!!!!!!! FREEEEEEEEEEE dfrinks :D D:DDD:D:D:D

muahgahah! Go FRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE DRNKSSSSSSSSS LDDDDDDDDDDDD

HAHA DOUPEL POST!!!!!! MUAHAHSADAHT

Og god getting through that tab was vivious i drunk way too much boubon jhikm beam is the shittttttttttttttttt. oww my head. i have work womtoomoww at 7.30~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .my boss enocioursaged my drinking, i think i drunk too muchg! :SSSSSS

noes!!! i feel sick ! need more water ::;;;;; *sobs*

... unbeatabkle form by Steveo!

I'm at home after a night drinking at Galbraiths with Maliekieth, Hauser and Sdfr, but still slogging back a Monhteiths to catch up to their aljighty totals! Yeehah!

:clap: FDUCKING HIGH 5 SAMF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

pjh sjhit, i dont remember posting theose last 2 posrtss, there was 2??? :damn you samf!

More proof

(i know im not sposed to write here coz im not drunk- but i hereby hand my member title thing over to Steveo. Epic!)

Gerttin drunk as wes peak, yeah, epic Stveo, tis the funniest thing i;ve reade in along time. :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: woooops, tooo much hilarious.

i was a parmnel til early morning and we scamrend the taxu man 20 dokars and hae made us from pranel t s3wanson for minilaml dollars. haha taxi man we beat us in a gamew of wits. and we go off for alot lesss dollars. ahshah

Well, I've had a few drinks, and wouldn't drive a car right now, so I'm technically qualifies to post in this thread. awesom.e Finally, I've amde something out of me life.

Well, this is just me on the usual three drinks after work on a friday night. Kinda disappointed, by I can't be cunted going out. my flatmate shall, however.

shall wall hall mall. I saw you bob. and youyr little dog too. youre too cool for school with your stella wealking down the strete. You know that's illegal aye. Naaaaaaaaughty.

It was a red bul dammit.

Was it? Ehehehe. i don't rememver that all too well. And what. Red bullgives you....flings?

Meh i don't really give a shit. I've spent time at the QF tevern with maniacnymph and her hot friend(s), and then bummed about with ym flatemate, and i even whent t6io provide-a-whore for the fit time this year. Awesome. Sleep time for me, I satar work in 12 hours.

I am fucvking piosting in this thread cause it is 10:30 the next morningn and I am still FCUKING DRUINK. And not bothering to votrrefct punctuation obviously. And laughing my head off a the way aI am typing. Yeliah and me and THE MEANEST DRUNKWEN RAMBLINGS LAST NIGHT and i shall post them laster. Fuck I m hardlyt ever still drunk the next day., itsx fucking rare, so i am fucking sotked. I am having a berocca and lots of water before rthe hangover kciks in which it probably will at some point. since im having fun im sdjusdt going to keep typing and now im lnot looking at the screen iso my typing is going to be more sporafdic and shit and liz i s rigthing christmas cards or something and dtlyland might be wqatching tv cause the tv is on.FUCKETYFCUKETYFUCKETYFUCKETYFUCKETYFUCKETY FUCK. boobs are fantastic.

Ahmed show me your boobs.

VODKA IS MY GOD I LVOE IT SO MUCH!

Fuck I am dunk and need to sleep, fuck yeah niggers. I am going to cook a mean breakfast tomorrow, I foresee bacon and eggs andhash browns. oh man yeah that sounds fuckin awesome!

This is bad bad bad. I am drnk and I just got home.Mcriff id too close toslumbering to higve a shit and what not. I have been at a birthday. Yoyu know, lost of drinks and stuff. Tequila anbd vodak aren'tt oo bad. But anyway. Live bands that are arrogant assholes can suck a cuntrag as far as i'm concerned. If you;'re amateurs, then there is no way that you're supposed to think that you're cool. It's just not on.

Fuck Yopui. WHETE IS MY PIE??????????????????????0


ABERAGE SERVICE

Im on my second bourbon for this lonvely sunday afternoonn, :) its great.

You are all dirty alcoholics. I don't condone this behaviour.

I am on my 6th beer. I just watched mad max 2. It was dope.

I require gin and tonic.

Whatr happened to the drunkenomatic thraed, why has no one posted? Dammit!

Drink people drink! Cheers.

Tis christmas, tis a time to drink and be awfully jolly and merry and completley full of piss!

I feel like doing a little dance...................damn run dmc.........and black eyed peaas, not that i am dancing right now, but you knofw. ~) Oooh, and now sash, equador. nahanahnnhahnnahhnnahnahnahan. :pbbbt:

gnOkay this is really bad. It started off as mreley an innocent cocktai;l. I took my boss out for a cocktail after work today with another workmate. then we went and got pissed at a bar in onehunga. i drank the best wine of my lgife. Then, my workmate and I left our boss and went back to ponsonby. i got dragged to that fucking awful gay arse bar sponge which was full of gay arse people and then we left and went to a couple of other gay arse bars in ponsonby. I got asked if I'd like to crack some speed by some 40 yr old businessman. My workmate told him where we work so apparently he's coming in tomorrow to ask her out on a date and i'm going to laugh whilst she cowers in the back of the shop. then some retard gayarse bought us a drink (okay, not so bad. nice person.) so he could hit on my workmate again (shes fuckign hot) and then said "okay, girls, your round." My workamte didnt want to pay s o we had to fucking do a mission impossible out the back entreance. What fucking bitchy stooges. isn't it christmas ort some shit? Oh well i didnt' know him/like him.

Archie McOnARollRiff, that's me. I am feeling good! And it's only 9 o clock. A few more oft hese fucking beatiful Carlton Cold's, and then I'm sweeet. Except Kenny my lead guitarist is picking me up soon and we're going to rock out to Guitar Wolf at the King's Arms, so I prob onlyu have time for one more. And I'll sneak in a 12% Cody's.

ROCK N FUCKING ROLL!

Yo are all buttnuggets for not being online. Fcukitall. I went to Guitar Wolf. Words cnanot adequatle y express their aceness. they are fucking wicked. Three encores. Although the last was abit hshit.

THen we went to Studio for somr reason. There was a random old person band playing,and about 10 people wathcing. It sucked. Edens was closed. We went to Subway. I had a toasted meatball 12'' cub. The n we went to 76. It was shit. I was amped after Guitar Wold for gerneral rock n roll mayhem. But after the various bollocky bars, plust the fact that i wasnt going to pay five bucjs for a beer- the night had already cost enough - meant that my enthusiasm wayned like HojJohn Wayne. Or Wayne Camppbell from Waynes' Wordl. Or some other wayne.

So yeah taht was my night. Fuck you all for not being online right now. Fuckppossshitcuntcocksuckermotehrf uckertitboobiedicktwat

Here are some things you should do when you are drunk, before you got ro bed.
1) Haeve a berocca, its good for u and has vitamins and stuff
2) go wee-wee. otherwise yuo will wake up real early and have to go, which sucks
3) clean your tteeth
4) post in the drunk thread
5) dunno

As someone said in "Clerks", the movie,:
"I want to make a love fuck berzerker!"
This quote is appropriate, for some reason

Not too crunk but have had a touch over a doz so feel entitled to post.

Archie youre a good cunt.

"I had a toasted meatball 12'' cub."
shot bo

I have had beer and then lots of gin. Its a miracle I can still type coherently!

I have done 1) on my list. oribably 2 and 4 too. i reallyt don't honestly think iam goingn to clean my teeth before i go to bed. i just don th thinhk its ogoingt to happen.
To correct myself on Clerks, apperntlay its:
My love for you is like a truck BERZERKER
would you liekt to make a fuck BERZEKRER
ad so on

fuck ia m craking myself up listening to this fucking song.

I tell you what, this is the eveininv of the 28th. I betcha i wil be back on the drunk thread on either the 29th or the 30th evenings. so wsomeone should post before me, ie get drunk before me so it soddoesnt look like im double posting.

Yeah you bitttchhes im in my rooms and im not nearly crunk enoughn. Ive started on my 30 um 40oz its gone down lots,,,,,, ummmmm yeah fuck somoen get on msn :(

*sobs*

i miss all you guys :*( Im goiug to try to mkate it to oobs thingty coozz i wnat to see everyone!!! :( Im working too much need to psent more time withhhhhhh friend.s
Woah buzy, i fogrogt how great bourbobn is, yeah drinknig alone in my froom at 8 yeah im fuckign awesome,. and what? This is turnignt into quite a rnat of a post ahaha awesome, no im awesome. Wait no maybe,. fuck i duno, mmmmm more bourbon, now its dwn to the ig that says "njim bveams"

Im giong to leave this post and continue on when im more crunk.
Fuck these posts are funniyes when ur drunk. :D

OOOOOOO lollies!!!!! Woo just found some D:::::::: um u ieamn :D

i thjink i mdae this drink a liitel stong, 3/4 beams umm i might stop now ..... NAH

ehehehe


awesoem im fcraknign upo the recodr playrd :D
BEACH BOYS REPRESETN :retarded:


I loveeeeeeee my record playr so much <3 to my records playrer

fuckin a, queen is aweosme now :D

Hannah & John are aweosme :)

All of you are! OH man this is turning into one motherfuckin long ass post. oH wels

rock out people :D Aww im missing a certain someone :(

I love you.

First drunkeyn post in this thread for me weehee!

So yes, I'm drunk. Go me. Cows. Aren't; they fascinating? I think theya re. They just sit htere and moooooo.

And don't get me started on traffic lights. RED. GREEN. ORANGE> RED. So precidtable.

Beds are qwuite nice., Think I'll be off to mine now. Godnihgt.