Title: I Am Teh Interninja.
Description: guess what i have?
Description: guess what i have?
maniacnymph - September 5, 2005 06:27 AM (GMT)
no not syphilis. I JUST GOT GIVEN A SWORD!!!
:ninja: :cloak:
:ninja: :cloak:
Happy Ahmed - September 5, 2005 06:39 AM (GMT)
I still guess syphilis.
Yeliah - September 5, 2005 06:44 AM (GMT)
Better than The Clap, I guess.
maniacnymph - September 5, 2005 06:44 AM (GMT)
well, il give you half a silver star, coz........
....hang on...........
NO I DONT HAVE SYPHILIS :ninja: (with one sword instead of two pussy knives)
....hang on...........
NO I DONT HAVE SYPHILIS :ninja: (with one sword instead of two pussy knives)
Happy Ahmed - September 5, 2005 06:48 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (maniacnymph @ Sep 5 2005, 06:44 PM) |
| NO I DONT HAVE SYPHILIS |
Would you like it?
Yeliah - September 5, 2005 06:49 AM (GMT)
^^ Ehehe.
| QUOTE |
| :ninja: (with one sword instead of two pussy knives) |
Exchange them for sporks and you've got yourself a dizzle.
Steveo - September 5, 2005 06:49 AM (GMT)
Pictures!!!!!!!!
Im so going to buy a sword from that Martial Arts store on Q'st
Im so going to buy a sword from that Martial Arts store on Q'st
the oob - September 5, 2005 06:51 AM (GMT)
Hey guys, someone stole my sword, has anyone seen it?
maniacnymph - September 5, 2005 06:56 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Happy Ahmed @ Sep 5 2005, 06:48 PM) | ||
Would you like it? |
only if its from you, ahmed *bats eyelashes*.
Steveo - September 5, 2005 07:01 AM (GMT)
Maniac, want a sword fight?
Happy Ahmed - September 5, 2005 07:02 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (maniacnymph @ Sep 5 2005, 06:56 PM) | ||||
only if its from you, ahmed *bats eyelashes*. |
You'd be surprised how often I get that response.
Fez - September 5, 2005 11:17 AM (GMT)
You must bring it to my party and I will challenge you to a duel with my lightsaber, for the honour of cake
Hauser - September 5, 2005 11:38 AM (GMT)
I'll duel you weaklings with my swiss army knife, heh heh.
El Matador - September 5, 2005 11:59 AM (GMT)
YOU CALL THAT A KNIFE?
THIS IS A KNIFE!
THIS IS A KNIFE!
Aaron_von_Cock - September 5, 2005 12:22 PM (GMT)
My brother is getting a training sword from this tenth dan grandmaster of some style of jujitsu. He's bringing it with him personally from Japan. Fucking cool
templar34 - September 7, 2005 04:11 AM (GMT)
Stupid open-hand martial art :rant:
I did Aikido for 8 years and all I got was this crappy t-shirt.
I did Aikido for 8 years and all I got was this crappy t-shirt.
Dr_Steve - September 7, 2005 04:16 AM (GMT)
um, I've watched a lot of kung fu movies in my time. does that make me 133t?
Steveo - September 7, 2005 04:20 AM (GMT)
Not really :P
I just got my first belt :at: kung fu the other week, I can break elbows 3 different ways now :D
I just got my first belt :at: kung fu the other week, I can break elbows 3 different ways now :D
the oob - September 7, 2005 04:21 AM (GMT)
I have already invented the ultimate fighting strategy, there is no need for martial arts.
1) Half-heartedly swing at opponents face with left hand (or right hand if you're a leftie)
2) While opponent is distracted by (1), which is not actually intended to cause any damage, punch them in the balls/box with the other hand
3) Push them over while they writhe in pain
4) Step on their neck
Honour is for chumps.
1) Half-heartedly swing at opponents face with left hand (or right hand if you're a leftie)
2) While opponent is distracted by (1), which is not actually intended to cause any damage, punch them in the balls/box with the other hand
3) Push them over while they writhe in pain
4) Step on their neck
Honour is for chumps.
templar34 - September 7, 2005 04:27 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Steveo) |
| I can break elbows 3 different ways now |
Pffsh. Easy.
Steveo - September 7, 2005 04:30 AM (GMT)
hmmmmmmmm
8 YEARS > 2 months
8 YEARS > 2 months
Dr_Steve - September 7, 2005 08:40 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Steveo @ Sep 7 2005, 04:20 PM) |
| Not really :P |
awwww but I could pretend I'm doing awesome shit and kicking your ass. :sjs:
El Matador - September 7, 2005 09:05 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (the oob @ Sep 7 2005, 04:21 PM) |
| I have already invented the ultimate fighting strategy, there is no need for martial arts. 1) Buy a gun Honour is for chumps. |
Fixed.
maniacnymph - September 7, 2005 09:36 AM (GMT)
right now, i have a cause very, very freaking worthy of my sword in mind. i feel utterly repulsed.