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Fez - November 8, 2005 10:30 AM (GMT)
I just won pubquiz and Im not allowd to post on SA drunk else Ill get banne so Im saying it here

FUck yea!

I am the uber nerd at puv quiz!

Why is the conmpyter spubbniung?

templar34 - November 8, 2005 10:32 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Fez)
I just won pubquiz and Im not allowd to post on SA drunk else Ill get banne so Im saying it here

FUck yea!

I am the uber nerd at puv quiz!

Why is the conmpyter spubbniung?

Quoted for the morning.

Fez - November 8, 2005 10:35 AM (GMT)
Im not that drunk, its jsut kinda hard to say stuff

I lve u tempy

Adolf Chiang - November 8, 2005 10:38 AM (GMT)
I've seen someone's post made while high, but this is the first time I've seen a drunken post.

Fez - November 8, 2005 11:13 AM (GMT)
user posted image

samf - November 8, 2005 11:48 AM (GMT)

It amazes me that you can be so fucked over yet still manage to upload a photo onto the internets...

él_bronto - November 8, 2005 12:04 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Adolf Chiang @ Nov 8 2005, 11:38 PM)
I've seen someone's post made while high, but this is the first time I've seen a drunken post.

Trust me Chiang, you've seen many posts made while drunk. Not to mention high, tripping, peaking etc


Fez you're a muppet. A drunken muppet. But a clever one for winning pub quiz. WD!

Hannoir - November 8, 2005 09:12 PM (GMT)
Last night, Fez was drunk. As was Hauser. Anyway, there were a few goons on MSN. So we had a big old chat. The details of which are posted below.

This is where Fez asks about the basics of life.

QUOTE
el camarero says:
my scrote needs licking. Fez?
Jedimastafez says:
ok
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
is it hairy?
el camarero says:
only half
Jedimastafez says:
HOT
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
thats rank
Jedimastafez says:
I need to like eat and stuff
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
naaahhh
Jedimastafez says:
im drinking water tho
el camarero says:
it's so fez can floss
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
oh i c
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
yeah thats a plan i guess
Jedimastafez says:
lol IO like spoke to my folks drunk'
Jedimastafez says:
it wa sa cool
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
haha weve all done that
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
i phone my mum drunk
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
well when im in the same country i do
Jedimastafez says:
O hjave the hickups
Jedimastafez says:
OIT S LIE THE CARTOONS!
el camarero says:
i came home in NC once and was talking to my dad and he said 'You smell like a brewery'
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
lol nice one
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
i threw up out my window once at my mums
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
she laughed alot
Jedimastafez says:
lol my olks dont seem to know aij that drunk
Jedimastafez says:
I win
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
ill tell them
S says:
one night my mum came and got me because I was comaed out on the front lawn
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
lol thats also funny
S says:
another time she found me comaed out on the toilet floor. she was annoyed because she needed to use it and I was lumped in there, she couldn't open the door properly to even get in
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
lol
S says:
and for some reason my foot was fucked up. it turned out to be fractured. to this day I still don't know how it happened
Jedimastafez says:
oh man
Jedimastafez says:
Im not goijg to seleep anytime soon
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
no
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
the room will spin
Jedimastafez says:
I should try get an erection
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
HAHAHAHA
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
no neither tempy or myself are there
S says:
yeah, rub one off, it'll help you sleep
el camarero says:
i'm sure he can take matters into his own hands
S says:
bread
S says:
I should get some bread. Even though I've only had one glass of wine
Jedimastafez says:
how do I stroke cock?
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
like you always do

RIP Rod Donald has been added to the conversation.

Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
fez wants to know how to stroke cock
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
get the dog to lick it
RIP Rod Donald says:
hahahaha
el camarero says:
just getting .gif HOWTO


On Germans, parties, and drinking.
QUOTE
el camarero says:
thursday night,  we'll be fucking drunk
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
YES!
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
hey theres a party thurs night
el camarero says:
that's too organised
Jedimastafez says:
it onlt lets me do it for one
S says:
fucking A, my exam is on thurs
RIP Rod Donald says:
When is the party ?
RIP Rod Donald says:
Or rather, where?
el camarero says:
so that's four (sdr, myself, hannoir,shelley my co-worker). possibly ams
el camarero says:
smile, cockwit
Jedimastafez says:
what
Jedimastafez says:
party on thurs/
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
um its downtown, ill let ya know details, fez might be in too
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
yeah i told ya
el camarero says:
lol hardkore concentration on fez's face
RIP Rod Donald says:
is it in a bar ?
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
no an apartment
el camarero says:
AAARGH TIM CURRY!!!
Jedimastafez says:
lol me and hannah are cyber in with the webcams
RIP Rod Donald says:
Oh ok, the party would be cool
S says:
record it
el camarero says:
jesus he's drinking more
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
well i will see
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
i need to check whether i can bring randomers, theyre germans though so they probably wont car
RIP Rod Donald says:
i can speak german
Jedimastafez says:
LO its water
el camarero says:
ich kann ein bitschen sprechen auch
Jedimastafez says:
wait waht party
el camarero says:
lol delayed reactions...
S says:
how big is the apartment?
RIP Rod Donald says:
ja, mein deutsche bin guten
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
the one i told you about
Jedimastafez says:
oh BBQ
Jedimastafez says:
OMGWTFBBQ
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
no not BBQ
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
party at the POSH apartment
Jedimastafez says:
oh yea
Jedimastafez says:
spice girls
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
yeah
RIP Rod Donald says:
so is the apartment in the CBD?
RIP Rod Donald says:
my German skills are passable enough to fake to them that I can speak it
el camarero says:
no, it's in papatoetoe
Jedimastafez says:
ITS TIM BUCK TWO
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
yeah downtown
RIP Rod Donald says:
haha
RIP Rod Donald says:
You pack of fascists, you
RIP Rod Donald says:
ah
el camarero says:
quiet you cryptofascist
RIP Rod Donald says:
haha
RIP Rod Donald says:
Are you calling me a cryptofascist?
el camarero says:
yes
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
whats one of them
RIP Rod Donald says:
Watch out mate, or i'll piss in the occidentals door in a few minutes
Jedimastafez says:
SDR
Jedimastafez says:
I hacnt met u
Jedimastafez says:
are u hot?
el camarero says:
careful, i'll come piss in your eye
el camarero says:
he is
S says:
I was the hot guy at shadows tonight, yeah


Damian should join the forum because Fez is frunk, or dfrunk, or whatever...
QUOTE
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
damian, meet forum goons
Jedimastafez says:
whoooze famian
Jedimastafez says:
HI
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
damian is my friend
Jedimastafez says:
IM DRUNK
RIP Rod Donald says:
He knows the mystery of the nightboat
Damian says:
hello goons
RIP Rod Donald says:
I'm drunk too
S says:
Hello Damian
Jedimastafez says:
U SHOULD JOIN MY DORUM
RIP Rod Donald says:
we've all been hitting the drink, Damian
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
im not drunk
Jedimastafez says:
CAUSE IM DRUNK


On leap years..
QUOTE
el camarero says:
when's your 18th?
RIP Rod Donald says:
What a hater anyway, I look like an 18 year old
el camarero says:
yo mama
RIP Rod Donald says:
Feb
el camarero says:
outta the womb
Jedimastafez says:
H NO!
Jedimastafez says:
MY GF HAS VANISHED
RIP Rod Donald says:
29/2/88
el camarero says:
she's ok, she's here
el camarero says:
jesus you're young
RIP Rod Donald says:
yeah well
Jedimastafez says:
88?!
S says:
OH FUCK YOU HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME
Jedimastafez says:
MOTHER FCKING 88?
RIP Rod Donald says:
you're shitting me, SDR?
Jedimastafez says:
Im like 5 years OLDER
S says:
29/2/84
S says:
Fuck this is exciting
Jedimastafez says:
IM OLD
RIP Rod Donald says:
Holy shit a leapyear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
el camarero says:
yup
S says:
A leap day!
RIP Rod Donald says:
This is fucking rare man
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
im old too
S says:
We hardly get to meet each other
el camarero says:
no
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
damian is older
RIP Rod Donald says:
One of my mates was born on the exact same day as me, that's pretty col
RIP Rod Donald says:
cool*
RIP Rod Donald says:
yeah
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
shads tomorrow night
RIP Rod Donald says:
It's pretty rare to meet fellow leapyear people eh?
el camarero says:
thurs dammit
Jedimastafez says:
do leap year people pu tout?
S says:
1/1500 man
RIP Rod Donald says:
haha
RIP Rod Donald says:
What a vile question, Fez


Clever Fez...
QUOTE
Jedimastafez says:
hes HUGE
Hugh says:
who is everyone?
RIP Rod Donald says:
(i'm just playing)
RIP Rod Donald says:
hugh is huge
Jedimastafez says:
FU KYEA
Jedimastafez says:
I WIN


then....
QUOTE
Jedimastafez says:
I FUCKING WIN AT THE INTERNET


He got a bit pissy then...
QUOTE
Jedimastafez says:
should I like take a camshot
Jedimastafez says:
and post it in my drunk thread
S says:
Jedimastafez says:
should I like take a cumshot
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
if u want
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
hahaha
el camarero says:
*that genmay thread has 13,026 replies
Jedimastafez says:
whatever
Jedimastafez says:
I didnt say cumshit
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
cum
el camarero says:
no, you said cumshOT
S says:
Jedimastafez says:
I said cumshit


Hugh has left the conversation.

Jedimastafez says:
I HATE u

Jedimastafez has left the conversation.


Boobs and Blowjobs
QUOTE
el camarero says:
so, fez, when you promoting me to enforcer again?
Jedimastafez says:
UK = COOL
Jedimastafez says:
WHEN U GIVE ME A BJ
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
yeah damian meet my boyf
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
UK is cool
el camarero says:
but only down under?
Damian says:
UK is the best - if only because its where i am
el camarero says:
fez - do i have to swallow?
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
yeah
Jedimastafez says:
YES
Jedimastafez says:
GIRLS FORM UK HAVE BIG BOOVS


Tempy:
QUOTE
el camarero says:
so, anyway. my g/f was all "OMG titanic is so sad! all those ppl died!" and i replied with "i bet more ppl die every week in iraq"


Hockey hungover anyone?
QUOTE
Jedimastafez says:
Ilove temy
Jedimastafez says:
all over
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
booo
el camarero says:
fez, should we bukakke hann on thurs?
Jedimastafez says:
I love hannah all ove rmore
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
hahaha
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
whats bukkake?
Jedimastafez says:
bukkkake mmm japanese
Jedimastafez says:
um so I have email
Jedimastafez says:
who wants to bet who it sfrom
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
ex?
el camarero says:
bukkake udon is a type of japanese noodle dish
Jedimastafez says:
place yo bets now
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
hambeast?
el camarero says:
NZ justice system>
Jedimastafez says:
lol
Jedimastafez says:
5
Jedimastafez says:
4
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
who fezzy?
Jedimastafez says:
3
Jedimastafez says:
2
Jedimastafez says:
1
el camarero says:
Locke foundation
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
...
Jedimastafez says:
my hockey club
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
lol
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
saying what
el camarero says:
so really, it's gaymanSECHSOMGWTFBBQ
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
hahaha
Jedimastafez says:
saying I have hockey 12-1.30 tomorrow



hahaha..
QUOTE
el camarero says:
fez likes anyone with a cock
Jedimastafez says:
is why I dont like Tempy
Jedimastafez says:
OH SNAP


Chairs and mistresses:
QUOTE
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
damian tell them what you do with your life
Damian says:
fuck all
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
yay
Jedimastafez says:
CHIAR CLUB
el camarero says:
does he cleanse flanges?
Jedimastafez says:
Im on a chair
Jedimastafez says:
its awesome
Jedimastafez says:
its all leathery
Jedimastafez says:
and makes my butt feel good
Damian says:
photos!
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
yes we need photos of chairs
Jedimastafez says:
um I can webcam it
el camarero says:
i'm in bed with someone's missus, dunno whos. not mine
el camarero says:
hang on... wait, never mind, it;s not ams
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
lol
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
ur in bed with me
Jedimastafez says:
ll hav to wait till morn for dig cam photos
el camarero says:
well that explains the smell then


Pwned:
QUOTE
S says:
Jedimastafez says:
I want tempy's ass


Food!
QUOTE
Jedimastafez says:
fuck Im almost ouf of bread
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
ive got bread
Jedimastafez says:
and still pretty drunk
(He later gets Vogel, which is an STD.)

confusion!
QUOTE
chaos and order reign supreme has been added to the conversation.

Jedimastafez says:
guys this is Simon
el camarero says:
sup internets
Jedimastafez says:
Hes got an exam tomorrow too
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
my stalker?
el camarero says:
WHERE'S THE FUCKING DILDO SIMON?!?!?!
Jedimastafez says:
no diferent simon
el camarero says:
lol still good
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
el bronto?
Jedimastafez says:
no not el bronto
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
stalker?
Jedimastafez says:
yes
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
hey stalker
el camarero says:
sdr?
S says:
yes
el camarero says:
so chaos.... AND S are both sdr?
S says:
oh, no
el camarero says:
never mind, i'm fucking about. it's what i do at 1 am
S says:
oh noes
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
sam have u finished exams
Jedimastafez says:
chaos = my mate si from IS who I had an Exam wtih today


He's a genius!

QUOTE
Jedimastafez says:
I OWN THE NINTERENT
samf says:
this is the 2nd night i've been in a MSN convo that puts IRC to shame
Jedimastafez says:
lol NIGGERTENET
Jedimastafez says:
it got stolen
Jedimastafez says:
somebody quote that quick
Jedimastafez says:
Im a comedic genius


Who is Sikmon?
QUOTE
Jedimastafez says:
Sikmon bro u should just join my forum
chaos and order reign supreme says:
i reckon
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
yeah you should bro
Jedimastafez says:
its where all the cool kids at
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
yup
chaos and order reign supreme says:
sikmon?
chaos and order reign supreme says:
im guessin thats me
Jedimastafez says:
sorry Simon
RIP Rod Donald says:
Sikmon
chaos and order reign supreme says:
woohoo yay for alki wearin off
RIP Rod Donald says:
Make Sikmon his name online
chaos and order reign supreme says:
slowly
chaos and order reign supreme says:
so wtf is this forum


Tempy and I try to manipulate the drunkard..
QUOTE
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
hey fez what do you say, for two blow jobs tempy goes green i go blue
el camarero says:
9% of GTA2 downloaded
Jedimastafez says:
no
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
bbooo
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
3 blow jobs??
Jedimastafez says:
ok
el camarero says:
he doesn't trust me. he knows i'd change chiang's avatar to goatse within 20 mins
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
lol
Potter - aaahhhh!! says:
id be a good girl though
el camarero says:
no such thing
Jedimastafez says:
lol


And then I went. What a chat it was.

templar34 - November 8, 2005 11:10 PM (GMT)
Right, this is pure class.

VALUT

maniacnymph - November 9, 2005 03:00 AM (GMT)
HAHAHA oh gawd Hannoir thanks for making my arvo, long drunken msn rants are AWESOMENESS! lolz at boovs and niggertinet... again, we need to start a goons dictionary thread- fez, kindly translate, and start it :)

Maliekieth - November 9, 2005 07:30 AM (GMT)
Class Fez, pure class.

Did you leave evidence of your drunkeness on the road though, I sure as hell did this evening :S

samf - November 12, 2005 12:36 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (templar34 @ Nov 9 2005, 12:10 PM)
Right, this is pure class.

VAULT

?


?

Posted on Wednesday at midday, so you have no excuse!

templar34 - November 12, 2005 12:45 AM (GMT)
It was on purpose. It's an internet joke from Gen[M]ay that only Fez has a chance to get.

samf - November 12, 2005 12:48 AM (GMT)

:( Should have known. nm




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