i ditched uni to go to the zoo. the ostriches had sex. the boy ostrich then flapped about with his dick hanging out. i almost spewed up my crunchynut cornflakes, which i ate last night.
then i played pool with some gorgeous guys i met in shads, and was too shy to ask one of them out.

i am now being an internerd, and never want to see an ostrich again.

edits: i dont *care* if you dont give a shit, or dont wanna post your day, but im incredibly nosey, so please do!

Hmm that's annoying when you look back on that sort of stuff and wish you'd been more daring, seems to happen every day for me :P.

I got woken up by someone ringing for me, went to uni, got an essay back that i'd worked my arse off on (First 'A' ever in an essay at uni), met up with a mate, bought the mates deal with him at the Jewel of India on Campus, had another class, organised some shit with a lecturer and then bussed home and have since done nothing bar be an internerd.

Sapporo is a delicious beer, though.

:lol: ostrich sex

woke up, open the curtains and smiled at the sun. shut the curtains, put slippers on and turned on my pc. touched my tender nuts which still hurt from dropping a beer bottle on them. and browsed the craccum forums...

Woke up, farted loudly (to the dismay of my girlfriend), got dressed, walked her to her car, had a Steak & Cheese pie for breakfast, showered, shaved my face in the shower, strolled leisurely up to my lecture, and am now in the CompSci labs procastinating and mastercating furiously. Am going shopping later with ma momma.

today i got up early went to the library and am jumping off the sky tower later


oooohhhh shit.

Got out of bed, went to work, buggered around on the computer, smoked some cigs.

later im likely to finish work, go home, cook dinner.

Still the good news is its friday so the monotony gets a two day break

fuck, people are freaking SLEEPING at unused comps in the commons, and ive had to wake two up trying to get a comp. that shits not cool. the chick next to mes sleeping not even logged in and there are people waiting and i want to poke her or something.


then again, i AM forumming.

today, i went to half a leture, and a screening. ive swapped 'relationship' bitchings with my buddy, and im going to go get a pir and coke, coz i wanna win something on that coke thing. i am teh emo. think il go to shads sometime.

Woke up due to alarm. Swore. Went back to sleep. Woke up again due to 'snooze' alarm. Swore profusely. Crawled to work. Made 5 Fairy Barbie Cakes, 200 marshmallow mushrooms, 20 coconut mice, 100 fairy cupcakes, 150 hotdogs, 100 fruit kebabs and about 50 loot bags of differing descriptions. Served a whole lot of faggot arseholes all day with a smile slapped on my face. Enforced female stereotypes in regards to the kitchen and cooking everywhere. Cass asked me to do his washing. I intend to return everything in 'pink-wash'. :goatse:

Got up at 7.30, went to work at 8. Got a new headunit for car from work. Came home at 5.45 ate pizza for dinner. Went on msn.

Got up @ 7 because I was nervous as I was meeting the ex this morning. Hadn't seen her in some time.

And then I got shitfaced later at shadows and managed to proposition another one of my exes. Lucky for me, russians have better senses of humour than Australians.

How did the proposition go down?

I got up at 6:20am because my girlfriend stole all my blankets and I woke up swearing. I got to work at 8am and did fuck all for too much money. Then I got paid and tried hard not to look smug for 10 minutes.

I went up to uni, and went straight to relax for coffee. Went to design class for a few hours, went to look at some architecture in Western Springs. Found out my girlfriend had cancer. Went home.

Started writing crap for design and drinking beers. Friend came over, went to Logos cafe for chai and vegan cake. Came home. Drank red wine.

Talked to Yeliah and Steveo on msn, drank a lot more red wine.

Dope.

I can't believe you just called Expresso Love 'Logos'.


You traitorous bastard.

That sucks dude, glad its all better now tho

Wicked! Was it awesome?!

Ive always wanted to be a tourist just so I could do that

Dude fuck not being a tourist you HAVE to do it. Its fucking scary up the top but you dont go down that fast and its really great seeing the view...seriously do it.

ooooh. i really wanna do that, but must save up for Lush VIP night in two weeks ;)

yesterday, i went to uni (late), went to Lush and bought stuff and got free stuff and THEY TOLD ME I SHOULD WORK THERE (<--yells to steveo) lost a few hours somewhere, went home, got ready, went back out to a mates leaving party (hes going for 3 months lol), got free champers and other drinks, went home quite early.

got up today at 1pm today, went and voted.

Last night I went out to bid farewell to a friend who is leaving Aucks (sniff) and going travelling. I got home at around 2.30 and the next thing I know its 6.30am and im lying on my bed, fully clothed, with the lights on, my ipod next to me and a mag across my face and felt more drunk than i did when i went to sleep. Went back to sleep.

Woke up at 930 and realised I was meant to be going out at that moment. Got up, bought ipod headphones and toliet roll and took a walk.

Then I went in a spaceship with friends and had lunch. and then went to the library.


Woooo.


If you book the jump through beyond travel you get 10% discount.

...I tried to commit suicide by learning Alpha Computer Architecture. So far, so good.

*squeals* OMG you should ask!

:D!!!

eek. today, i woke up on fezs couch. i went home, slept till 5.30, got up, had dinner, and now my cat keeps trying to jump on my tummy. im still feeling a little overheated, but other than that, fine. oh, a little tired, too. i want an indoor pool. i love you goons, youre so lookyaftery.

This morning I got home late and fucked. I woke up 5 hours later to go and work in a world filled with bright lights, glitter, shrieking and children high on sugar and food colouring. 8 Hours after that, I crawled home, drank a fuckload of green tea and went to bed for a bit. Now I think I'll go shower and then go back to bed. Rad.

who did ya fuck?

Today I woke up in a slugish manner, watched about 4 episodes of The Simpsons, helped Fez clean up. Dropped Steve & Maniac home then got home and relaxed for the rest of the day playing guitar and listening to music.

Don Brash. In the ass.

Love the new title, maniac. Glad to hear you felt quasi-alright this evening.

To those who were assisted last night, you're all welcome.

Today I woke up around 10.30, pissed about on the computer for a bit then realised I had no food. Went to foodtown, came back and ate. Cleaned my room a bit (room inspections this week boo) then did some assignment work for a few hours. Tidied up some more, ate some soup and cut my finger pretty bad in the process of opening the can. Did some more work decided I was tired and it could wait til the morning, and am now deciding between a bit more of other work or reading a book or family guy.

All quite boring really.

I say go Family Guy

I woke up feeling fine (yay), came home, played Freelancer (badly, my freighter is a slow piece of crap full of diamonds, like a flying pinanta), then went and watched Stealth with some mrt and others. The movie was average.

I woke up hung over as a mother-fucker, Tristan was still somewhat drunk, drove me to my car in Mt Eden and then I went to work. Argh, not cool when your hung over! Sorry I missed last night, whatever happened, Fez's mayhaps? I was representing at ex-Craccum ed and notrious dickhead Allan Schwans last night......I'm getting too old for this shit.

Nonsense, I'm sure you could teach us all a thing or two, but it may be the sort of stuff we can't tell our parents that we learnt...

Indeed. No really, I used to be able to drink a bottle of wine or more, got o bed at 3am or 4ish, get up at 9 and be sweet, I really can't do it any more. The only way i got through today was with copious amounts of red bull and no-doze.......hmmm, and now i'm drinking again! Lol, fucking sweet.

Wine will get me drunk too quickly. Last night I was on brandy and vodka, and a little of Steveo's tequila.

Enjoy yourself :P

Today I got up at seven to watch all the simpsons episodes. After getting home at five. Fuck I'm a psychopath in training.

:hilarious:

I don't see how, but if you say so.

...You haven't seen his car have you, SheDevil?

Or his choice of clothing.... Actually, there is the hardcore emo childe pic on the Last Supper.

I got two hours of sleep and then spent the day watching cartoons and texting my ex girlfriend, who subsequently left the country. I feel like stabbing a panda.

That proof enough?

Hehe. Welcome back ShedEvil.

Thanks, don't know how long i'm back for though. My hours of free time to do useless time consuming shit is fast disappearing. God things change when you are away for awhile!

And please don't stab any pandas Sloanie, they are an endangered species after all. Ex-girlfriends? They are not, so stab away! ;)

Sloanie's ex-girlfriends are an endangered species. I'm still here, remember :naughty:?

you cant hang out on the forum at work anymore? :cry: