So, uh.... You come here often?

No, I uh... I don't know why I'm here

Are you always this friendly?

No, I'm normally a bitch who makes no sense and repeats herself. I can't sing either.

I guess that's why you're here then...

OH SNAP!

Oh no... have we finally been 'graced' with 'The Presence' in The Lair, Robert?

Oh noes, Rapture is incoming!

Now, you see, that was an example for people. This thread is for inmates to fess up to why they think they were sent here.

Aw, crap! Looks like I got laired.

Oh well, maybe I should do more reading and less posting.



(Is 'artillery posting' permitted via the Lair?)


Since I need to improve my imagination, what should the Lair be visualized as? Right now I'm thinking of some sort of solitary confinement prison camp (no hard labor yet).

You just need less shitting on posts, the Harry Potter and the Rod Donald threads are the reasons you were lair'd

EDIT: oops that was fez, forgot Im on Hannahs comp hence account

You should have left that edit out, I thought it was awesome that Hannah would say that.

Here is what you're future would have been (with the help of a time machine) had we not taught you this lesson.

That Photoshopped image is disturbing!

I'm sorry, upon my release I will make apologetic posts in those threads.

What were you doing on her comp?

erm.......

Maybe I should start up something like 'Lair FM' (working title), where I quote posts from the outside forums and answer them here in a special thread, since I can't get access to the regular forums.

Or you could not be an ass merchant fullstop. Think about it. Would Klink knowingly let Hogan tunnel under his POW Camp? No.

Damn right Sloanie!

Now you know how my people felt in Germany, Chiang.

no, but Shultz would :P

What's the term of my detention?

Hold it there, Hauser! I've always been supportive of the Jewish race, in fact, as the friend of a former employee of Oscmar, I despise idiots like Anti-Flag greatly. If he wants to make a fuckin' difference, he should go to Israel and become a suicide bomber?

The AK-47 has a bloody track records for participating in almost every war since it was first produced, and it's body count is known to be the highest amongst firearms, you don't see the tree huggers protest at Mr. Kalashnikov's house!

The Israel bashing conducted by the ignorant swarms of Pale-Nazis must end!

(In case anybody is wondering, that picture of the barbed wire is from Buchenwald.)

What? Asses are traded nowadays?

You know, when I think of POW camps, I often think of Colditz Castle.

youre missing the point.

going back to those threads and apologising means further derailing those threads from their main focus which is indeed what you were lair'd for.

we want you to stop and think before making a post. Think will this contribute to the topic in a meaningful way? if in doubt, dont post.

Ill give you one more day for my above comment to sink in

Yes, sir.

*Hangs head in shame.*

haha Fez goes Napolean on us

Ok as promised you have been released

I've learned a valuable lesson, sir!

*PARP*

:lol:

Look at me, I got laired for "unintentional trolling". Quite a rare instance.