Title: So Who Won?
Fez - October 2, 2005 12:08 AM (GMT)
The ASPA awards, I was going to go but I was at uni all day and didnt have a suit with me
Happy Ahmed - October 2, 2005 12:15 AM (GMT)
Um. Craccum got best cover. Alec got a couple of things. Column and feature I think.
But we were pretty much dicked by faggot sensationalists. Er. Or something.
WE WERE ROBBED MAN.
Fez - October 2, 2005 12:21 AM (GMT)
Did Simon get biggest faggot?
Happy Ahmed - October 2, 2005 12:23 AM (GMT)
That's pretty much a given.
Aaron_von_Cock - October 2, 2005 05:31 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Fez @ Oct 2 2005, 12:21 PM) |
| Did Simon get biggest faggot? |
Fuck you. I looked hot.
Happy Ahmed - October 2, 2005 05:42 AM (GMT)
Steveo - October 2, 2005 05:50 AM (GMT)
Happy Ahmed - October 2, 2005 06:01 AM (GMT)
Look at this sleazy bugger

This photo is awesome because I know where my hand was

Who is this suave devil?

Ryan and Mary Lambie. You can feel the sexual tension.
Fez - October 2, 2005 07:11 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Happy Ahmed @ Oct 2 2005, 06:01 PM) |
This photo is awesome because I know where my hand was
 |
HAHAHAHA
A very apt caption for the facial expression given
Happy Ahmed - October 2, 2005 07:15 AM (GMT)
Sam's going to fucking hit me though
Steveo - October 2, 2005 07:19 AM (GMT)
Fez - October 2, 2005 09:23 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Steveo @ Oct 2 2005, 07:19 PM) |
| Photoshop friday anyone? |
been trying to all night buddy but my photshop is fuct for some reason
will try later
Hannoir - October 2, 2005 09:33 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Fez @ Oct 2 2005, 10:23 PM) |
| QUOTE (Steveo @ Oct 2 2005, 07:19 PM) | | Photoshop friday anyone? |
been trying to all night buddy but my photshop is fuct for some reason
will try later
|
but its not friday at the moment.
templar34 - October 2, 2005 09:40 AM (GMT)
It will be by the time Photoshop works for him.
SheDevil - October 2, 2005 09:37 PM (GMT)
If any of you want to live to see tommorrow you will not be photoshopping that photo.
And Cass, i'll let you off the hook this time, it is quite funny and i was quite drunk so............but i'm still going to smack you. :smakya:
Happy Ahmed - October 2, 2005 09:51 PM (GMT)
You gave my naked photo to Alec & Stian you shit.
SheDevil - October 2, 2005 09:52 PM (GMT)
Guilty. You wrote a fucking article outing yourself, what difference is a photo going to make, and you weren't naked, if you were than it's your own sick-twisted fault.
Happy Ahmed - October 2, 2005 10:06 PM (GMT)
Ehehe. I was just assuming. I haven't seen it yet. Hooray for stalkers++
Mr Lanky Bobs - October 3, 2005 12:18 AM (GMT)
i must say it is a lovely picture to complement such a positive article...
SheDevil - October 3, 2005 03:09 AM (GMT)
Yeah, you said you sucked at being single so this way your photo and identity is out there for all the ladies to see, so if there is anyone out there that is into sado-masochism and butt sex your in with a grin!
Maus - October 3, 2005 03:22 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SheDevil @ Oct 3 2005, 04:09 PM) |
| if there is anyone out there that is into sado-masochism and butt sex your in with a grin! |
:hambeast: Where is she when you need her eh?
SheDevil - October 3, 2005 03:27 AM (GMT)
Yeah, Ahmed did say he wanted to hate-fuck her.
Steveo - October 3, 2005 03:32 AM (GMT)
Yeah Ahmed, Dont let us all down now. You licked the photos now for the next step......
Fez - October 3, 2005 03:41 AM (GMT)
SheDevil - October 3, 2005 03:47 AM (GMT)
:hilarious:
Ha! Brilliant!
El Matador - October 3, 2005 03:59 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (SheDevil @ Oct 3 2005, 03:09 PM) |
| so if there is anyone out there that is into sado-masochism and throat-wound-sex your in with a grin! |
Fixed.
templar34 - October 3, 2005 05:33 AM (GMT)
SheDevil, you're still not safe :P I may fiddle with that pic a bit, and I can get away with it because you love me so much.
SheDevil - October 3, 2005 05:55 AM (GMT)
I love you enough to hurt you a lot.........and i mean a lot. No fiddling with anything that remotely involves me.
templar34 - October 3, 2005 06:01 AM (GMT)
:P you're only making it worse for yourself.
SheDevil - October 3, 2005 06:08 AM (GMT)
Correction, you're only making this worse for yourself. Smart arse. No photoshopping of me pleeeeeaaaaaase. I'm paranoid about how i look as it is without you doing something hideous to me!
It really is a dreadful photo, all i know is that i was sitting in Craccum, drunk with Ahmed beside me and then he pulled out................his camera! HA, get your mind out of the gutter.
Aaron_von_Cock - October 3, 2005 08:01 AM (GMT)
Fez, you ARE going to get raped. I know where you live
Fez - October 3, 2005 08:59 AM (GMT)
^^ Oh SNap!
Um it wasnt me it was the photoshop, and if it makes you feel better, Cass will have his own imagemacro done soon too, I aint touching Sams cause I cant think of anything funny thats worth getting a beating
templar34 - October 5, 2005 12:00 AM (GMT)

I make
NO apologies.
SheDevil - October 5, 2005 04:48 AM (GMT)
I did say no photoshopping, but ah well, i'll forgive you..........but just this once!
Tehe :D Orgasmic, eh. God i love ciggarettes.
samf - October 5, 2005 05:10 AM (GMT)
Really feeling pissed off now. I heard there was a place reserved for me and everything but I wasn't told in time... Oh well, I'll hone my writing skills and go along next year.
Happy Ahmed - October 5, 2005 05:12 AM (GMT)
Yeah I think I stole your nametag.
I got Bomber's one and wore that all night. Fuck i'm cool. Criminals beware.
SheDevil - October 5, 2005 09:24 AM (GMT)
Ryan left wearing Mary Lambie's name tag, i think she gave it to him after he asked nicely.
He was soooo trying to get into her pants, dirty bastard.
Happy Ahmed - October 5, 2005 09:26 AM (GMT)
I took a photo montage.
I saw her fellating a beer bottle suggestively whilst talking to young Ryan.
The poor man. So innocent. So chaste.
SheDevil - October 5, 2005 09:29 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Happy Ahmed @ Oct 5 2005, 09:26 PM) |
I saw her fellating a beer bottle suggestively whilst talking to young Ryan.
The poor man. So innocent. So chaste. |
:hilarious: Chaste..............innocent................ :hilarious:
He was probably holding the bottle in her mouth suggestively whispering in her ear that there is one other place he could stick it for her.
Happy Ahmed - October 5, 2005 09:32 AM (GMT)
Like that thing you did with my cock, Sam?
That was awesome. I'm going to teach that to someone.