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Title: It's Official
Description: The university are fucktards......


twitchy - September 18, 2005 11:47 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Maus @ Sep 12 2005, 05:52 PM)
QUOTE (Mr Lanky Bobs @ Sep 7 2005, 06:41 PM)
but how will they be able to cut something out of papers like eco 101...shock horror...no market demand or supply...


They're not taking out content, but assessment. So, if you were doing a stage 1 arts paper which had two or three essays that totalled 3000 words between them, and a three hour, three essay exam that is supposed to total 3000 words, making it a 6000 word paper, it will be reduced to 5000 words. aye.e. less in the assignments, and a 2 instead of 3 question exam.

It actually adds up to slightly less work, despite the extra paper. Mixed blessing aye reckon; more bums on seats, and thus more booty in the coffers, and broader, though perhaps shallower, education for undergrads. :shrugs:

Good for the pot heads anyways...

that doesnt really cut out any work at all
because any way you look at it it all has to add up to 100%....
or do they simply expect less??
lecturer ecpectations vary a lot as is.
:shrugs:

Mr Lanky Bobs - September 19, 2005 12:28 AM (GMT)
well their making the test shorter in stats 101 because they have to take stuff out...dont know what their taking out or why they shortened the test a semester early but hey...as the title says...it is official...

SheDevil - January 5, 2006 09:38 PM (GMT)
BUMP!

Check this shit out. This is the protoype for the new ID card.........


user posted image

So, that really looks like a man doesn't it? Fucking idiots.

Adolf Chiang - January 5, 2006 09:45 PM (GMT)
When are we suppose to have our ID cards re-issued?

QUOTE
They can start teaching you damn pot-heads in commerce that a centrally planned command economy IS THE BEST FOR ALL OF YOU.


The planned economy failed miserably in the USSR and China. The whole FUBAR system was inefficient.

SheDevil - January 5, 2006 09:47 PM (GMT)
I don't know if they will re-issue, these might just be for new students.

Tony Montana - January 6, 2006 01:15 AM (GMT)
Is that you, She Devil?

Sardonic - January 6, 2006 01:18 AM (GMT)
Hello All,



I am writing to let you know that a new ID card has been created which incorporates the new University of Auckland logo, as well as a design change. The same information will continue to be on the card; only the format has been changed. The new cards will begin being produced in early - mid January by our off-site printer, Positive ID. The ID Card Centres on the City campus and at Epsom will continue printing the current format until their stocks of the older cards are depleted.



I have attached a jpeg scan of a sample card so that you are familiar with the new card when students begin presenting them. Please feel free to pass on this email to anyone who may need it, and do not hesitate to contact me if you have any questions.



Kind regards,



Nissa Anderson

Admissions Adviser


Saturated-self - January 6, 2006 01:23 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (SheDevil @ Jan 6 2006, 09:38 AM)
So, that really looks like a man doesn't it? Fucking idiots.

heehee She Devil... around this place I wouldnt make any assumptions that it ISNT his photo

JPAR - January 7, 2006 02:32 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (emo @ Sep 1 2005, 12:16 PM)
Apparently next year we'll have to do four papers each semester to qualify as full-time. That's just ridiculous. Luckily they'll keep my allowance up even doing two papers, because you qualify as full-time if it's your last semester. It's all so confusing to ensure most people won't bother. And those people too lazy to bother obviously don't need the money anyway.

I think this guy might have gone. But does anyone know anything about this?

I only have two papers left, and if I can keep my allowance that'd be wicked.

Swear I posted this but I can't find it.

SheDevil - January 7, 2006 05:05 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Tony Montana @ Jan 6 2006, 01:15 PM)
Is that you, She Devil?

No fucking way. I'm blonde, Italian and 23, not Aisan and in my 40's.

That image was in the email that Sardonic has posted above that I got sent, the university sends us (AUSA) random crap all the time.

Tony Montana - January 7, 2006 05:10 AM (GMT)
Sure buddy, lets see a pic.

SheDevil - January 7, 2006 05:22 AM (GMT)
Hmm, do I fall into your little trap? I do not know. Maybe i'll PM you a pic, that way my face won't be open season for everyone...........fuck that sounded wrong.

JPAR - January 7, 2006 05:32 AM (GMT)
Oh come on (teehee), everyone loves a Bukkake party.

SheDevil - January 7, 2006 05:33 AM (GMT)
Yeah, I walked right into that one <_<

JPAR - January 7, 2006 05:45 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (SheDevil @ Jan 7 2006, 05:33 PM)
Yeah, I walked right into that one <_<

Someone had to say it. :retarded:

Maus - January 9, 2006 02:57 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (SheDevil @ Jan 7 2006, 06:22 PM)
Hmm, do I fall into your little trap?  I do not know.  Maybe i'll PM you a pic, that way my face won't be open season for everyone...........fuck that sounded wrong.

SheDevil - January 9, 2006 03:06 AM (GMT)
Maus, you are a very very naughty boy.

That is a dreadful photo of me! Trust me, there are way better ones. Fucking Cass.

Tony Montana - January 9, 2006 03:26 AM (GMT)
You look like you were enjoying that cigarette.

SheDevil - January 9, 2006 03:29 AM (GMT)
I was, but not as much as I will enjoy torturing Cass for taking it.

Hannoir - January 9, 2006 03:31 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (SheDevil @ Jan 9 2006, 04:29 PM)
I was, but not as much as I will enjoy torturing Cass for taking it.

torturing cass sounds like lottts of fun.

Tony Montana - January 9, 2006 03:35 AM (GMT)
Who's Cass?

SheDevil - January 9, 2006 03:35 AM (GMT)
I hate it when bad photos of me are circulated, i'm a vain creature and one who destroys sources of bad photos.

SheDevil - January 9, 2006 03:36 AM (GMT)
Cass is Happy Ahmed, the guy that took that photo, and i assure you that his hands were certainly not where he claims and wishes they were.

EDIT// Fuck! Double post, sorry.

Hauser - January 9, 2006 06:11 AM (GMT)
Hahaha, to slightly shift the focus off you SheDEvil (which is good in this case), I love the sexual tension between Ryan and Mary Lambie in that thread

user posted image]

EDIT: Leopard skin, oh please

Miss_Illusioned - January 9, 2006 06:22 AM (GMT)
You obviously haven't been to supre lately.. apparently leopard skin is making a come back.

Steveo - January 9, 2006 06:25 AM (GMT)
And you have?

Hauser - January 9, 2006 06:26 AM (GMT)
OH SNAP

Miss_Illusioned - January 9, 2006 06:34 AM (GMT)
Yes *blush* I don't usually go there but they had a nice top and they boyfriend was buying. Who was I to say no? (Not leopard print though)

SheDevil - January 9, 2006 08:36 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Hauser @ Jan 9 2006, 06:11 PM)
Hahaha, to slightly shift the focus off you SheDEvil (which is good in this case), I love the sexual tension between Ryan and Mary Lambie in that thread

user posted image]

EDIT: Leopard skin, oh please

Thanks Hauser :D

Yeah, he spent most of the night trying to get into her pants, he was up for some Lambie lovin. You gotta admit, she is a bit of a MILF.

KevinNZ - January 9, 2006 08:55 PM (GMT)
The lady that did the good morning show before Mary was waaay hotter

I forget her name though.


JPAR - January 9, 2006 10:43 PM (GMT)
Someone answer my damn question!

SheDevil - January 9, 2006 10:48 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (JPAR @ Jan 7 2006, 02:32 PM)
I think this guy might have gone. But does anyone know anything about this?

I only have two papers left, and if I can keep my allowance that'd be wicked.

Swear I posted this but I can't find it.

I was the same, last semester, only doing two papers, full-time whole year but studylink didnt recognise this. It's all pretty fucked up, the best thing to do would be to ring up the university and ask them what the haps is, they can help you out a bit better than I could, I still don't really understand the changes.




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