Title: Patton Quotes
Description: Kick arse!
Adolf Chiang - September 20, 2005 10:37 AM (GMT)
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/George_S._PattonRead, and bask in all the profanity and glory! (That's one reason why I don't study Mao's horse shit.)
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| An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse shit. The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about fucking! |
PWN3D!!!
the oob - September 20, 2005 10:00 PM (GMT)
I should really see the movie about him at some point.
Adolf Chiang - September 20, 2005 10:22 PM (GMT)
Patton is my favourite U.S. general of all time. He's a hero amongst rude men and used profanity with pride.
samf - September 21, 2005 06:25 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (the oob @ Sep 21 2005, 10:00 AM) |
| I should really see the movie about him at some point. |
President Nixon's favourite... he reportedly ordered the incursion into Cambodia after watching it several times and drinking a bottle of whisky.
the oob - September 21, 2005 06:47 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (samf @ Sep 21 2005, 06:25 PM) |
| QUOTE (the oob @ Sep 21 2005, 10:00 AM) | | I should really see the movie about him at some point. |
President Nixon's favourite... he reportedly ordered the incursion into Cambodia after watching it several times and drinking a bottle of whisky.
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Nixon is my favourite president for this reason and others.
Adolf Chiang - September 21, 2005 07:53 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (samf @ Sep 21 2005, 06:25 PM) |
| President Nixon's favourite... he reportedly ordered the incursion into Cambodia after watching it several times and drinking a bottle of whisky. |
Nixon would be the China's favorite U.S. president because he saved their arse from destruction. I personally prefer Clinton.
samf - September 21, 2005 09:15 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (the oob @ Sep 21 2005, 06:47 PM) |
Nixon is my favourite president for this reason and others. |
For being the perfect embodiment of slimy Machiavellanism in our time?
the oob - September 21, 2005 09:49 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (samf @ Sep 21 2005, 09:15 PM) |
| QUOTE (the oob @ Sep 21 2005, 06:47 PM) |
Nixon is my favourite president for this reason and others. |
For being the perfect embodiment of slimy Machiavellanism in our time?
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Pretty much yeah.
Adolf Chiang - September 21, 2005 09:58 AM (GMT)
Americans Nixon mainly for rigging his re-election but also for losing the Vietnam War.
If I do have a middle name, it should be Patton.
Patton's sidearms were a pair of limited edition ivory-handle revolvers. One of his subordinates mistook the ivory for pearl and he proclaimed "only some cheap pimp from some shitty whorehouse in New Orleans* would carry a pearl handled revolver."
* Just getting into the spirit of things.
Yeliah - September 21, 2005 10:20 AM (GMT)
Patton, eh.
Here's a Patton quote for you, Chiang:
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I'm gonna rape this day. I'm gonna rape this day.
I'm gonna rape this day. Rape this day.
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Adolf Chiang - September 21, 2005 10:25 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Yeliah @ Sep 21 2005, 10:20 PM) |
Patton, eh.
Here's a Patton quote for you, Chiang:
| QUOTE | I'm gonna rape this day. I'm gonna rape this day.
I'm gonna rape this day. Rape this day.
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WTF? What source cited that?
Steveo - September 21, 2005 10:25 AM (GMT)
[harsh whisper] Tony! I think she likes you![/harsh whisper]
Adolf Chiang - September 21, 2005 10:29 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Steveo @ Sep 21 2005, 10:25 PM) |
| [harsh whisper] Tony! I think she likes you![/harsh whisper] |
Remember the Tui beer ad slogan? Yeah right!
She's also older than me.
Aaron_von_Cock - September 21, 2005 11:36 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Yeliah @ Sep 21 2005, 10:20 PM) |
Patton, eh.
Here's a Patton quote for you, Chiang:
| QUOTE | I'm gonna rape this day. I'm gonna rape this day.
I'm gonna rape this day. Rape this day.
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bah, there's better
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It's cryin', bleedin', lying on the floor
So you lay down on it and you fuck it some more |
or
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The crowd roars
The gurgling and the groping
The rest you know
Ten lovers violating |
Maus - September 21, 2005 09:36 PM (GMT)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Adolf Chiang - September 21, 2005 10:22 PM (GMT)
If it's not funny, then I wouldn't have posted that. Patton must have commanded the most effective use of profanity in the history of the English language!
Happy Ahmed - September 21, 2005 10:55 PM (GMT)
I highly doubt that.
And those are quotes from
Mike Patton who happens to be fucking awesome.
Yeliah - September 22, 2005 08:48 PM (GMT)
Teehee. Uncultured swine.
Adolf Chiang - September 23, 2005 07:28 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Happy Ahmed @ Sep 22 2005, 10:55 AM) |
| And those are quotes from Mike Patton who happens to be fucking awesome. |
Bah!
Hauser - October 12, 2005 02:45 AM (GMT)
Cool, I thought the thread was going to involve the real Patton from Faith No More, and it did. Elite.