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Adolf Chiang - November 19, 2005 11:32 PM (GMT)
http://www.netnewsasia.com/index.php?optio...id=67&Itemid=67

*Vomits after reading that article.*

I am truly shocked and disgusted.

Happy Ahmed - November 20, 2005 12:11 AM (GMT)
I think it's pretty funny.

Adolf Chiang - November 20, 2005 12:20 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Happy Ahmed @ Nov 20 2005, 12:11 PM)
I think it's pretty funny.

This is worse than Hambeast porn! How the fuck can anyone find Nazi Germany sexual?

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In Hong Kong’s English language media, there are few subjects more likely to generate an outraged print campaign than the use of Nazi memorabilia as a marketing gimmick.

There's nothing a Hong Kong girl loves more than a man in Hugo Boss with a handbag
To many Hong Kongers, Nazis represent the epitome of desirability. Their tanks were made by Mercedes and Porsche; their uniforms were original Hugo Boss. Twenty years after the last British skinhead tired of the joke, it’s still not unusual to see a Hong Kong teen in an Adolph Hitler European Tour t-shirt.


Well, looks like I'm not the only one who's into the Nazi Germany fad as it seems to Hong Kong is hooked. I don't think it will last very, though.

http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog..._Kong_Nazi_Chic

Since the fad is digging into HK's youths just like the whole Wigger fad in America here's a comparison:

Wigger coming home from school: "Hey mom, hey dad! Wassssup!!!"

Chinazi (Chinese Nazi wannabe) coming home from school: "Hey mom, hey dad! SEIG HEIL!" *Snaps to attention and does the Hitlergruß*

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Happy Ahmed - November 20, 2005 12:26 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Adolf Chiang @ Nov 20 2005, 01:20 PM)
This is worse than Hambeast porn! How the fuck can anyone find Nazi Germany sexual?

It doesn't have any damp dangly parts for a start.

It's just tits and guns. What more could a man want? The nazi aspect is just sensationalism for the sake of it. Why can people not see through these things?

Adolf Chiang - November 20, 2005 12:39 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Happy Ahmed @ Nov 20 2005, 12:26 PM)
It doesn't have any damp dangly parts for a start.

It's just tits and guns. What more could a man want? The nazi aspect is just sensationalism for the sake of it. Why can people not see through these things?

Being sort of 'embracing' the Chinese Nazi chic, using it to promote pornography is in my opinion underming the whole fad.

That photoshoot is downright offensive to Heinz Guderian (one the greatest 20th century generals) and the Panzers!

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It's just tits and guns. What more could a man want?


Tits and guns don't mix. It's just like how tits and cars don't mix. Some men go to those automobile exibitions just to look at the scantily dressed models posing next to the cars.

The Nazi fad is full of shit just like the Hammer & Sickle or Che Guevera fad (both ideologies being washed up in history and thus safe to satire), at least the Nazi Swastika carries around a sense of mystic as well as threat.

samf - November 20, 2005 01:20 AM (GMT)
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Pictures on this page have been reproduced in the public interest. As a concession to those readers for whom the sight of an unclothed nipple may cause distress, Netnewsasia would like to point out that we have carefully avoided reproducing any display of muff in this report.

This is a great pity, because it’s an awfully nice one.


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The Nazi fad is full of shit just like the Hammer & Sickle or Che Guevera fad (both ideologies being washed up in history and thus safe to satire), at least the Nazi Swastika carries around a sense of mystic as well as threat.


I disagree. There's a powerful aura around Communist symbols as well, though they're not as old as the symbols the Nazis drew on.

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That photoshoot is downright offensive to Heinz Guderian (one the greatest 20th century generals) and the Panzers!


:cry: Cry me a river! Nazis just don't get enough respect these days, do they, Adolf?

It also looks like Little Green Footballs has leaped
on the report to further bolster their fear of other countries in general and China in particular. "OMG theres a swastika on the drum all Chinese are N4zis!!1!one"

Adolf Chiang - November 20, 2005 01:34 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (samf @ Nov 20 2005, 01:20 PM)
:lol:

Tits and cars totally mix. When was the last time you went to Big Boys Toys?

I admit, I've never been to BBT, although I've always wanted to, to see Humvees and luxury cars (not the lousy clones from 'The Fast and the Furious'). The main reason I get put off from going is because of all those modified sports cars. I prefer luxury, family cars and military hardware.

A few years back, I really wanted to go see it because the centerpiece was a MiG-25 direct from the USSR, I mean Russian Federation. Sorry, my tongue slipped.

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I disagree. There's a powerful aura around Communist symbols as well, though they're not as old as the symbols the Nazis drew on.


Bullshit! The Nazis rely on initial emotional appeal so you're more likely to react actively to Nazist symbols. The carefully choreographed parades and rallies (Nuremberg being an example) were designed to inspire awe as well as fear.

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There's something mysterious about the Swastika in our subconsciousness since it's found all over the world, but different cultures (although Nazism has almost thoroughly tainted its image in the modern day). Whenever I see the Hammer & Sickle, I think that the commies use the sickle to shave their balls and keep the hammer in reserve for suicide when the NKVD knocks on their door at night.

Communists recruit usually by pseudo-intellectual discussion (some dickhead talks to ignorant peasants, hands out a few booklets) and have a few crappy marches then run away before being cut down by the mounted police.

The Nazist emotional appeal works because the subject (being human) is driven ultimately by emotion (it's a matter of appeal before reasoned thinking cracks), whereas the communists use methods of repeated pestering (disguised as convincing arguments) on the subject, being driven by such intellectual intimidation, the subject enlists under the red banner. That's the difference, kids!

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:cry: Cry me a river! Nazis just don't get enough respect these days, do they, Adolf?


There's a fucking difference between hardcore right wingers (like me) and goddamn Nazis or neo-Nazis. Nazism is a degenerate ideology, just like communism. It's just that Hugo Boss made such fine uniforms.




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