it's the << ^^ >> game
basically ^^ you say something about the person above
<< say something about yourself\
VV say something about the person posting below

ok me first...

^^ there be no one above, but no one is a cool guy
<< has written more in 20 mins than in 2 days
VV wants to write my other assignment

^ Will do her own damned assignments
< Can't get the Starcraft music out of his head. Listening to it probably doesn't help.
V Isn't as cool as me.

^^ Is an official bum! Woohoo!
< Is f'in tired, and needs to study more
V Is the cools

^ Is not so bad himself
< Is riding a wave of tragic turmoil
V smells like minge

^^ hasn't washed his beaver recently
<< hasn't washed
VV touches themselves at night

^^ is a dirty frenchman
<< just ate chocolate
VV touches others at night

^ shouldn't be sneaking in my bedroom then
< wants beer
V is a right fruitcake

^ has issues. Many many issues.
< Also has issues, hence the fruityness.
V Is quick and dirty.

^ is correct...
< is drinking a massive mug of coffee.
V deserves what's coming to them.

^was probably sitting in craccum when I was there
<has a month of 14 hour days coming up
v wants to drink a glass of cold semen

^ cracks me the fuck up
< is consuming a worthers original
V is lower than me in the food chain

^ is the captain of the scurvy sea sloth
< is considering cooking dinner
V needs to get below and scrub the decks

^ isn't getting anything personal scrubbed for him
< was indeed sitting in Craccum, reading stuff and generally looking homeless
V is desperate to get in on the fun

^ Wishes he could be all that
< Doesnt really care anymore
V Smells funny

^^ is owed stuff
<< is about to eat dinner
VV loves me

^ well you are kinda sweet
< is putting the rubbish out
V the incarnation of silliness

^is not quite as cool as the person above i was originally posting to
< has given up on guys and is happpy
W tastes like soot and poos

^ scares me for knowing that
< is almost ready to eat lasagne
V craves mince and cheese pies

^ so fucking true!
< is starting to catch a sniffle
V has an embarassing rash

*soot and poos! i luv hubert cumberdale!*

^ Loves the cock
< Is doing the happy dance
v Yeliah wants to hump you

^^ i really enjoyed last night, shnookums.
<< has too much chocolate
W is a bigger internerd than me

edits: fuck, that was meant to be for senor. ah well.

^ is slow to respond
< watching Top Gear
V doesn't love the cock

^ is too right
< should go eat but it involves putting on clothes
V smells like mothballs

^ has a secret crush on jeremy clarkson
< wants a DB9
V is a taxi driver for the Intergalactic Taxi Company

^^ Is a valued customer, despite the girls they take home leaving trails on the seats.
<< Hates doing dishes, so haven't done them
VV Is a member of the Mile High Club. Solo Division.

/edit: fuck! had brilliant one for Senor's mothballs comment.

^^ Is a member of the mile high solo division spectators club
<< Can hear his dog licking herself
VV Wants to know how do I shot web

^^ is enjoying listening to the dog
<< needs to develop a sense of urgency
VV knows nothing about china!

^^ is British
<< Is sick of accounting
VV Is exciting?

^^ Will not be excited by me, as I'm not gay on the weekends.
<< Is going to shower soon...
VV Has the personal hygiene standards of a chimp with herpes

^^is technically british
<< is smiling right now
VV should give me cake.

^^

<< Would give cake if he had any
VV Is a sad little person

^^ is a love doctor
<< is an msn whore
VV works stupid shifts

^^ can't wait to tar someone else with her horrible British curse.
<< Eating cornc chips and sour cream for dinner.
VV is slower than me.

^^ is a arse bandit
<< is out to get people with her british curse
VV enjoys tripping the light fantastic

^^ tripped over a light fanatic the other night
<< never got round to knowing what a light fantastic exactly is
W needs to wax, pronto.

^^ Is hurtfully accurate in her statements
<< really does need to wax. Proof here
vv enjoys vector calculus

^ has forrest legs
<enjoys vector calculus
V will come into unexpected money.

^ will give me unexpected money
< Just saw AvP, it was okay.
V Doesn't know what to say.

^^.... fuck
<< r0x0rs j00r 50x0rs
vv slurps rancid tuna salad out of their own butt

^ Can r0x0r my 50x0rs any day, rawr ^.^;
< Is feeling quixotic.
V doesn't know what that means.