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Doctor_Impossible - September 15, 2005 02:28 AM (GMT)
I find it hilarious that the cultural week poster that is now everywhere has a seemingly obvious flaw:

There is not a single 'white' person on it.

Are they applying white people dont have culture?

the oob - September 15, 2005 02:32 AM (GMT)
I'm pretty sure I don't have any culture, and I checked all my pockets.

Doctor_Impossible - September 15, 2005 02:33 AM (GMT)
What about your belly button?

the oob - September 15, 2005 02:37 AM (GMT)
Oh there it is! Thanks, I knew I left it around here somewhere.

So yeah anyway, the reason why there are no white people in the poster is because white people are culturally boring, like the vanilla of culture.

Happy Ahmed - September 15, 2005 02:39 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (the oob @ Sep 15 2005, 02:37 PM)
Oh there it is! Thanks, I knew I left it around here somewhere.

So yeah anyway, the reason why there are no white people in the poster is because white people are culturally boring, like the vanilla ice of culture.

heh.

Doctor_Impossible - September 15, 2005 02:46 AM (GMT)
As an Anthropologist i find it offensive. Surely the person running the Culture Week is not stupid enough to eliminate whites from it, he/she should be fired for being a complete and utter dipshit. To say that any culture/race has no culture is obsurd. To say that atleast 1 billion people are without culture is illogical and plain ignorant.

I vote for the person to be fired. I mean how retarded do you have to be to screw something like this up?

Happy Ahmed - September 15, 2005 02:48 AM (GMT)
Darkies aren't very clever.


EDIT: I need an oobesque disclaimer.

the oob - September 15, 2005 02:48 AM (GMT)
How many people does the poster have in it?

Maybe the reason is because coloured people need a cultural week to feel good about themselves and their domination under the heel of the white man. Or something.

Doctor_Impossible - September 15, 2005 02:54 AM (GMT)
Its A3 paper with about 30 people or 'cultural groups' on it

If it was a single person and he or she was 'dark' then i wouldnt have a problem. But it just seems that the person who did the poster went out of his way to choose ethnic groups with a better 'tan'.

the oob - September 15, 2005 02:55 AM (GMT)
Maybe one of the people is just a really dark tanned white person, like Hulk Hogan.

[queue Ahmeds picture]

Happy Ahmed - September 15, 2005 02:57 AM (GMT)
user posted image

the oob - September 15, 2005 03:01 AM (GMT)
Hmmm, his tan isn't as dark as I remember.

Happy Ahmed - September 15, 2005 03:02 AM (GMT)
I'd photoshop him black but i'm at work and don't have photoshop here.

Happy Ahmed - September 15, 2005 03:07 AM (GMT)
Anyway, in my first on topic response of this thread, the reason there are no white people is that white new zealand culture is the default culture of new zealand and the most potent. The idea behind cultural week is to celebrate the lesser cultures so that we can pretend we're not a pack of oppressive cunts and so that they can pretent that they are not insignificant.

Doctor_Impossible - September 15, 2005 03:10 AM (GMT)
Yeah. If that were true then we would only have pictures of Maori's. However the picture contained obvious references to Tonga and Samoa. If we take the idea that only "lesser cultures" should be represented, where are the Polish, the Welsh, the Eskimos and the Jews.

Sardonic - September 15, 2005 03:11 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Doctor_Impossible @ Sep 15 2005, 03:10 PM)
Yeah. If that were true then we would only have pictures of Maori's. However the picture contained obvious references to Tonga and Samoa. If we take the idea that only "lesser cultures" should be represented, where are the Polish, the Welsh, the Eskimos and the Jews.

Inuits please

El Matador - September 15, 2005 03:13 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Doctor_Impossible @ Sep 15 2005, 03:10 PM)
where are the Polish, the Welsh, the Eskimos and the Jews.

Who cares about the welsh?

Cultural week sucks ass. Not only am I expected to put up with these filthy immigrants, but now I have be subjected to their cultural shit as well. Yet I'm not allowed to be racist at all. Where's the tradeoff? I mean to be fair, if there is no 'white-culture' invovled, then it is only fair that I get an entire day to abuse any minorities I see fit. They have their day of appreciation, and I get my day of pure hatred. That way, everything is in balance.

Doctor_Impossible - September 15, 2005 03:14 AM (GMT)
I was talking specifically about Eskimo Joe's extended family.

Doctor_Impossible - September 15, 2005 03:16 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (sloanie @ Sep 15 2005, 03:13 PM)
QUOTE (Doctor_Impossible @ Sep 15 2005, 03:10 PM)
where are the Polish, the Welsh, the Eskimos and the Jews.

Who cares about the welsh?

Cultural week sucks ass. Not only am I expected to put up with these filthy immigrants, but now I have be subjected to their cultural shit as well. Yet I'm not allowed to be racist at all. Where's the tradeoff? I mean to be fair, if there is no 'white-culture' invovled, then it is only fair that I get an entire day to abuse any minorities I see fit. They have their day of appreciation, and I get my day of pure hatred. That way, everything is in balance.

Not only am i an Immigrant (Im English) but my girlfriend is Welsh. HOWEVER: i agree that if there is a segregated 'black' only culture day, the 'whites' should have a day where they do what they do best. Which is exploit <Insert word meaning ethnic here> people to make money.

Who knows, if Winston was prime minister we would probably have a 'white' week.

the oob - September 15, 2005 03:18 AM (GMT)
There's always the 20th of April, and I don't mean for pot smokers.

El Matador - September 15, 2005 03:20 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Doctor_Impossible @ Sep 15 2005, 03:16 PM)
Not only am i an Immigrant (Im English) but my girlfriend is Welsh.

You must have hated the lions tour. :ninja:

I just despise this touchy-feely left wing crap like cultural embrace when cultural tolerance is enough.

Sardonic - September 15, 2005 03:20 AM (GMT)
The Welsh shouldnt be under estimated:

Tom Jones
Shirley Bassey
Anthony Hopkins
Richard Burton

Very cultural people

El Matador - September 15, 2005 03:23 AM (GMT)
Ok so I will spare the Welsh from my proposed Right-Wing-Week. However, any other culture that goes out of their way to get in my face must put with my culture's choice to get in theirs.

Happy Ahmed - September 15, 2005 03:25 AM (GMT)
Every week is pick on the welsh week.

teehee wales.

Dr_Steve - September 15, 2005 03:25 AM (GMT)
well I actually heard a man say that white people don't have culture. He was the host on one of those little maori talkback stations.

Doctor_Impossible - September 15, 2005 03:26 AM (GMT)
The Lions tour was good to me, it gave me work for a few day as a waitor to all those who wanted to pay a grand per seat.

the oob - September 15, 2005 03:26 AM (GMT)
This thread has the potential to be hilarious.

El Matador - September 15, 2005 03:27 AM (GMT)
Of course he wouldn't understand our culture. It is one of progress, not "You took my sheep in 1863 so I demand reparations for umpteen squillion years".

I know that is fool's logic but the guy is clearly a bigot, so why not fight fire with fire.

Sardonic - September 15, 2005 03:28 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Doctor_Impossible @ Sep 15 2005, 03:26 PM)
The Lions tour was good to me, it gave me work for a few day as a waitor to all those who wanted to pay a grand per seat.

Meanwhile the British accept the fact that we suck at rugby and focus solely on cricket until we suck at that again...


Happy Ahmed - September 15, 2005 03:28 AM (GMT)
no no no.

You know what's hilarious?

Jews.

Doctor_Impossible - September 15, 2005 03:30 AM (GMT)
Its the same here. Nobody wants to talk about rugby when the ABs are in the doldrums, but as soon as they start winning its a different story.

I will quote the world class intellect and singing genius Robbie Williams and say

'Sing when you are winning' (William, 1999 "This Song is gay")

El Matador - September 15, 2005 03:34 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Happy Ahmed @ Sep 15 2005, 03:28 PM)
no no no.

You know what's hilarious?

Jews.

Ahmed = Walt Disney/Henry Ford?

the oob - September 15, 2005 03:35 AM (GMT)
Man I'm so hoping all the usual forum cry babies turn up and take these comments seriously.

El Matador - September 15, 2005 03:36 AM (GMT)
Who are our forum crybabies?

Templar?

Doctor_Impossible - September 15, 2005 03:37 AM (GMT)
Nothing anyone could ever say on this forum would match the sheer outlandishness of my past 'forum' experiences.

One word.

Ubersite.

the oob - September 15, 2005 03:39 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (sloanie @ Sep 15 2005, 03:36 PM)
Who are our forum crybabies?

Templar?

Oh they'll show up in good time.

Doctor_Impossible - September 15, 2005 03:49 AM (GMT)
How stict are the admin/mods for flaming/harrassment/slander?

Happy Ahmed - September 15, 2005 03:54 AM (GMT)
You've been flaming and harassing one.

Sardonic - September 15, 2005 03:54 AM (GMT)
OK lets think about this for a minute

Take the English for example... ever seen Morris Dancers with the bells and silly dancing?

Thats Englands national dress. I kid ye not.

So you want a troop of Morris Men in the Quad? I know the people organsiing the week would be delighted...but we dont have enough cider for that!

the oob - September 15, 2005 03:54 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Doctor_Impossible @ Sep 15 2005, 03:49 PM)
How stict are the admin/mods for flaming/harrassment/slander?

As long as you're not directly insulting someone (eg. "you're a moron") it's pretty slack.




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