Introduce yourself to us.

I believe it growled away for a bit in the FAQ thread.

It probably gets sluggish without sustenance. I am not volunteering.

*throws the Rancor a Mormon*

BBBBLLLLAAAAARRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH

I wish I could see IP addresses of posters.

GRRAAAAHGHHG. Mmm Mormons. GRRGHAHGAHGAH.

All must ph33r,
For the Rancor is here!

Three cheers for the Ranc...

*MUNCH*

It's been just over an hour. I'd say your camouflaged mates are being digested by the Rancor by now.

GRRAAAAHGHHG. Mmm Soldiers. GRRGHAHGAHGAH.

No way!

*Dissolves cyanide suicide tablets in the stomach acid.*

"Chew on these!"

*Mutates into a Rancor with cyanide breath*

Hssssss!

Err, no.

The effects of cyanide on humans

fool.

It's known to be effective on all land animals. It's some powerful shit, otherwise it won't be stockpiled in large quantities during the Cold War. Besides, Hitler and the other Nazis, along with many spies took it as their poison of choice because it's very fast acting.

All land animals including alien ones which may or may not even be carbon based? Well done.

I think we're getting into the reals of fantasy there. Besides, Mr. Rancor here should make meaningful dialogue instead of pretending to be Godzilla.

GRRRGAHHGAHGAHG *cyanide burp* GRHGHAAAHHH. *bites Hitler*

That's it, I've had enough of the Lair. This place is a disappointment.

It'd be quite funny if you found yourself trapped here then.




Grow some imagination, kid.

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. I've seen forums that feature one or two crazy guys that act like they're superhuman or some sort of incredibly powerful alien monster. It's pure boredom if you ask me.

fun n.

1. A source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.
2. Enjoyment; amusement: have fun at the beach.
3. Playful, often noisy, activity.


intr.v. Informal funned, fun·ning, funs

To behave playfully; joke.


adj. Informal

Enjoyable; amusing: “You're a real fun guy” (Margaret Truman).


Idiom:
for/in fun

As a joke; playfully.

Everytime you bring science into a purely fantasy theme god kills a catgirl.

please, think of the catgirls.

It may be fun to you but I just find it boring.

What are they?

Yes but none of us are particularly interested in fanatic militarism and finely pressed uniforms either.

See Maniacnymphs avatar.

That's fine by me.

Aye!

I think we can conclude one of two things. Either:

1) Chiang will never get locked up in the Lair, or

2) When he does, it's going to be fucking hilarious.

Calls for a poll to lock Chiang in the lair.

Too slow dawg.

Shouldn't there be a judiciary process to determine whether I've done anything wrong to deserve some time in the big house, or is this going to be a Stalinist show trial?

Welcome to dictatorship dawg.

By choosing to be a part of this community you agree to be ruled with an iron fist and there isn't jack you can do about it.

G'day, Saddam! How's it hanging?

Saddam's in jail fool.


And it's not hanging so much as nailing your mum.

Well adolf, say what you may, but i actually lol'd to that one

It's just pure random weirdness in online forums that I've encountered before and don't respond to.

You also don't respond to posts where you are well and tryuly shut down. This hardly makes it a valid response.

i love the rancor, he is my favourite and i love his leathery skin, my and the rancor used to play arcades together but his claws got in the way and i was always Ryu and i won, then he got too big for the arcades and instead we used to eat cows together.

Can we feed the Rancor christians too? Please pretty please, Brian Tamaki first, followed by the heads of all those new-age evangelical churches, ya know, the ones with the bands, and moshing teenagers and kiddy-fiddling preachers.

You could try, but I think christians might give it indegestion.

Hmmmm, true.






Dammit. Dont want to give the Rancor indigestion.