Title: Proof That The Intarweb Lies!
Description: Or, how to analyse your name...
templar34 - October 10, 2005 09:11 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Robert) |
| You have a charitable and humanitarian nature wishing to champion the underprivileged and work towards social reform. Your intelligence and practicality assures that you achieve your objectives. Having good taste you enjoy the material comforts of life and appreciate beauty in all forms. A magnetic individual you are affectionate, loyal and supportive to loved ones. People admire you for your honesty, fairness and generosity. |
:hilarious:
But seriously, I'm nothing like that. Honest.
Hannoir - October 10, 2005 09:16 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| You are both a visionary and a realist able to bring your dreams into a tangible form. Pioneering and ambitious you accept new challenges and the responsibilities which go with them willingly. Your sound judgement, resourcefulness and positive nature means that your progress in life is assured. Certainly your kindness and generosity to others and your inspirational manner attract success as well as many admirers. |
Would all my admirers please form an orderly line? Thanks.
Senor - October 10, 2005 09:18 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Solid, dependable and hardworking you have a fairly conservative approach to life and know that organisation gets results. With enormous courage and discipline you overcome difficult situations by tackling them head on. You have great maturity, able to balance your mind and emotions to reach sound decisions. Your talents and determination are likely to lead to a great deal of worldly success. |
Maturity? fuck you!
samf - October 10, 2005 09:30 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| You are a deep thinker and student of life using your intuition and natural detective ability to seek truth and hidden knowledge. Peaceloving and compassionate you are nonetheless strong-willed and courageous in confronting challenges. Although your approach to life tends to be on a mental level it is important for you to see your ideas and concepts take form in the material world. Your talents and leadership skills give you great potential for a distinguished career. |
Just what I was thinking. Spooky.
Synopsis - October 10, 2005 09:36 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| You are fairminded, wise and peaceloving |
Must be why I play all of those violent games.
| QUOTE |
| and are always willing to help others. |
Well at least that's true.
| QUOTE |
| Your mental capabilities and creativity are well marked with wonderful and original ideas which you need to bring to tangible fruition. |
I just need the motivation.
| QUOTE |
| Perceptive and understanding of others your positive approach to life and influential nature means that you have leadership qualities. There is great potential for success both financially and spiritually. |
Possibly, I don't really see myself as a leader though.
Steveo - October 10, 2005 10:12 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Stephen) |
| Creative, versatile and imaginative you appreciate beauty in all forms. You have great inner strength and courage and have the ability to accept large responsibilities or challenging situations with patience and humility. Others admire these qualities and follow your lead. You are honest, discerning and self-disciplined and need to have a peaceful environment. Putting others before self your talents are used to make life better for everyone. |
Hits the nail on the head really
hotshotec - October 10, 2005 10:17 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Versatile, intelligent and artistically talented. You love to enjoy yourself and tend to experience a happy domestic life and material success. You have a methodical and thorough mind and are able to organise large projects easily. Charming and likeable and with more than your share of sex appeal you tend to find yourself in the spotlight and much admired by others. Life is more fun with you around |
Yeliah - October 10, 2005 10:46 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Energetic and courageous you stand up for your beliefs and for what you desire. You are independent, strong willed and fiercely competitive when needed although your ambition is tempered with patience. You maintain a positive attitude and with a more organised or practical approach to life material success is very likely. Your immensely loving and generous nature brings joy into peoples lives and ensures your happiness. |
Happiness? Blayrgh.
SheDevil - October 10, 2005 10:59 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
Samantha Listener : Aramaic
Extremely intelligent in thought and deed you are gifted at communication and finding practical applications for your ideas. You are strong willed and ambitious and need to have passion, freedom and adventure in your life. Always willing to help others your warm, honest and loyal nature ensures that you are loved by all. It is likely that you will achieve a great deal of success and recognition in life.
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I dont know about the extremely intelligent bit, i am strong willed and ambitious and definatley need passion etc in my life, and i'm definatley loyal, warm and honest. And i bloody well hope i'll achieve a great deal of success and recognition in my life.
Oh and seeing as i am sometimes also called sam........
| QUOTE |
| You are honest and fair-minded with a perceptive analytical mind and a keen sense of justice. A lover of art, music and beauty you have refined taste. Although you are prepared to fight for your beliefs you are a peacemaker, hating discord of any kind. You are home and family oriented and when entertaining are a charming and gracious host. With your warm and generous nature you attract many friends bringing joy into their lives. |
Sardonic - October 10, 2005 11:01 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
Sardonic
You are highly perceptive and intuitive with a wonderful imagination and the ability to manifest your dreams in reality. You are able to create joy, security and harmony for yourself and in the lives of others by the support and dedication which you give. Often the centre of influence people admire your fine qualities and follow your example. Much happiness is gained through your willingness to serve good causes. |
*cough bullshit*
Adolf Chiang - October 11, 2005 09:50 AM (GMT)
Using my real first name:
| QUOTE |
| Balanced and fairminded you possess the ability to use sound reason and judgement when determined and decisive action is required. Persuasive and logical you tend to be an influential figure in your circle of friends and associates. You are extremely adaptable and this is necessary as you seem to be continually being presented with decisions of a life altering nature. |
Adolf:
| QUOTE |
Noble wolf : Teutonic
Balanced and fairminded you possess the ability to use sound reason and judgement when determined and decisive action is required. Persuasive and logical you tend to be an influential figure in your circle of friends and associates. You are extremely adaptable and this is necessary as you seem to be continually being presented with decisions of a life altering nature. |
The results generated are completely random, which explains why in two separate occasions, different names entered gave the same result.
However, I'm rather surprised that there's some truth to those words.
templar34 - October 11, 2005 10:15 AM (GMT)
No truth, just the same philosophy behind horoscopes: they're too vague, and appeal to almost everyone.
Mr Lanky Bobs - October 11, 2005 11:22 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Very much the individual you have enormous energy and vision and must find a suitable use for your talents. You have great potential for success in business if you can guard against indecision and worry. Your generous nature means that you are never short of friends and with cooperation your relationships can be very rewarding. Perseverance and firm decision making will ensure you achieve your objectives. |
what more do i have to say...i'm off to find a suitable use for my talents...actually fuck it i'm too tired and all out of ideas...
Happy Ahmed - October 11, 2005 07:19 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
Cass
You're a complete cunt |
This thing is good.
Scuzza - October 11, 2005 10:20 PM (GMT)
Sacrilige!
| QUOTE |
Flying spaghetti monster
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| QUOTE |
God
You are a deep thinker and student of life using your intuition and natural detective ability to seek truth and hidden knowledge. Peaceloving and compassionate you are nonetheless strong-willed and courageous in confronting challenges. Although your approach to life tends to be on a mental level it is important for you to see your ideas and concepts take form in the material world. Your talents and leadership skills give you great potential for a distinguished career. |
His noodly appendage will reign terror upon us all!!!!!
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