often when i lie in bed at night i think of birds and bees and fluffy things, and a world with virgin meadows.


i often dream of world peace. and a world without guns and violence..


ahhh, i also dream about what a wonderful thing communism is.

i dream about Caine the father of all vampires, and the blood of innocent virgins. sometimes madness slips into my dreams, penguins with superfly inplants, and carrots floating in a solution of bubblebath and up and go.

this one time i thort about a centipede crawling along the neck line of a shaven headed sumo wrestler, being spyied apon by a faun wearing night vision goggles.

when i was a child i believed that trees had mythical powers. i talked to them looaadddsss.

ok that reminded me of that super tramp track, logical song

"when i was young i thought that life was so wonderful, a miracle, it was beautiful magical" good har dhouse remix :)

I dreamt of work last night, oh dear :(

Last night I dreamt that Steveo and I went to Australia, and someone stole my car.

Damned theiving aussies.

thats coz if that enchanted forest place where we had birthday parties when we were six where the birthday kid got a hedgehoggy-creature soft toy (i never got one- i wanted one SO MUCH :( ) taught us anything, its that trees DO have magical powers, and can infact talk. theres did.


my dreams.....ahhh.....lets not go there. but i quite often have dreams that come true. actually, some other random thoughts i have come true, like when hannan said my arms were looking chubby andi had had a thought about that that morning, even tho they ARENT. in my last dream i hooked up with one of my bestest friends :s

*GRONK* blood *HNARF* bees *MHARK* car *BLARK*

*strokes rancor* u are so hot baby!

I dreamt that I sodomised Fez

I didnt need to dream that

Dude, The Enchanted Forest is rubbish.

The Fairy Shop is the rad.

hey we only :fap: ed

bum sex gives you the aids

unless you raped me (which IS rape because I wouldnt have enjoyed it)

Have you gone insane?