Fuck off, I wasn't!

Don't know what the fuck I'd do with a pitch fork anyway, apart to clear the dead babies from my closet...

But they know kung fu and shit

Not even my jedi powers work on them

Its like they have been stripped of the force, I cant sense them through it.

Thats very true. And I agree. But a lot of these people don't understand and continue to badger you. We not me obviously because I give them a Paddington stare and they run away crying. But for a lot of people they just continue to get harassed

Anyone who promotes a religion that tells you 'believe what we believe or go to hell' is a fearmongerer and deserves all the demonising they get. Even Labour supporters don't go that far :P.

Shame the same cant be said about the ACT supporters :P

Hehe, there is a sign in the quad, hanging from the balconies that says

"Jesus swallows small boys semen"

Gross! That's gotta piss off quite a few of them. Oh, and i had nothing to do with it, before you get any funny ideas.

I actually think it's a bit mean.

That's fucking excellent. Photograph and submit to pxt of the week.

I heard you were at the initial conversation about this sign... cos you didnt have spray paint!

I had nothing to do with it, i plead the fifth amendmant. Alec has taken a photo, so no doubt it'll appear in Craccum.

pooh... its been taken down

JESUS STRIKES AGAIN!

Someone just doesn't have a sense of humour. Really, though, it wasn't that funny. Whoever did it could have written something less offensive and it would have stayed up, but what they wrote was pretty rude and offensive. Not even i condone such blatant stupidity and insults to the Christian faith.

I condone it.

Can you say for sure that Jesus never sucked off any little kids?.... er aside from the slight biological error in that children don't produce semen. But they might have stolen some and given it to him to swallow afterwards or just wanked a goat or something.

'Mary was a technical virgin' would have been better.

Or something like "Jesus is dead", "Jesus was a poo-pusher", i don't know something a little less offensive than "jesus swallows small boys semen", that really is just plain gross!

When was the last time you tasted little boys semen? It might be delicious.

You would know wouldn't you.

It wasnt me

And I forgot to bring chalk again today :(

it wasnt me...wish i had been involved though...christians annoy me...

mary was a fan of butt sex

that cant be correct or she wouldnt have had a little lamb :P

"If Jesus made man in his own image, then how does he explain Australians?"

Hilarious semi-related video: Bill Maher brings you Taint Misbehavin'.

There was this guy in the quad today and on the back of his tshirt was printed, "Jesus was a cunt" and on the front was a picture of a naked nun masterbating.

Yeah, that was Simon (I think his names Simon, I forget!) he hangs around Craccum and on Monday he said he was going to wear that t-shirt, I think it's a Motley Crue one.

Mary didn't count the times she wasn't on top or drunk.

Or G'd out of her mind, or on Rohyponol. You see, if she couldn't remember then she'd claim she was still a virgin, if she could remember then that would throw into doubt all the claims made by the bible and Christianity.

Many women across the ancient world claimed divine intervention to explain away children out of wedlock, as society was not very kind to solo mothers.

There are some historians who suggest there is historical evidence that shows Mary was in fact a prostitute, and wee Jesus' father most likely a horny Roman soldier.

Poor Old Joseph married her when she was alredy heavily knocked up, so she made up a very special story for her son to be.

Of course, we will never really know the truth, unless we invent a Baxter-esque wormhole camera (read Manifold Time, a novel by Stephen K. Baxter)

yeah, i saw it and choked on my hot chocolate.

This page compares Jesus with other god-man figures in the Middle East around the same time, and finds a hell of a lot in common. Really interesting.

This is boring, we all agree that Jesus is a load of bollocks. Where are the believers?

I'm a christian, so what the fuck I'll mix things up a bit here.

It's just that I'm not sure if I'm suppossed to feel like an opressor like I'm being opressed.

I'm a member of the Catholic Church, but I take a fairly liberal view on matters of faith and a very liberal one on matters of morals. I do have an abiding affection and interest in the Church, for all its many faults.

i need one of those for parachute 06...any idea where from?

Personally I'm not into the 'hating the Christians' thing - I'm just not a hating person. They are perfectly entitled to their views and their religion.

One thing that does irritate me though however, is how some more conservative Christian elements(especially in the States) seem to have this fortress mentality about them, as though Christians are being persecuted in their country, and that they are the ones that are systematically discriminated against. It simply isn't true, not if you look at the conservative ascendancy in American politics in recent times. And then they have the gall to cry 'secular media', or 'godless America' or whatnot.

Perhaps this awful website best sums up what I mean:
http://www.truthforyouth.com/standard/purpose.htm

David.