Yes I did. There's got to be some incriminating problems of the Arts faculty. Perhaps I should attend some of your lectures, pretend to be an Arts student and find out. I would be perfect for infiltration because:

- Your faculty is large and diverse when it comes to students.
- I can just dress in casuals and pretend to be another slack arse
- I'm very good at imitating voices or acting like I'm from another social stereotype
- My face is free of any easily remembered or distinctive features
- Adolf Chiang isn't my real name, but there are plenty of options from the English language
- I can pretend to be a weed smoker and talk about sex
- Since I know my enemies, I can come up with twice as many arguments for leftism should I be questioned
- Ahh fuck it! None of you would suspect me

You're most welcome. We need a regular supply of conservatives, because James Belich's lampshades keep on getting all raggedy and discoloured, if you know what I mean. :P

No one will skin me for hide, it would be a crime against nature. I see that Mr. Belich has been inspired from studying Maori wartime behavior, does he collect shrunken heads of failed students too?

I bumped into Paul Buchanan a few days ago. He looks even frecklier than he does on TV. Hehe.

Um... I'm lost... well said... maybe. Anyway, do feel free to infiltrate. You might even learn something, and vice versa.

I rather learn something that's infinitely proven, concrete and useful rather than histories and ideologies that are open to various points of interpretation. With humanities, I can always learn them from books.

You can't get the full gist of the humanities from books at all. And interpretation is the whole point.

About what you prefer to the humanities - I presumed you meant engineering. You said you prefer to learn something:

- Useful? Yes, definitely. Nothing useless about engineering knowledge.

- Proven? Yes, until someone comes up with a better theorem or plan.

- Concrete? Well - I could go on a whole postmodern bent about the fallacy of 'concrete' or eternal ideas, but someone who thinks all that's good about the humanities is in books might have some trouble keeping up... :P I'll save it for another thread.

Ah well. Invitation stands. (I love pretending I represent all Arts students!)

I'd love to represent all the Engineering students, but I'm not quite intuned to their culture of BBQ and boozing. Even if I do get such a position, my left arm will still be clothed but naked (I don't think I'll be issued with an armband).

Dammit! You should have used this pic for the article instead:


(Hitler's attempt at fashion modelling!)


I know it ain't Halloween but I just had to necro-post.

You really do love Adolf Hitler, devourer of Jews, don't you.

There's a difference between being interested in WWII and sympathizing with the Nazis. If I'm a neo-Nazi, would I post that above picture of Hitler and say he looks "gay"? I take humorous pleasure in mocking Hitler, although I did not understand why he was accused of being "metrosexual" initially.

Because it would piss people off who idolise hitler. And because it is intrinsically funny. :chiang:

Nobody here would be bloody stupid enough to idolize that SOB.

I am just about to create a thread in the Lair so you can post images and idolize all you want there.

OWNED.

www.hitler.org is hilarious to read, especially when the speeches of Hitler's go into block capitals when he talks about Jewish Capitalism (that he wholehartedly embraced under a new name, of course) and you're thinking "Is he actually screaming this line, or is this simply a typographical error?"

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK

Hauser, please don't post pictures of your genitals!

^^*HURL* :eww:

Oliver, that's a not so friendly reminder to save and rehost images... looks like the original owner just pwn3d you.

Jesus God in heaven, my eyes...

Hahahaha, did it have a huge image of a penis ??? That's total ownage, I'll have to rehost the fucking thing I guess later on tonight.

Let that be a warning against promiscuity; STDs are the rewards.

you know maybe John Lennon was a metrosexual, cause he had pretty long hair.

this isn't John Lennon, its a lookalike, but thats what John would have looked like if he'd had even longer hair

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